Best Ranger Joke

Caliga · 12-30-2006, 12:12 AM

This one cracked up my group in BG and I want some more.Why don't rangers get feign death?Because the fall would kill them.

Badaxe Ba · 12-30-2006, 03:06 AM

How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. one to change the bulb, the other to keep track open for green cons.....

Caliga · 12-30-2006, 10:52 AM

Badaxe Bart wrote:

How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. one to change the bulb, the other to keep track open for green cons.....

:smileyvery-happy:

hieronym · 12-31-2006, 01:27 AM

best joke from other classes

rangers DO get utility

Message Edited by hieronymus on 12-30-2006 12:28 PM

LoreLady · 12-31-2006, 01:48 AM

*Player 01 pokes ranger*.... Loading please wait.....Why does it rain in the karana's so much? Everytime a ranger dies karana sheds a tear.Whos the rangers best friend? The soulbinder.. Why dident the ranger cross the road? The orc pawn killed him before he could cross..Why did the devs create graveyards in PoP.. Rangers..Why did the devs give a ranger track? He could never find his corpse through the raid of orc pawns.TRAIN INCOMMING WOMAN AND RANGERS FIRST!Why are the devs comedians? - They made rangers.Whats the diffrence between a ranger and roadkill? Theres a diffrence?Why are there rangers in every roleplaying game? Everyone has to have someone to laugh at...For those of you who dont know, rangers dident get any mitigation boost when they added extra levels and gear in eq1 and we died in two hits flat.. It took two and ahalf years of pushing against the devs to get this push down before we got mitigation values like everyone else - rangers were the only class excluded.. Mages could take more hits than rangers.. Its kinda ironic, rangers are always the class with the most problems in the everquest series.

Judist · 12-31-2006, 02:07 AM

Nothing original but I'll add a few...

Q: How do you know a rangers been in your house?
A: Your cat is still camping his corpse.

Ever notice when you try to delete a ranger at the character select screen, it wont ask "Are you sure?" like with your other classes?

Q: Why did the ranger cross the road?
A: The chicken had him down to half a bulb.

Q: Why did rangers get safefall?
A: Stairs were killing them.

Message Edited by BeatinGuts on 12-30-2006 01:08 PM

Tatsou · 12-31-2006, 02:55 AM

I wish I kept'd the log file when I first witness this so let me see if I can remember conversation. Back in eqlive from way long ago.

Newb ranger in guild : We are offsprings of druids so we should get gate. Why dont we get gate??

Officer in guild : well technically you do get gate already (starts snickering).

Newb : really, I went to the spell vendor but gate wasnt usuable by rangers.

Another guildee : well theres two ways you can gate one is if you have the plat buy a tolan's bp.

Newb : whats so special bout that it just takes you to one place.

guildee : well what you want a port to every place a druid goes??

newb : well no but gate would be good.

Officer : ok, you want to know what gate it is rangers get then ??

Newb : yes I do.

I finally chimed on my ranger : its called ranger gate.

Newb : where do I get that

Me : you already have it.

Officer : just run up to a red con or maybe yellow con mob and hit A (some old timers might remember A was default for attack hehe).

10 minutes later got quiet.

Me : hey newb you there??

Newb : thats BS man mob attacked [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] gives.

Officer and everyone else : that is ranger gate, get use to it

kidpaul · 12-31-2006, 05:48 AM

I already posted a thread with rangers jokes sometime ago so i'll just repeat my favourites in here SMILEY

Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and the security detail that accompanies James T Kirk on away missions?A: Rangers don't have red shirts.Q: What do you call a level 60 Ranger?A: BlessedQ: What do you call a level 65 Ranger?A: GiftedQ: What do you call a Ranger with over 356 days of play time?A: MasochisticQ: Why do Clerics not heal Rangers?A: It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then to heal one.Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time. (you used /consent [player name here] in EQ1 to allow that player to drag your corpse to safety SMILEY

)and yes I did have a /consent Sekkion in my early days SMILEY

and my top 3 personal favourite is:A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"You say, "RANGERS!"Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs? A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger. What do you get if you combined Timmy and Jimmy from south park? I dont know what do you get? A ranger Enjoy SMILEY

Message Edited by kidpaul on 12-30-2006 04:57 PM

Badaxe Ba · 12-31-2006, 09:35 PM

laughed so hard a tear came to my eye, dropped on the spacebar and killed my ranger!

