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Old 08-30-2007, 02:52 PM   #1
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PVP, three little letters that scare the bejeezus out of every bluebie and carebear from here to whatever little peace hugging hippy convention they hold hands at.

Murderers, killers, madmen - why would anyone WILLINGLY submit themselves to the non-stop gankfest that IS ...PVP?

 ...well..mainly because it is exciting as all hell. But still, for those of us who dance the line between PVE and PVP, it can get confusing, which is why we are happy to bring you this week's article...

"PVP Terms and Situations" - A light hearted look at dying horribly and crying like a baby. It may...just...save...your life.

Or ya know. Not.

 And on a more self serving and attention whoring note - check out my daily column over at Not Funny...Ever.

More questionable humor, bad jokes, horrible puns and mammoth boobies than you can shake a stick at.

....not that you should be shaking a stick - someone could lose an eye Mister!

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Old 08-30-2007, 03:44 PM   #2
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oh that PvP article was hilarious. I was laughing so much some of my workers came to see what was happening!!
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Old 08-30-2007, 03:44 PM   #3
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Thanks, Coyote, that was hilarious SMILEY<img src=" width="15" height="15" />

(but a griefer is someone who's already killed you, who continues to do it for no reason whatsoever other than to proove his own man/womanhood.  someone who kills you is a ganker until they do it again and again SMILEY<img src=" width="15" height="15" /> )

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Old 08-30-2007, 04:04 PM   #4
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Heh. Griefer was meant to be tongue in cheek - basically saying that ANYONE who killed you is griefing you because they killed you. This way it sounds much more dramatic to the people you cry to.
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Old 08-30-2007, 05:19 PM   #5
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Good read! 
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:25 AM   #6
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Spot on, Coyote! Spot on!!!*blinks*I resemble a few of those remarks. SMILEY
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Old 08-31-2007, 03:02 AM   #7
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you took 2 weeks off and all you could come up with is some PvP artical? man SMILEY
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Old 08-31-2007, 08:30 AM   #8
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Are you kidding? You don't have time for writing and stuff, when you're trying to watch your back in PvP.Coyote! Freep at your 6 o'clock!
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Old 08-31-2007, 09:15 AM   #9
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Freep at MY six?!?

Okay..so if I am standing north...and looking south..that would make my SIX right about...

 LOADING....PLEASE WAIT...

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Old 08-31-2007, 10:31 AM   #10
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Excuse me I gotta go change my drawers I think I wet my self...Thats some funny [Removed for Content].........................SMILEY

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Old 08-31-2007, 12:12 PM   #11
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ke'la wrote:
you took 2 weeks off and all you could come up with is some PvP artical? man SMILEY<img src=" />
At least he can spell article.
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