Shadowknight humor - post your best shadowknight jokes.

skycruise · 06-05-2008, 10:37 PM

I was thinking that we could all use some laugher since most of the stuff I've been reading in here is doom and gloom.top 10 things you don't want to hear from the shadowknight.... 10. Can I give you my avoidance?9. my FD is at 95%.. not sure what went wrong.8. My Summon Squire absorbs some of the dammage we take when we get AOE's. See he just died!7. Does anyone have any wisdom food/drink?6. Can I roll on that? It has +Heal Crits!5. My heal crits are maxed so you won't have to heal me as much as you would another tank.4. Sorry, my contagion went off or something.3. Guardian tank pulls mob in Raid zone, then.. Death March!!!2. I am a battlemage! +int and +spell dmg ftw!!!1. Oops.. I did not mean to FD you.

Nakash · 06-06-2008, 08:23 AM

Healer: So if you are Anti-fear speced why dont you cure one of our healers.

I: Because cure OTHER isnt part of my vocabulary...

PS: Bad thing that Deathmarch only makes youre group imun if you arent stunned and if you get it off in time. Bad Design shouldnt be that way.

Cajetans · 06-06-2008, 08:44 AM

You can't spell "suck" without SK

Tiberuis · 06-06-2008, 09:19 AM

(Excerpt from PM from Tiberuis to Aeralik, SOE Class Designer)

Dear Aeralik,

Thank-you for the recent changes to the SK class I wrote you about after EOF was launched.

I just wanted to clarify : my letter to you said "I was hoping the SK class would last in this game."

My letter did not say, "I was hoping the SK class would be last in this game."

Thought I would clear that up.

Have a great day!

Yours Truly,

Tiberius.

Skeleton · 06-06-2008, 09:54 AM

A statement I hate hearing from my group healer,

"I will just wait till your Bloodletter goes off before I'll heal you, ok?"

p.s. I hate to admit it but, I have said that top no.1 statement in the OP before. Man, I felt like a noob.

Mr. Dawki · 06-06-2008, 01:31 PM

Cajetans wrote:

You can't spell "suck" without SK

QFE

AziBam · 06-06-2008, 02:16 PM

Tiberuis wrote:

(Excerpt from PM from Tiberuis to Aeralik, SOE Class Designer)
Dear Aeralik,
Thank-you for the recent changes to the SK class I wrote you about after EOF was launched.
I just wanted to clarify : my letter to you said "I was hoping the SK class would last in this game."
My letter did not say, "I was hoping the SK class would be last in this game."
Thought I would clear that up.
Have a great day!
Yours Truly,
Tiberius.

Hilarious and sad at the same time.

skycruise · 06-06-2008, 04:10 PM

Skeleton@Everfrost wrote:

A statement I hate hearing from my group healer,
"I will just wait till your Bloodletter goes off before I'll heal you, ok?"
p.s. I hate to admit it but, I have said that top no.1 statement in the OP before. Man, I felt like a noob.

Yeah I'm guilty of a few.. I drew on real game experiences SMILEY

Lovelessangel · 06-06-2008, 07:34 PM

Things you don't want to hear from a shadowknight: 3) I'm a shadow knight, can I tank for you? 2) I didn't betray to a paladin because I like doing sub-warrior DPS 1) I'm a shadowknight.

baddog · 06-06-2008, 07:41 PM

my guardians only level 18

Dracosy · 06-06-2008, 07:51 PM

Tiberuis wrote:

(Excerpt from PM from Tiberuis to Aeralik, SOE Class Designer)
Dear Aeralik,
Thank-you for the recent changes to the SK class I wrote you about after EOF was launched.
I just wanted to clarify : my letter to you said "I was hoping the SK class would last in this game."
My letter did not say, "I was hoping the SK class would be last in this game."
Thought I would clear that up.
Have a great day!
Yours Truly,
Tiberius.

I cannot not stop laughing at this one

Mr. Dawki · 06-20-2008, 01:14 PM

From Coyote

Shadowknights are pretty Emo, but I know for a fact that they don't sit around cutting themselves - they don't do enough damage to break their skin.

Lord Hackenslash · 06-20-2008, 03:21 PM

SK are balanced!

Last in avoidance among all tanks

Last in DPS among all tanks

Last in HP among all tanks

Last in Mitigation among plate tanks (last among all post brawler epics)

Last in snap aggro among all tanks

Last in everything... perfectly balanced, see!

