Shadowknight humor - post your best shadowknight jokes.

[skycruise]

I was thinking that we could all use some laugher since most of the stuff I've been reading in here is doom and gloom.top 10 things you don't want to hear from the shadowknight.... 10. Can I give you my avoidance?9. my FD is at 95%.. not sure what went wrong.8. My Summon Squire absorbs some of the dammage we take when we get AOE's.  See he just died!7. Does anyone have any wisdom food/drink?6. Can I roll on that?  It has +Heal Crits!5. My heal crits are maxed so you won't have to heal me as much as you would another tank.4. Sorry, my contagion went off or something.3. Guardian tank pulls mob in Raid zone, then..  Death March!!!2. I am a battlemage!  +int and +spell dmg ftw!!!1. Oops.. I did not mean to FD you.

[Nakash]

<p>Healer: So if you are Anti-fear speced why dont you cure one of our healers.</p><p>I: Because cure OTHER isnt part of my vocabulary...</p><p>PS: Bad thing that Deathmarch only makes youre group imun if you arent stunned and if you get it off in time. Bad Design shouldnt be that way.</p>

[Cajetans]

You can't spell "suck" without SK

[Tiberuis]

<p>(Excerpt from PM from Tiberuis to Aeralik, SOE Class Designer)</p><p>Dear Aeralik,</p><p>Thank-you for the recent changes to the SK class I wrote you about after EOF was launched.  </p><p>I just wanted to clarify : my letter to you said "I was hoping the SK class would last in this game."  </p><p>My letter did <i>not</i> say, "I was hoping the SK class would <i>be</i> last in this game."</p><p>Thought I would clear that up.</p><p>Have a great day!</p><p>Yours Truly,</p><p>Tiberius.</p>

[Skeleton]

<p>A statement I hate hearing from my group  healer,</p><p> "I will just wait till your Bloodletter goes off before I'll heal you, ok?"</p><p>p.s. I hate to admit it but, I have said that top no.1 statement in the OP before. Man, I felt like a noob.</p>

[Mr. Dawki]

<cite>Cajetans wrote:</cite><blockquote>You can't spell "suck" without SK</blockquote>QFE

[AziBam]

<cite>Tiberuis wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>(Excerpt from PM from Tiberuis to Aeralik, SOE Class Designer)</p><p>Dear Aeralik,</p><p>Thank-you for the recent changes to the SK class I wrote you about after EOF was launched.  </p><p>I just wanted to clarify : my letter to you said "I was hoping the SK class would last in this game."  </p><p>My letter did <i>not</i> say, "I was hoping the SK class would <i>be</i> last in this game."</p><p>Thought I would clear that up.</p><p>Have a great day!</p><p>Yours Truly,</p><p>Tiberius.</p></blockquote>Hilarious and sad at the same time.  <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[skycruise]

<cite>Skeleton@Everfrost wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>A statement I hate hearing from my group  healer,</p><p> "I will just wait till your Bloodletter goes off before I'll heal you, ok?"</p><p>p.s. I hate to admit it but, I have said that top no.1 statement in the OP before. Man, I felt like a noob.</p></blockquote>Yeah I'm guilty of a few.. I drew on real game experiences <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Lovelessangel]

Things you don't want to hear from a shadowknight: 3) I'm a shadow knight, can I tank for you? 2) I didn't betray to a paladin because I like doing sub-warrior DPS 1) I'm a shadowknight.

[baddog]

my guardians only level 18

[Dracosy]

<cite>Tiberuis wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>(Excerpt from PM from Tiberuis to Aeralik, SOE Class Designer)</p><p>Dear Aeralik,</p><p>Thank-you for the recent changes to the SK class I wrote you about after EOF was launched.  </p><p>I just wanted to clarify : my letter to you said "I was hoping the SK class would last in this game."  </p><p>My letter did <i>not</i> say, "I was hoping the SK class would <i>be</i> last in this game."</p><p>Thought I would clear that up.</p><p>Have a great day!</p><p>Yours Truly,</p><p>Tiberius.</p></blockquote>I cannot not stop laughing at this one

[Mr. Dawki]

<p>From Coyote</p><p>Shadowknights are pretty Emo, but I know for a fact that they don't sit around cutting themselves - they don't do enough damage to break their skin.</p>

[Lord Hackenslash]

<p>SK are balanced!</p><p>Last in avoidance among all tanks</p><p>Last in DPS among all tanks</p><p>Last in HP among all tanks</p><p>Last in Mitigation among plate tanks (last among all post brawler epics)</p><p>Last in snap aggro among all tanks </p><p>Last in everything... perfectly balanced, see!</p>

[Nebul]

<p>Things you don't want to hear from a shadowknight:</p><p>1. Welcome to the group.</p><p> 2. I'm the MT.</p>

[Margen]

<p>Me to my Raid leader</p><p>Me: Hey let me sit my swashy tonight and bring my SK</p><p>Raid Leader: We need your swipe and dps tonight</p><p>Me: Well we only have our monk for OT role, I can fill that</p><p>Raid Leader: Our Conjurers pet takes damger better then you do <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>(In his defense he was making a joke, but still that stung LOL)</p>