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Old 09-01-2006, 08:56 PM   #1
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So, gnomes are these totally amazing creatures.
 
They found a way to do brain transplants.
 
Priests brains go for roughly 40p.
Other classes around 10-30p.
Rangers... 100pp.
 
I asked a gnome why this was...
 
He said cause Ranger brains have never been used.
 
SMILEY
 
Come on ... laugh.  And it's all my fault people make Ranger jokes in the first place.  Just so you know.  I was THAT bad in EQ1.  I'm now forbidden to ever roll another Ranger.  So your reputations are safe SMILEY
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:04 PM   #2
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Aaaaaaaahhhh ha ha ha ha ha!very funny.
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:30 PM   #3
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You got the courage up to finally hit submit!

 

Yay!

 

Funny ranger joke btw SMILEY

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Old 09-01-2006, 09:39 PM   #4
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courage nothing SMILEY  i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet SMILEY
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Old 09-01-2006, 09:48 PM   #5
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Q: How can you tell a ranger broke into your house while you were away?

A: Your housecat is still camping his corpse when you return.

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Old 09-01-2006, 10:31 PM   #6
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I heart you Kiara.
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Old 09-01-2006, 11:05 PM   #7
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i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.
 
But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:
 
and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....
 
600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting       :smileysurprised:        :smileysurprised:       :smileywink:
 
 
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Old 09-01-2006, 11:08 PM   #8
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why'd the ranger cross the road?

 

 

 

the chicken had him at two bub's of life...

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Old 09-01-2006, 11:53 PM   #9
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:27 AM   #10
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wtg Kiara :smileytongue:
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:32 AM   #11
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Kiara wrote:
courage nothing SMILEY  i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet SMILEY



Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!
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Old 09-02-2006, 01:55 AM   #12
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44Dragon wrote:


Kiara wrote:
courage nothing SMILEY  i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet SMILEY



Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!

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Old 09-02-2006, 02:15 AM   #13
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Gerdos wrote:
i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.
 
But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:
 
and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....
 
600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting       :smileysurprised:        :smileysurprised:       :smileywink:

They're the professionals, the ones that get paid for posting on the EQ2 forums.

Though I guess you could make the case that I get paid *while* posting on the forums...  /glances over shoulder

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Old 09-02-2006, 10:15 AM   #14
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44Dragon wrote:


Kiara wrote:
courage nothing SMILEY  i needed a joke that hadn't been done yet SMILEY



Somebody is getting spanked for this thread!


Time and place, sweetie SMILEY  You know how to reach me SMILEY
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Old 09-02-2006, 10:19 AM   #15
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Right back at you gorgeous SMILEY
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:51 PM   #16
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Gerdos wrote:
i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.
 
But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:
 
and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....
 
600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting       :smileysurprised:        :smileysurprised:       :smileywink:
 
 



they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. SMILEY mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board SMILEY
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Old 09-04-2006, 05:42 AM   #17
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bongotez wrote:

Gerdos wrote:
i've just passed my 50th post ... and it feels like i've posted a lot, and i've been registered for 18months.
 
But, people on this thread .. :smileysurprised: :smileysurprised:
 
and i thought getting to 500 would take forever .....
 
600+, 2500+, 4000+, 6000+, 10000+ posts ........... and counting       :smileysurprised:        :smileysurprised:       :smileywink:
 
 

they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. SMILEY mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board SMILEY
o.O:smileytongue:
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Old 09-04-2006, 11:41 AM   #18
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ROOOFFFFLLLL SMILEYomg... ehehe ahaha... ++Xan
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Old 09-04-2006, 11:42 AM   #19
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Jay42 wrote:

Q: How can you tell a ranger broke into your house while you were away?

A: Your housecat is still camping his corpse when you return.


AAAAAAAhhahahahahaah!!!Please, stop this, ill die from laughter soon SMILEY SMILEY++Xan
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Old 09-04-2006, 01:19 PM   #20
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bongotez wrote:


they are spammers. the sit on the boards all day long and post post post. SMILEY mostly in the NGD but now they are invading my ranger and beastlord board SMILEY


When the NGD peeps come over to the Ranger boards to poke fun, you know the dps threads are going overboard... :smileywink:
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Old 09-04-2006, 09:38 PM   #21
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Ranger Jokes is everywhere!
 
 
Copied here for your viewing pleasure - Note these are EQ1 based!  THe best part of being a ranger besides good looks is the plethora of self deprecating jokes!
 
 
Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a Ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.

Q: How can you tell a Ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your kitten is camping his corpse.

Q: Why don't Rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.

Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.

Q: How do you know when a Ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.

Q: Why is Ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.

Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 [Removed for Content]?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything.

Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.

Q: what do you call a Druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee?
A: A Ranger!

Q: What is the difference between a Ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!

Q: What did one Ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?

Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
A: To get his corpse.

Q: How many Rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to watch out for green cons.



Things to ask a Ranger:

-Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.

-Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.

-Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.



Misc:

-/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!

-A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"
You say, "RANGERS!"

-A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.

-Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General consensus was that the Ranger epic would proc "resurrection". It's more mana-efficient to rez a Ranger then heal one.

-Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!"
Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....Rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."

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Old 09-05-2006, 12:00 AM   #22
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USAFJeeper wrote:
Ranger Jokes is everywhere!
 

-A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.


Memories, memories... :smileyvery-happy: Threads like this remind me why I still play a ranger... The only class community that can laugh at itself and still have a good time in game!

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Old 09-05-2006, 12:05 PM   #23
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USAFJeeper wrote:


Q: How many Rangers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to watch out for green cons.




 

Actually I have a copyright on the original joke that this was derived from :smileytongue: and since it's wrong I will give the correct answer.

A: 3 ,1 to change it,1 to drag the first one's corpse,and the third to look for a rez.


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Old 09-05-2006, 05:40 PM   #24
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USAFJeeper wrote:
-/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!

I LOVE that one SMILEY
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Old 09-05-2006, 10:09 PM   #25
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Of course true to the spirit of the ranger...  I still get lost in WIllow Wood and have to evac to get started over!
 
Dont follow the ranger, not only is he lost but he jumps off things!
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Teksun wrote:


USAFJeeper wrote:
-/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!



I LOVE that one SMILEY



That used to be my train shout ^^^^^

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Old 09-06-2006, 05:08 PM   #27
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Kiara wrote:
So, gnomes are these totally amazing creatures.
 
They found a way to do brain transplants.
 
Priests brains go for roughly 40p.
Other classes around 10-30p.
Rangers... 100pp.
 
I asked a gnome why this was...
 
He said cause Ranger brains have never been used.
 
SMILEY
 
Come on ... laugh.  And it's all my fault people make Ranger jokes in the first place.  Just so you know.  I was THAT bad in EQ1.  I'm now forbidden to ever roll another Ranger.  So your reputations are safe SMILEY

Buying brains by the pound gets expensive though, both Gnomes and Barbarians are quite high: It takes a LOT of gnomes to get a pound of brains... And as for barbarians, do you know how hard it is to clean them???
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:00 PM   #28
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Oh. my. god.

Its a full scale invasion!

Flee rangers! Flee!

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Old 09-06-2006, 09:23 PM   #29
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ROFL!  Great jokes.. 
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:31 PM   #30
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ROFL jesus Sai, that pic is both disturbing and hilarious. Much like the person posting it. SMILEY
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