Rangers...

Kiara- · 09-01-2006, 08:56 PM

So, gnomes are these totally amazing creatures.

They found a way to do brain transplants.

Priests brains go for roughly 40p.

Other classes around 10-30p.

Rangers... 100pp.

I asked a gnome why this was...

He said cause Ranger brains have never been used.

Come on ... laugh. And it's all my fault people make Ranger jokes in the first place. Just so you know. I was THAT bad in EQ1. I'm now forbidden to ever roll another Ranger. So your reputations are safe SMILEY

Sulas · 09-01-2006, 09:04 PM

Aaaaaaaahhhh ha ha ha ha ha!very funny.

Saihung23 · 09-01-2006, 09:30 PM

You got the courage up to finally hit submit!

Yay!

Funny ranger joke btw SMILEY

Kiara- · 09-01-2006, 09:39 PM

courage nothing SMILEY

i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet SMILEY

Jay · 09-01-2006, 09:48 PM

Q: How can you tell a ranger broke into your house while you were away?

A: Your housecat is still camping his corpse when you return.

Savanja · 09-01-2006, 10:31 PM

I heart you Kiara.

Gerdos · 09-01-2006, 11:05 PM

i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.

But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:

and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....

600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: :smileywink:

Serakk · 09-01-2006, 11:08 PM

why'd the ranger cross the road?

the chicken had him at two bub's of life...

TaleraRis · 09-01-2006, 11:53 PM

LOL

Articulas · 09-02-2006, 12:27 AM

wtg Kiara :smileytongue:

44Dragon · 09-02-2006, 12:32 AM

Kiara wrote:

courage nothing i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet

Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!

HazlenutElf · 09-02-2006, 01:55 AM

44Dragon wrote:

Kiara wrote:

courage nothing i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet

Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!

:smileysurprised:

Jay · 09-02-2006, 02:15 AM

Gerdos wrote:

i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.

But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:

and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....

600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: :smileywink:

They're the professionals, the ones that get paid for posting on the EQ2 forums.

Though I guess you could make the case that I get paid *while* posting on the forums... /glances over shoulder

Kiara- · 09-02-2006, 10:15 AM

44Dragon wrote:

Kiara wrote:

courage nothing i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet

Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!

Time and place, sweetie SMILEY

You know how to reach me SMILEY

Kiara- · 09-02-2006, 10:19 AM

Savanja wrote:
I heart you Kiara.

Right back at you gorgeous SMILEY

BSbon · 09-02-2006, 06:51 PM

Gerdos wrote:

i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.

But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:

and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....

600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: :smileywink:

they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. SMILEY

mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board SMILEY

Articulas · 09-04-2006, 05:42 AM

bongotez wrote:

Gerdos wrote:
i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.

But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:

and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....

600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: :smileywink:

they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board

o.O:smileytongue:

xandez · 09-04-2006, 11:41 AM

ROOOFFFFLLLL SMILEY

omg... ehehe ahaha... ++Xan

xandez · 09-04-2006, 11:42 AM

Jay42 wrote:

Q: How can you tell a ranger broke into your house while you were away?

A: Your housecat is still camping his corpse when you return.

AAAAAAAhhahahahahaah!!!Please, stop this, ill die from laughter soon SMILEY

++Xan

jarlaxle8 · 09-04-2006, 01:19 PM

bongotez wrote:

they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board

When the NGD peeps come over to the Ranger boards to poke fun, you know the dps threads are going overboard... :smileywink:

USAFJeeper · 09-04-2006, 09:38 PM

Ranger Jokes is everywhere!

http://trinity-alliance.org/forums/archive/index.php?t-1772.html

Copied here for your viewing pleasure - Note these are EQ1 based! THe best part of being a ranger besides good looks is the plethora of self deprecating jokes!

Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a Ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.

Q: How can you tell a Ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your kitten is camping his corpse.

Q: Why don't Rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.

Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.

Q: How do you know when a Ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.

Q: Why is Ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.

Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 [Removed for Content]?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything.

Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.

Q: what do you call a Druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee?
A: A Ranger!

Q: What is the difference between a Ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!

Q: What did one Ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?

Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
A: To get his corpse.

Q: How many Rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to watch out for green cons.

Things to ask a Ranger:

-Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.

-Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.

-Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.

Misc:

-/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!

-A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"
You say, "RANGERS!"

-A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.

-Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General consensus was that the Ranger epic would proc "resurrection". It's more mana-efficient to rez a Ranger then heal one.

-Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!"
Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....Rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."

Keredh · 09-05-2006, 12:00 AM

USAFJeeper wrote:

Ranger Jokes is everywhere!

-A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.

Memories, memories... :smileyvery-happy: Threads like this remind me why I still play a ranger... The only class community that can laugh at itself and still have a good time in game!

Ker

Serakk · 09-05-2006, 12:05 PM

USAFJeeper wrote:

Q: How many Rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to watch out for green cons.

Actually I have a copyright on the original joke that this was derived from :smileytongue: and since it's wrong I will give the correct answer.

A: 3 ,1 to change it,1 to drag the first one's corpse,and the third to look for a rez.

