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Old 05-27-2010, 05:42 AM   #1
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we are physically superior to that of Ratonga

we are mentally more capable than the mud-dwelling trolls

we are more agile than the clumsy Ogre

we are also better looking than uuuuummm...imps

and we also have the charisma of an angel yet underneath it all we are the spawn of the demon!

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Old 05-27-2010, 05:53 AM   #2
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LaetitiaSadier wrote:

we are physically superior to that of Ratonga

If by "physical" all you mean is strength and toughness than yes.

we are mentally more capable than the mud-dwelling trolls

Yet there are many races more intelligent than Iksar.

we are more agile than the clumsy Ogre

Compared to ratonga you are clumsy ogres.

we are also better looking than uuuuummm...imps

lol

and we also have the charisma of an angel yet underneath it all we are the spawn of the demon!

I have to agree with that.

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Old 05-27-2010, 10:19 AM   #3
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Teir'dal.

That is all.

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Old 05-27-2010, 10:21 AM   #4
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What a racist thread

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Old 05-27-2010, 10:40 AM   #5
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[email protected] DLere wrote:

Teir'dal.

That is all.

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Old 05-27-2010, 10:42 AM   #6
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What's the going rate on iksar boots these days?  I mean, I know that items with croc skin are expensive and valueable.  How about iksar?  Just trying to figure out if I should open up a side business while I run around Sebellis.

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Old 05-27-2010, 11:23 AM   #7
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And...chicks dig lizards.

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Old 05-27-2010, 08:36 PM   #8
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Kerra are the master race!

You iksars are only good for your skin to make bags from!

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Old 05-27-2010, 08:53 PM   #9
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[email protected] Bayle wrote:

Kerra are the master race!

You iksars are only good for your skin to make bags from!

Agreed.

...though I do keep one Iksar as a pet. I named him Snakeskin, and he's cute!

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Old 05-28-2010, 02:52 AM   #10
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You need e REAL tail (not a skinny one) and scales to have the power for world domination. And only iksars fit these points.

The rats think, chees is a god.

The cats are just walking flea bag.

The mots have to life in fear of instant death from a fly swatter.

The frogs... their lags a quite tasty.

And all the other softskins with or without pointy ears can be decent slaves wih some training. Well you can squeez the ink elfs if you need some ink. Or send a group of gnomes down the floor to trigger a deadly trap.

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Old 05-28-2010, 06:24 AM   #11
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Besual wrote:

You need e REAL tail (not a skinny one) and scales to have the power for world domination. And only iksars fit these points.

Fat tails are useless.

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Old 05-28-2010, 06:47 AM   #12
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[email protected] DLere wrote:

Teir'dal.

That is all.

x 2 (except the original graphics males of course)

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Old 05-28-2010, 07:12 AM   #13
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Lethe5683 wrote:

Besual wrote:

You need e REAL tail (not a skinny one) and scales to have the power for world domination. And only iksars fit these points.

Fat tails are useless.

Quite useful for swimming, actually.  Or swatting things like Ratonga or gnomes away.

Unlike softskin tails, whose only real purpose seem to be as toys for children.  And not just for mewling kittens.  You can cut them off, fold them and knot them properly, and make animals from them.  An art invented by Iksar and imitated by softskins using synthetic materials.

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Old 05-28-2010, 10:28 AM   #14
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The master race is obviously GNOMES! I don't see how this is even debatable. Most of Norrath we know today is available because of the gnomes, consider what would still be unavailable if it weren't for the discovery and access we provide.

We toil and risk our very lives to bring only the best inventions of the most complicated design all for the glory of experimentation and knowledge.

Just imagine how dull the lesser races lives would be without our marvelous gidgets and gadgets, tinkerfest, repair bots, etc...

Yes I think this proves the point both philosophically and empirically. If you desire further proof I will post my mathematical computations on the subject with detailed notes on assumed posits and inductive symbolic reasoning showing the apodictic nature of the above internal truths

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Old 05-28-2010, 10:56 AM   #15
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We all know human's rule the roost. The lizards and frogs don't like the cold. The big oaf barbarians don't like the heat. The gnomes and halflings get punted and eating by trolls and ogers. The rats get traped. Kittys get lost to a rubber ball. Euridites blow them selfs and the moon up. Bugs go smoosh. Dwarfs always drunk. Just leaves the tree hugging elfs /evil grin
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Old 05-28-2010, 12:06 PM   #16
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Hahahaha these iksar posts just kill me!!

I think the real reason these pro-iksar posts are being created is that the male iksars are unable to find suitable in game mates and so are trying to get some lady iksars created

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Old 05-28-2010, 12:25 PM   #17
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I believe in equal opportunity. I have a high elf, iksar, erudite, barbarian, gnome, dwarf, dark elf. If I ever get more than 7 slots on my account, the ratonga is next, then a troll ........ last on my list is human slightly behind the kerra.

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Old 05-28-2010, 12:42 PM   #18
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Lore-wise, the dominant race on Norrath at the moment is humans.  Not very interesting, but it doesn't change the fact that humans rule both of the dominant empires in-game.  