Nebul · 06-22-2008, 02:40 AM

Things you don't want to hear from a shadowknight:

1. Welcome to the group.

2. I'm the MT.

Margen · 06-22-2008, 11:21 AM

Me to my Raid leader

Me: Hey let me sit my swashy tonight and bring my SK

Raid Leader: We need your swipe and dps tonight

Me: Well we only have our monk for OT role, I can fill that

Raid Leader: Our Conjurers pet takes damger better then you do SMILEY

(In his defense he was making a joke, but still that stung LOL)

06-06-2008, 08:23 AM	#2
Nakash Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 213	Healer: So if you are Anti-fear speced why dont you cure one of our healers. I: Because cure OTHER isnt part of my vocabulary... PS: Bad thing that Deathmarch only makes youre group imun if you arent stunned and if you get it off in time. Bad Design shouldnt be that way. __________________

06-06-2008, 01:31 PM	#6
Mr. Dawki General Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 789	Cajetans wrote: You can't spell "suck" without SK QFE

06-06-2008, 02:16 PM	#7
AziBam Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 682	Tiberuis wrote: (Excerpt from PM from Tiberuis to Aeralik, SOE Class Designer) Dear Aeralik, Thank-you for the recent changes to the SK class I wrote you about after EOF was launched. I just wanted to clarify : my letter to you said "I was hoping the SK class would last in this game." My letter did not say, "I was hoping the SK class would be last in this game." Thought I would clear that up. Have a great day! Yours Truly, Tiberius. Hilarious and sad at the same time.

06-06-2008, 04:10 PM	#8
skycruise Loremaster Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92	Skeleton@Everfrost wrote: A statement I hate hearing from my group healer, "I will just wait till your Bloodletter goes off before I'll heal you, ok?" p.s. I hate to admit it but, I have said that top no.1 statement in the OP before. Man, I felt like a noob. Yeah I'm guilty of a few.. I drew on real game experiences

06-06-2008, 07:51 PM	#11
Dracosy Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 26	Tiberuis wrote: (Excerpt from PM from Tiberuis to Aeralik, SOE Class Designer) Dear Aeralik, Thank-you for the recent changes to the SK class I wrote you about after EOF was launched. I just wanted to clarify : my letter to you said "I was hoping the SK class would last in this game." My letter did not say, "I was hoping the SK class would be last in this game." Thought I would clear that up. Have a great day! Yours Truly, Tiberius. I cannot not stop laughing at this one __________________

06-05-2008, 10:37 PM	#1
skycruise Loremaster Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92	I was thinking that we could all use some laugher since most of the stuff I've been reading in here is doom and gloom.top 10 things you don't want to hear from the shadowknight.... 10. Can I give you my avoidance?9. my FD is at 95%.. not sure what went wrong.8. My Summon Squire absorbs some of the dammage we take when we get AOE's. See he just died!7. Does anyone have any wisdom food/drink?6. Can I roll on that? It has +Heal Crits!5. My heal crits are maxed so you won't have to heal me as much as you would another tank.4. Sorry, my contagion went off or something.3. Guardian tank pulls mob in Raid zone, then.. Death March!!!2. I am a battlemage! +int and +spell dmg ftw!!!1. Oops.. I did not mean to FD you.

06-06-2008, 08:44 AM	#3
Cajetans Loremaster Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 24	You can't spell "suck" without SK

06-06-2008, 09:19 AM	#4
Tiberuis Loremaster Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 205	(Excerpt from PM from Tiberuis to Aeralik, SOE Class Designer) Dear Aeralik, Thank-you for the recent changes to the SK class I wrote you about after EOF was launched. I just wanted to clarify : my letter to you said "I was hoping the SK class would last in this game." My letter did not say, "I was hoping the SK class would be last in this game." Thought I would clear that up. Have a great day! Yours Truly, Tiberius.

06-06-2008, 09:54 AM	#5
Skeleton Server: Everfrost Guild: Nihil Rank: Senior Member Loremaster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Arlington, Texas Posts: 9	A statement I hate hearing from my group healer, "I will just wait till your Bloodletter goes off before I'll heal you, ok?" p.s. I hate to admit it but, I have said that top no.1 statement in the OP before. Man, I felt like a noob.

06-06-2008, 07:34 PM	#9
Lovelessangel Loremaster Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 42	Things you don't want to hear from a shadowknight: 3) I'm a shadow knight, can I tank for you? 2) I didn't betray to a paladin because I like doing sub-warrior DPS 1) I'm a shadowknight.

06-06-2008, 07:41 PM	#10
baddog Loremaster Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 89	my guardians only level 18

06-20-2008, 01:14 PM	#12
Mr. Dawki General Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 789	From Coyote Shadowknights are pretty Emo, but I know for a fact that they don't sit around cutting themselves - they don't do enough damage to break their skin.

06-20-2008, 03:21 PM	#13
Lord Hackenslash Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 496	SK are balanced! Last in avoidance among all tanks Last in DPS among all tanks Last in HP among all tanks Last in Mitigation among plate tanks (last among all post brawler epics) Last in snap aggro among all tanks Last in everything... perfectly balanced, see! __________________

06-22-2008, 02:40 AM	#14
Nebul General Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 42	Things you don't want to hear from a shadowknight: 1. Welcome to the group. 2. I'm the MT.

06-22-2008, 11:21 AM	#15
Margen Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 648	Me to my Raid leader Me: Hey let me sit my swashy tonight and bring my SK Raid Leader: We need your swipe and dps tonight Me: Well we only have our monk for OT role, I can fill that Raid Leader: Our Conjurers pet takes damger better then you do (In his defense he was making a joke, but still that stung LOL) __________________ Blackoath Uglyone 80 Shadow Knight of Chaos Phang 80 Swashbuckler of Chaos You EVER going to fix SKs Sony?