Teksun · 09-05-2006, 05:40 PM

USAFJeeper wrote:
-/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!

I LOVE that one SMILEY

USAFJeeper · 09-05-2006, 10:09 PM

Of course true to the spirit of the ranger... I still get lost in WIllow Wood and have to evac to get started over!

Dont follow the ranger, not only is he lost but he jumps off things!

44Dragon · 09-05-2006, 10:53 PM

Teksun wrote:

USAFJeeper wrote:

-/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!

I LOVE that one

That used to be my train shout ^^^^^

:smileytongue:

Teksun · 09-06-2006, 05:08 PM

Kiara wrote:
So, gnomes are these totally amazing creatures.

They found a way to do brain transplants.

Priests brains go for roughly 40p.

Other classes around 10-30p.

Rangers... 100pp.

I asked a gnome why this was...

He said cause Ranger brains have never been used.

Come on ... laugh. And it's all my fault people make Ranger jokes in the first place. Just so you know. I was THAT bad in EQ1. I'm now forbidden to ever roll another Ranger. So your reputations are safe

Buying brains by the pound gets expensive though, both Gnomes and Barbarians are quite high: It takes a LOT of gnomes to get a pound of brains... And as for barbarians, do you know how hard it is to clean them???

Saihung23 · 09-06-2006, 06:00 PM

Oh. my. god.

Its a full scale invasion!

Flee rangers! Flee!

Raahl · 09-06-2006, 09:23 PM

ROFL! Great jokes..

Jay · 09-06-2006, 09:31 PM

ROFL jesus Sai, that pic is both disturbing and hilarious. Much like the person posting it. SMILEY

09-01-2006, 08:56 PM	#1
Kiara- Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Neriak, baby! Posts: 595	So, gnomes are these totally amazing creatures. They found a way to do brain transplants. Priests brains go for roughly 40p. Other classes around 10-30p. Rangers... 100pp. I asked a gnome why this was... He said cause Ranger brains have never been used. Come on ... laugh. And it's all my fault people make Ranger jokes in the first place. Just so you know. I was THAT bad in EQ1. I'm now forbidden to ever roll another Ranger. So your reputations are safe __________________

09-01-2006, 09:04 PM	#2
Sulas Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 259	Aaaaaaaahhhh ha ha ha ha ha!very funny. __________________ Sulas Wolfdawn Guk, Children of Loki Ranger (58) / Woodworker(68) Tiger pet + snowballs = happy ranger

09-01-2006, 09:30 PM	#3
Saihung23 Loremaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Delaware:Home of...Home of...we got stuff! Posts: 1,527	You got the courage up to finally hit submit! Yay! Funny ranger joke btw __________________

09-01-2006, 09:39 PM	#4
Kiara- Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Neriak, baby! Posts: 595	courage nothing i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet __________________

09-01-2006, 09:48 PM	#5
Jay General Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,137	Q: How can you tell a ranger broke into your house while you were away? A: Your housecat is still camping his corpse when you return. __________________

09-01-2006, 10:31 PM	#6
Savanja Fansite Staff Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 397	I heart you Kiara. __________________ ~Savanja~

09-01-2006, 11:05 PM	#7
Gerdos Loremaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 236	i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months. But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: and i thought getting to 500 would take forever ..... 600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: :smileywink:

09-01-2006, 11:08 PM	#8
Serakk Loremaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 44	why'd the ranger cross the road? the chicken had him at two bub's of life... __________________

09-01-2006, 11:53 PM	#9
TaleraRis Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 2,083	LOL __________________ Gwyneth Lecarde 90 Warty Arrow Flinger 90 Sword Shiner Najena Morgasand Ka'Bael 54 Roswellian Mind Scrambler 87 Shield Polisher Najena

09-02-2006, 12:27 AM	#10
Articulas Zombie Aardvark Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 453	wtg Kiara :smileytongue: __________________

09-02-2006, 12:32 AM	#11
44Dragon Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 125	Kiara wrote: courage nothing i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!

09-02-2006, 01:55 AM	#12
HazlenutElf Loremaster Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 80	44Dragon wrote: Kiara wrote: courage nothing i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet Somebody is getting spanked for this thread! :smileysurprised: __________________

09-02-2006, 02:15 AM	#13
Jay General Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,137	Gerdos wrote: i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months. But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: and i thought getting to 500 would take forever ..... 600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: :smileywink: They're the professionals, the ones that get paid for posting on the EQ2 forums. Though I guess you could make the case that I get paid while posting on the forums... /glances over shoulder __________________

09-02-2006, 10:15 AM	#14
Kiara- Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Neriak, baby! Posts: 595	44Dragon wrote: Kiara wrote: courage nothing i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet Somebody is getting spanked for this thread! Time and place, sweetie You know how to reach me __________________

09-02-2006, 10:19 AM	#15
Kiara- Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Neriak, baby! Posts: 595	Savanja wrote: I heart you Kiara. Right back at you gorgeous __________________

09-02-2006, 06:51 PM	#16
BSbon General Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 605	Gerdos wrote: i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months. But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: and i thought getting to 500 would take forever ..... 600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: :smileywink: they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board __________________ Click Here for Amazing Superteam Comics updated Tuesday and Thursday " width="360" height="81">

09-04-2006, 05:42 AM	#17
Articulas Zombie Aardvark Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Posts: 453	bongotez wrote: Gerdos wrote: i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months. But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: and i thought getting to 500 would take forever ..... 600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised: :smileywink: they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board o.O:smileytongue: __________________

09-04-2006, 11:41 AM	#18
xandez Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,044	ROOOFFFFLLLL omg... ehehe ahaha... ++Xan __________________ One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.