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Old 05-28-2010, 12:51 PM   #19
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Old 05-28-2010, 12:55 PM   #20
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Dark elves are vain blue/purple goth people with weird hairstyles and emo fairy pets that got their [Removed for Content] beat by clockworks, dwarves and wood elves. They also worship an emo god. True story.

Iksar are dominating control freaks with deep-seated anger issues that conquered a continent and made war with dragons and giants... And won. Aside from Trakanon's trickery.

Kerra are crazy cat people.

Ratonga are thieving little louts that wish they were as awesome and favored by Brell as the dwarves.

Humans are redundant.

Barbarians are redundant.

Gnomes are crazy people that build big giant machines that kicked them out of their own home.

Frogloks are delicious.

Fae cry at rainbows.

Arasai are emo.

Dwarves are amazing at everything, though they're short.

Wood elves are enviromentalists. Which really isn't a bad thing, but it will eventually get them killed.

High elves are haughty, arrogant, vain creatures incapable of looking at anything below their raised noses.

Halflings are short, fat, and tricky.

Sarnak have temper problems.

Trolls are stupid, savage beasts.

Half elves are... Kinda awesome, actually, if you look at them in non-SOGA. Piercings and mohawks ftw.

Erudites are bald and frail.

Ogres are an intelligent race of kings that have, multiple times in the past, brought Norrath's greatest cities to their knees. They made war with the Rathe several times, brought Qeynos and Freeport to their knees, slaughtered the Frogloks of Guk/Gukta, enslaved the Trolls of Grobb, and subsequently conquered everything that stood in their path. It took the intervention of the Green Mist, Cazic-Thule's greatest weapon, to stop them. They are strong of body and mind (Remember: THEY DO NOT HAVE THE RATHE'S CURSE ANYMORE). And above all, they were designed by Rallos Zek, God of War, to conquer.

It's obvious who the master race is.

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Old 05-28-2010, 01:22 PM   #21
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No dinner party can be considered complete without iksari contributions!

When you examine the cookbooks of top chefs such as Gnomeril, Anth'Gnomy Bourdain, Gordon Gnomesy and many many others, it becomes clockwork-clear that iksari features very prominently in Norrathian palates - if not the top race in matters of taste. Top race.

mmmm... iksar liver sizzling on the grill, some fava beans and a nice chianti sounds pretty good right now!

I wish I was in camp D.I.R.T.Y.Eating barbequed iksariI'd take requests on the cogifluzzifyingwarpallingticcinggimbalergearallic-stoneI'm on a wavelength far from homeI feel a hot wind from the Silent CityI dial it in from south of the Stilled SeaI hear the talking of the DJCan't understand just what does he say?

I'm on a clockwork radio. I'm on a clockwork, whoa-Oh, radio

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Old 05-28-2010, 02:28 PM   #22
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LaetitiaSadier wrote:

we are physically superior to that of Ratonga

we are mentally more capable than the mud-dwelling trolls

we are more agile than the clumsy Ogre

we are also better looking than uuuuummm...imps

and we also have the charisma of an angel yet underneath it all we are the spawn of the demon!

Of course Iksar are the master race.  That's not even open to debate.   The slaves just haven't accepted it yet is all.

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Old 05-28-2010, 03:15 PM   #23
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Of all the races, I think I've only ever killed one Kerran in PVE...  and that one was posessed or something.  I don't recall having killed any fae or arsai or ratonga... or dwarves for that matter....  what's with the littles getting a pass?    have killed tons of Ogres, Frogloks, Iksar, Trolls, dark elves and high elves, sarnak, humans, halflings, erudites gnomes...   Don't recall killing any barbarians...  am I missing 2?  Wood elves and ... haven't killed them I think, or not many...

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Old 05-29-2010, 01:57 AM   #24
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No.

Of course it's Arasai. We make emo look cute and smexey

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Old 05-29-2010, 06:02 AM   #25
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kelvmor wrote:

Ogres are an intelligent race of kings...

Ogres are only intelligent when compared with trolls.

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Old 05-29-2010, 09:20 AM   #26
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[email protected] Bayle wrote:

And...chicks dig lizards.

especially when in the form of shoes and purses

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Old 05-29-2010, 11:56 AM   #27
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Lethe5683 wrote:

kelvmor wrote:

Ogres are an intelligent race of kings...

Ogres are only intelligent when compared with trolls.

Not so! Ogres have long been released from the Rathe's curse, returning their intelligence. They're quite cunning, compared to a human, even.

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Old 05-29-2010, 04:04 PM   #28
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9 out of 10 of Norrath's finest Chefs agree that iksars are the most desirable contributors to any event of good taste!

Here at Stormhold Meats®, we use only the finest cuts of flesh...

...from the premium ingredients that we salvage from the Battlegrounds and/or adventuring skirmishes of merit!

Coming Soon! to a Provisioner's broker listing near you: a new line of Coldain Cutsfor a cool new sandwich snack that is both delicious and nutritious!

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Old 05-29-2010, 04:05 PM   #29
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Wingrider01 wrote:

[email protected] Bayle wrote:

And...chicks dig lizards.

especially when in the form of shoes and purses

Has anyone mentioned that iksar can also help you save 15% or more on broker's fees??

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Old 05-29-2010, 06:12 PM   #30
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Have you seen the bizarre way iksar run?  Master race?  I think not.  Look like they are going to tip over every step.

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