A Song for Frustrated Tradeskillers

Jethal · 06-21-2006, 02:20 AM

Don't Steal my Node- Parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus- By Jethal Silverwing- Download / Listen HEREWell, You steal my lootjust grab it all and scootYou can wander off and get AgroYou can tease the orcsCall them a bunch of dorksSeem like a jerk to everyone you knowYou can bring a trainIn sunshine or in rainGo pull Epic Dragons & we'd be lunchBut if you swing that axeI'll kick your little [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]You're just that kinda guy, I've got a hunchDon't steal my nodeThis routine's getting oldI've started cutting lumber here you JerkToo much time on your handsIn Wood, Mountains and SandsThey're going half as fast, for twice the workEverfrosts frozen iceoh You Never play niceStart mining all the rocks, behind my backThe Dens and Lumber tooYoure laughing, being rudeI'm gonna turn around and kick your sackNot just a pain to MeYou're on Hit Lists, A to ZThey're lining up to smack you on the headHarvesting's a living hellAnd you're doing in just to sellEvry one in the zone wishes you where deadDon't steal my woodI'll rough you up real goodI need to make some arrows, can't you see?You're stealing all my rocksEvery zone and round the clockKinda makes me wish I played on PVPDon't steal my OreJust to sell it in your StoreThere's not a single node that you'd passYou get underneith our skinit's a fight, we cant winWe'd like to round you up and kick yer'[expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]Don't Steal My TinPatience is wearing ThinWe'd all like to beat you with a StickOr tie you in a bagYou Tradeskill Pharming HagThrow you in the River'n watch you sink

Forest_Wulfe · 06-21-2006, 06:57 PM

LOL! This one is now one of my favorites of yours Jethal. Oh yeah, I can relate... :smileyhappy:

Kyriel · 06-21-2006, 07:12 PM

haha funny!

reminds me of the harvesting bots =)

Message Edited by Zemfira on 06-21-2006 08:12 AM

06-21-2006, 02:20 AM	#1
Jethal Server: The Bazaar KITHICOR.ORG Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Dark Forest of Kithicor Posts: 961	Don't Steal my Node- Parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus- By Jethal Silverwing- Download / Listen HEREWell, You steal my lootjust grab it all and scootYou can wander off and get AgroYou can tease the orcsCall them a bunch of dorksSeem like a jerk to everyone you knowYou can bring a trainIn sunshine or in rainGo pull Epic Dragons & we'd be lunchBut if you swing that axeI'll kick your little [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]You're just that kinda guy, I've got a hunchDon't steal my nodeThis routine's getting oldI've started cutting lumber here you JerkToo much time on your handsIn Wood, Mountains and SandsThey're going half as fast, for twice the workEverfrosts frozen iceoh You Never play niceStart mining all the rocks, behind my backThe Dens and Lumber tooYoure laughing, being rudeI'm gonna turn around and kick your sackNot just a pain to MeYou're on Hit Lists, A to ZThey're lining up to smack you on the headHarvesting's a living hellAnd you're doing in just to sellEvry one in the zone wishes you where deadDon't steal my woodI'll rough you up real goodI need to make some arrows, can't you see?You're stealing all my rocksEvery zone and round the clockKinda makes me wish I played on PVPDon't steal my OreJust to sell it in your StoreThere's not a single node that you'd passYou get underneith our skinit's a fight, we cant winWe'd like to round you up and kick yer'[expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]Don't Steal My TinPatience is wearing ThinWe'd all like to beat you with a StickOr tie you in a bagYou Tradeskill Pharming HagThrow you in the River'n watch you sink __________________

06-21-2006, 06:57 PM	#2
Forest_Wulfe Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 29	LOL! This one is now one of my favorites of yours Jethal. Oh yeah, I can relate... :smileyhappy: __________________

06-21-2006, 07:12 PM	#3
Kyriel Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,386	haha funny! reminds me of the harvesting bots =) Message Edited by Zemfira on 06-21-2006 08:12 AM __________________ Click Below to Watch Kyriel's EQ2 Music Video!!