09-04-2006, 11:42 AM	#19
xandez Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,044	Jay42 wrote: Q: How can you tell a ranger broke into your house while you were away? A: Your housecat is still camping his corpse when you return. AAAAAAAhhahahahahaah!!!Please, stop this, ill die from laughter soon ++Xan __________________ One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.

09-04-2006, 01:19 PM	#20
jarlaxle8 General Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 512	bongotez wrote: they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board When the NGD peeps come over to the Ranger boards to poke fun, you know the dps threads are going overboard... :smileywink: __________________

09-04-2006, 09:38 PM	#21
USAFJeeper Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 276	Ranger Jokes is everywhere! http://trinity-alliance.org/forums/archive/index.php?t-1772.html Copied here for your viewing pleasure - Note these are EQ1 based! THe best part of being a ranger besides good looks is the plethora of self deprecating jokes! Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas? A: Because everytime a Ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear. Q: How can you tell a Ranger tried to break into your house?? A: Your kitten is camping his corpse. Q: Why don't Rangers get FD? A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them. Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs? A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger. Q: How do you know when a Ranger has been tanking? A: You're on CR. Q: Why is Ranger armor green and brown? A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass. Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 [Removed for Content]? A: They go DOWN on anything and everything. Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever? A: LFG. Q: what do you call a Druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee? A: A Ranger! Q: What is the difference between a Ranger and a corpse? A: 30 seconds of combat! Q: What did one Ranger say to the other at the soulbinder? A: Do you come here often? Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ? A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub ! A: To get his corpse. Q: How many Rangers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to watch out for green cons. Things to ask a Ranger: -Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP. -Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time. -Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's. Misc: -/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! -A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?" You say, "RANGERS!" -A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT. -Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General consensus was that the Ranger epic would proc "resurrection". It's more mana-efficient to rez a Ranger then heal one. -Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!" Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....Rangers....try to look as if you are contributing." __________________

09-05-2006, 12:00 AM	#22
Keredh Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 101	USAFJeeper wrote: Ranger Jokes is everywhere! -A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT. Memories, memories... :smileyvery-happy: Threads like this remind me why I still play a ranger... The only class community that can laugh at itself and still have a good time in game! Ker __________________

09-05-2006, 12:05 PM	#23
Serakk Loremaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 44	USAFJeeper wrote: Q: How many Rangers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to watch out for green cons. Actually I have a copyright on the original joke that this was derived from :smileytongue: and since it's wrong I will give the correct answer. A: 3 ,1 to change it,1 to drag the first one's corpse,and the third to look for a rez. __________________

09-05-2006, 05:40 PM	#24
Teksun Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,048	USAFJeeper wrote: -/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! I LOVE that one __________________ Nerf the Hobbits

09-05-2006, 10:09 PM	#25
USAFJeeper Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 276	Of course true to the spirit of the ranger... I still get lost in WIllow Wood and have to evac to get started over! Dont follow the ranger, not only is he lost but he jumps off things! __________________

09-05-2006, 10:53 PM	#26
44Dragon Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 125	Teksun wrote: USAFJeeper wrote: -/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! I LOVE that one That used to be my train shout ^^^^^ :smileytongue:

09-06-2006, 05:08 PM	#27
Teksun Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,048	Kiara wrote: So, gnomes are these totally amazing creatures. They found a way to do brain transplants. Priests brains go for roughly 40p. Other classes around 10-30p. Rangers... 100pp. I asked a gnome why this was... He said cause Ranger brains have never been used. Come on ... laugh. And it's all my fault people make Ranger jokes in the first place. Just so you know. I was THAT bad in EQ1. I'm now forbidden to ever roll another Ranger. So your reputations are safe Buying brains by the pound gets expensive though, both Gnomes and Barbarians are quite high: It takes a LOT of gnomes to get a pound of brains... And as for barbarians, do you know how hard it is to clean them??? __________________ Nerf the Hobbits

09-06-2006, 06:00 PM	#28
Saihung23 Loremaster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Delaware:Home of...Home of...we got stuff! Posts: 1,527	Oh. my. god. Its a full scale invasion! Flee rangers! Flee! __________________

09-06-2006, 09:23 PM	#29
Raahl Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,792	ROFL! Great jokes.. __________________ R.I.P. Najena Cougaar - 90 Dirge Corwin - 90 Guardian Raahl - 30 something Templar Kilped - 70'ish Ranger

09-06-2006, 09:31 PM	#30
Jay General Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,137	ROFL jesus Sai, that pic is both disturbing and hilarious. Much like the person posting it. __________________