Taeolen · 01-01-2007, 02:54 AM

A Ranger walks into a bar.

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT .....

What's the difference between Rangers and Road Kill?

Road Kill will have skid marks in front of it.

Message Edited by Taeolen on 12-31-2006 04:57 PM

Daim · 01-01-2007, 07:48 AM

What's a ranger's battlecry? LOADING, PLEASE WAIT. (Or please select a revive point, as it is)I was fairly surprised when I got the skill "Natural Instinct" and learned it didnt port me to the nearest graveyard.

Message Edited by DaimGo on 12-31-2006 06:51 PM

Sulas · 01-03-2007, 01:31 AM

DaimGo wrote:
I was fairly surprised when I got the skill "Natural Instinct" and learned it didnt port me to the nearest graveyard.

Now, *that* is a funny line. (I'll be stealing it, thank you. SMILEY

)

Teksun · 01-08-2007, 07:57 PM

DaimGo wrote:
I was fairly surprised when I got the skill "Natural Instinct" and learned it didnt port me to the nearest graveyard.

LMFAO

Gnome mercy · 01-09-2007, 04:48 AM

2 rangers are hanging out near the soulbinder, ones a male ones a female.

Male ranger turns to the female ranger and says "Hey, you come here often?"

or else the other way it went also was

Male Ranger turns to the female ranger and asks "I haven't seen you here before"

Female ranger turns to the male ranger and says "I'm only level 1"

Thats all i can remember that havent been posted yet

xandez · 01-10-2007, 06:20 PM

kidpaul wrote:
I already posted a thread with rangers jokes sometime ago so i'll just repeat my favourites in here *clip*

Yah, i think i stole my sig there too... SMILEY

++Xan

12-30-2006, 12:12 AM	#1
Caliga Loremaster Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 355	This one cracked up my group in BG and I want some more.Why don't rangers get feign death?Because the fall would kill them. __________________

12-30-2006, 03:06 AM	#2
Badaxe Ba General Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Venekor Posts: 568	How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. one to change the bulb, the other to keep track open for green cons..... __________________

12-30-2006, 10:52 AM	#3
Caliga Loremaster Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 355	Badaxe Bart wrote: How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. one to change the bulb, the other to keep track open for green cons..... :smileyvery-happy: __________________

12-31-2006, 01:27 AM	#4
hieronym General Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 493	best joke from other classes rangers DO get utility Message Edited by hieronymus on 12-30-2006 12:28 PM __________________ Hiero the Ranger Essen the Zerker

12-31-2006, 01:48 AM	#5
LoreLady Loremaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,039	Player 01 pokes ranger.... Loading please wait.....Why does it rain in the karana's so much? Everytime a ranger dies karana sheds a tear.Whos the rangers best friend? The soulbinder.. Why dident the ranger cross the road? The orc pawn killed him before he could cross..Why did the devs create graveyards in PoP.. Rangers..Why did the devs give a ranger track? He could never find his corpse through the raid of orc pawns.TRAIN INCOMMING WOMAN AND RANGERS FIRST!Why are the devs comedians? - They made rangers.Whats the diffrence between a ranger and roadkill? Theres a diffrence?Why are there rangers in every roleplaying game? Everyone has to have someone to laugh at...For those of you who dont know, rangers dident get any mitigation boost when they added extra levels and gear in eq1 and we died in two hits flat.. It took two and ahalf years of pushing against the devs to get this push down before we got mitigation values like everyone else - rangers were the only class excluded.. Mages could take more hits than rangers.. Its kinda ironic, rangers are always the class with the most problems in the everquest series. __________________ RIP Oakleaf 1949-2006

12-31-2006, 02:07 AM	#6
Judist Loremaster Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 432	Nothing original but I'll add a few... Q: How do you know a rangers been in your house? A: Your cat is still camping his corpse. Ever notice when you try to delete a ranger at the character select screen, it wont ask "Are you sure?" like with your other classes? Q: Why did the ranger cross the road? A: The chicken had him down to half a bulb. Q: Why did rangers get safefall? A: Stairs were killing them. Message Edited by BeatinGuts on 12-30-2006 01:08 PM

