Eq2 Style xmas bad jokes

caliburns · 12-21-2007, 10:13 AM

Ok, i'll start..

Why do all ratonga play brigands................................. Because they cant resist some thing so cheesy.

Bogenbroom123 · 12-21-2007, 11:40 AM

How many ogres does it take to put in a light bulb?

3...one to change the bulb and 2 to smash all the other furniture in the house....

which brings me to my next joke.

A kerra rabbi and a catholic troll walk into a bar....

Mwahaha · 12-21-2007, 01:43 PM

Why did the level lockers cross the road?They didn't want to engage in pvp.

Grimfort · 12-21-2007, 02:55 PM

Why do dwarves laugh when they run through the forest?Because the grass tickles their balls

Bloodfa · 12-21-2007, 03:23 PM

Grimfort wrote:

Why do dwarves laugh when they run through the forest?Because the grass tickles their balls

Marcula · 12-21-2007, 06:43 PM

A Barbarian sells horses in South Qeynos. One day a friend sends him a note in the mail , "I've sent a dwarf with a speech impediment to see you. He wants to buy a horse". Sure enough the dwarf turns up.Dwarf asks "I want to buy a horth"The Barbarian asks him "Do you want a male horse or a female horse ?"The Dwarf replies "A female horth"The owner shows him a Mare."Nithe Horth" says the Dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks up the Dwarf to show him the Horses eyes."Nithe eyth" says the Dwarf "can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth."Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" The Dwarf asks. By now the Barbarian is getting a little fed up, but again picks up the Dwarf to show him the horses ears."Nithe eerth," he says "Can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks up the Dwarf and shoves his head deep between the horse's legs, holding him there for a second before pulling him out & putting down."Perhaps I should rephrathe that" said the Dwarf, "can I see her wun awound?"

Derrickr · 12-21-2007, 07:42 PM

Grimfort wrote:

Why do dwarves laugh when they run through the forest?Because the grass tickles their balls

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An Elf, a Gnome and a Dwarf are standing side-by-side at the urinal.The elf finishes and proceeds to wash his hands. He is scrubbing and washing his hands clear up to his elbows. He turns to the other two and comments: Our Elders have taught us Elves to be clean.The Gnome finishes his business and he quickly wets the tips of his fingers and comments: Our Druid Elders have taught us Gnomes to be conservative of natures resources.The Dwarf finishes his business and heads straight for the door, He turns and comments: Our Elders have taught us Dwarves how not to [Removed for Content] on our hands.

Muraazi · 12-22-2007, 04:29 PM

A child ogre goes up to his mother and says "Momma, I got the biggest pee pee in the 3rd grade, is that because im an Ogre?

The momma says " No baby, its cuz you're suppose to be in the 8th grade.

Krescendo · 12-22-2007, 07:49 PM

Quote: "Why did the level lockers cross the road?They didn't want to engage in pvp."

I see you made a typo here, the correct answer is "Because they only want to engage in pvp".

:+))

12-21-2007, 03:23 PM	#5
Bloodfa Server: Nagafen General Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,873	Grimfort wrote: Why do dwarves laugh when they run through the forest?Because the grass tickles their balls __________________

12-21-2007, 07:42 PM	#7
Derrickr General Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 94	Grimfort wrote: Why do dwarves laugh when they run through the forest?Because the grass tickles their balls [Removed for Content]!!! An Elf, a Gnome and a Dwarf are standing side-by-side at the urinal.The elf finishes and proceeds to wash his hands. He is scrubbing and washing his hands clear up to his elbows. He turns to the other two and comments: Our Elders have taught us Elves to be clean.The Gnome finishes his business and he quickly wets the tips of his fingers and comments: Our Druid Elders have taught us Gnomes to be conservative of natures resources.The Dwarf finishes his business and heads straight for the door, He turns and comments: Our Elders have taught us Dwarves how not to [Removed for Content] on our hands.

12-22-2007, 04:29 PM	#8
Muraazi Loremaster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 302	A child ogre goes up to his mother and says "Momma, I got the biggest pee pee in the 3rd grade, is that because im an Ogre? The momma says " No baby, its cuz you're suppose to be in the 8th grade. __________________

12-21-2007, 10:13 AM	#1
caliburns Loremaster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 119	Ok, i'll start.. Why do all ratonga play brigands................................. Because they cant resist some thing so cheesy.

12-21-2007, 11:40 AM	#2
Bogenbroom123 Loremaster Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 30	How many ogres does it take to put in a light bulb? 3...one to change the bulb and 2 to smash all the other furniture in the house.... which brings me to my next joke. A kerra rabbi and a catholic troll walk into a bar....

12-21-2007, 01:43 PM	#3
Mwahaha Server: Nagafen Guild: Legions of War Rank: Officer (5M SP Donation + Recruiting) Loremaster Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 295	Why did the level lockers cross the road?They didn't want to engage in pvp.

12-21-2007, 02:55 PM	#4
Grimfort Loremaster Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 170	Why do dwarves laugh when they run through the forest?Because the grass tickles their balls

12-21-2007, 06:43 PM	#6
Marcula Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 177	A Barbarian sells horses in South Qeynos. One day a friend sends him a note in the mail , "I've sent a dwarf with a speech impediment to see you. He wants to buy a horse". Sure enough the dwarf turns up.Dwarf asks "I want to buy a horth"The Barbarian asks him "Do you want a male horse or a female horse ?"The Dwarf replies "A female horth"The owner shows him a Mare."Nithe Horth" says the Dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks up the Dwarf to show him the Horses eyes."Nithe eyth" says the Dwarf "can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth."Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" The Dwarf asks. By now the Barbarian is getting a little fed up, but again picks up the Dwarf to show him the horses ears."Nithe eerth," he says "Can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks up the Dwarf and shoves his head deep between the horse's legs, holding him there for a second before pulling him out & putting down."Perhaps I should rephrathe that" said the Dwarf, "can I see her wun awound?"

12-22-2007, 07:49 PM	#9
Krescendo Loremaster Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 219	Quote: "Why did the level lockers cross the road?They didn't want to engage in pvp." I see you made a typo here, the correct answer is "Because they only want to engage in pvp". :+))