Never mess with a cranky Ranger

Tamalain · 08-18-2008, 09:47 AM

I was feeling a bit under the weather Saturday morning. (you will see why later)

I am out doing the 5 basic writs in the Waste, minding my own business when a Wizard in mid 70s comes up and starts inviting me. The demanding I join. Cranky now. remember that.

I finally relented and grouped. I had finishe the Jha-lie's in good time and was workong on the rhinos at this point. In the middle of a fight, that little SOB ran out, grabbed the named and dropped it on me. I smashed it flat, an ornate chest popped. The Idiot looted it without even asking. Now [Removed for Content] on top of cranky. I asked if she/he needed more Rhinos. No answer.

I finished the Rhinos and went to work on the Spinies I needed. I finished them in good order, SOB still tagging along. I then Camo, head out across a field as normal, hit edge and drop down onto rooftop of one entrance in Howling stones. Woodelf Ranger. Safefall well up there.

SOB is Highelf Wizard, no safefall. SPLAT, with train of mobs behind her. That lightened my mood nicely.

Later that morning, in even greater pain and getting downright grouchy, would you believe she came up to me and wanted to group again. After every fight a group invite with a tell demanding I group. Rather than take time to turn her to paste agin, I did a test to see if she was smart enough to get a hit.

/tell ***** Do you want me to run your sorry butt across another killing field then run you off a cliff again?

She got the hint.

A few hours later I was in the hospital the pain was so bad. Turned out I was getting a case of Diverticulitis. A nasty Bowel infection. We caught in it's earliest stages, so is drug treatable. I sleep alot now...

So As I started out saying. Never mess with a Cranky Ranger.

Tamalain Arrowmark 80/80 Ranger/Carpenter Crushbone

soltho · 09-17-2008, 06:18 AM

I agree... having an 80 Fae Ranger is wicked fun when ditching people by leading them to a cliff and jumping off (Fae's having wicked safe fall and can leap greater distances then other races). Then turn around and watch the noobs jump after only to hit the ground hard... or stand on the cliff sending you tells asking and wondering how to get to you now... mawhahahaha!!! never [Removed for Content] off a Ranger

Xoaz (80 Ranger, 80 Carpenter, 400 Tinker - Butcherblock)

08-18-2008, 09:47 AM	#1
Tamalain Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 74	I was feeling a bit under the weather Saturday morning. (you will see why later) I am out doing the 5 basic writs in the Waste, minding my own business when a Wizard in mid 70s comes up and starts inviting me. The demanding I join. Cranky now. remember that. I finally relented and grouped. I had finishe the Jha-lie's in good time and was workong on the rhinos at this point. In the middle of a fight, that little SOB ran out, grabbed the named and dropped it on me. I smashed it flat, an ornate chest popped. The Idiot looted it without even asking. Now [Removed for Content] on top of cranky. I asked if she/he needed more Rhinos. No answer. I finished the Rhinos and went to work on the Spinies I needed. I finished them in good order, SOB still tagging along. I then Camo, head out across a field as normal, hit edge and drop down onto rooftop of one entrance in Howling stones. Woodelf Ranger. Safefall well up there. SOB is Highelf Wizard, no safefall. SPLAT, with train of mobs behind her. That lightened my mood nicely. Later that morning, in even greater pain and getting downright grouchy, would you believe she came up to me and wanted to group again. After every fight a group invite with a tell demanding I group. Rather than take time to turn her to paste agin, I did a test to see if she was smart enough to get a hit. /tell ***** Do you want me to run your sorry butt across another killing field then run you off a cliff again? She got the hint. A few hours later I was in the hospital the pain was so bad. Turned out I was getting a case of Diverticulitis. A nasty Bowel infection. We caught in it's earliest stages, so is drug treatable. I sleep alot now... So As I started out saying. Never mess with a Cranky Ranger. Tamalain Arrowmark 80/80 Ranger/Carpenter Crushbone

09-17-2008, 06:18 AM	#2
soltho Loremaster Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 6	I agree... having an 80 Fae Ranger is wicked fun when ditching people by leading them to a cliff and jumping off (Fae's having wicked safe fall and can leap greater distances then other races). Then turn around and watch the noobs jump after only to hit the ground hard... or stand on the cliff sending you tells asking and wondering how to get to you now... mawhahahaha!!! never [Removed for Content] off a Ranger Xoaz (80 Ranger, 80 Carpenter, 400 Tinker - Butcherblock)