12-31-2006, 02:55 AM	#7
Tatsou Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 122	I wish I kept'd the log file when I first witness this so let me see if I can remember conversation. Back in eqlive from way long ago. Newb ranger in guild : We are offsprings of druids so we should get gate. Why dont we get gate?? Officer in guild : well technically you do get gate already (starts snickering). Newb : really, I went to the spell vendor but gate wasnt usuable by rangers. Another guildee : well theres two ways you can gate one is if you have the plat buy a tolan's bp. Newb : whats so special bout that it just takes you to one place. guildee : well what you want a port to every place a druid goes?? newb : well no but gate would be good. Officer : ok, you want to know what gate it is rangers get then ?? Newb : yes I do. I finally chimed on my ranger : its called ranger gate. Newb : where do I get that Me : you already have it. Officer : just run up to a red con or maybe yellow con mob and hit A (some old timers might remember A was default for attack hehe). 10 minutes later got quiet. Me : hey newb you there?? Newb : thats BS man mob attacked [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] gives. Officer and everyone else : that is ranger gate, get use to it

12-31-2006, 05:48 AM	#8
kidpaul Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 84	I already posted a thread with rangers jokes sometime ago so i'll just repeat my favourites in here Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and the security detail that accompanies James T Kirk on away missions?A: Rangers don't have red shirts.Q: What do you call a level 60 Ranger?A: BlessedQ: What do you call a level 65 Ranger?A: GiftedQ: What do you call a Ranger with over 356 days of play time?A: MasochisticQ: Why do Clerics not heal Rangers?A: It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then to heal one.Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time. (you used /consent [player name here] in EQ1 to allow that player to drag your corpse to safety )and yes I did have a /consent Sekkion in my early days and my top 3 personal favourite is:A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"You say, "RANGERS!"Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs? A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger. What do you get if you combined Timmy and Jimmy from south park? I dont know what do you get? A ranger Enjoy Message Edited by kidpaul on 12-30-2006 04:57 PM

12-31-2006, 09:35 PM	#9
Badaxe Ba General Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Venekor Posts: 568	laughed so hard a tear came to my eye, dropped on the spacebar and killed my ranger! __________________

01-01-2007, 02:54 AM	#10
Taeolen Loremaster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 156	A Ranger walks into a bar. LOADING, PLEASE WAIT ..... What's the difference between Rangers and Road Kill? Road Kill will have skid marks in front of it. Message Edited by Taeolen on 12-31-2006 04:57 PM __________________ Yes, I'm probably mostly joking.

01-01-2007, 07:48 AM	#11
Daim Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8	What's a ranger's battlecry? LOADING, PLEASE WAIT. (Or please select a revive point, as it is)I was fairly surprised when I got the skill "Natural Instinct" and learned it didnt port me to the nearest graveyard. Message Edited by DaimGo on 12-31-2006 06:51 PM

01-03-2007, 01:31 AM	#12
Sulas Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 259	DaimGo wrote: I was fairly surprised when I got the skill "Natural Instinct" and learned it didnt port me to the nearest graveyard. Now, that is a funny line. (I'll be stealing it, thank you. ) __________________ Sulas Wolfdawn Guk, Children of Loki Ranger (58) / Woodworker(68) Tiger pet + snowballs = happy ranger

01-08-2007, 07:57 PM	#13
Teksun Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,048	DaimGo wrote: I was fairly surprised when I got the skill "Natural Instinct" and learned it didnt port me to the nearest graveyard. LMFAO __________________ Nerf the Hobbits

01-09-2007, 04:48 AM	#14
Gnome mercy Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 303	2 rangers are hanging out near the soulbinder, ones a male ones a female. Male ranger turns to the female ranger and says "Hey, you come here often?" or else the other way it went also was Male Ranger turns to the female ranger and asks "I haven't seen you here before" Female ranger turns to the male ranger and says "I'm only level 1" Thats all i can remember that havent been posted yet

01-10-2007, 06:20 PM	#15
xandez Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,044	kidpaul wrote: I already posted a thread with rangers jokes sometime ago so i'll just repeat my favourites in here clip Yah, i think i stole my sig there too... ++Xan __________________ One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.