Another humor go

evangrun · 11-02-2005, 09:36 AM

Its a small story joke, but for those of you who have seen the animation of the guardians taunt's, the lines below might explain a few things.... :smileywink:

3 genies are sitting in DOF and talking on how they can kick the living hell out of people.

The first one goes: “Ha! Those healers are pulp to me. Keep hitting them while they cast, and over in 3 minutes”. The second one says: “Me its casters. Sure, they hit hard, but I slink up to them, one tick against their shoulders and its all over”. The last one explains: “fighters? No problem. I see them, walk over, cast loads of disease damage and down they go”.

As luck goes, 3 adventurers walk over the hill. So, the genies take of.. The first one starts attacking, the second one starts casting, and the 3the one… well.. he walks up to the fighter, all of a sudden backs of and runs away.

After 10 minutes or so, the 2 genies are sitting back underneath their palm tree cleaning their lamps, when the 3the genie comes walking back. He’s all beaten up, clothes torn, wounds everywhere.

The two genies start laughing with him, and ask what happened.

“Well” he says, “I walked up to this fighter. But all of a sudden I see him pull his shoulders down, turn all red in the face and start waving his hand up and down in front of him. I kinda guessed he had been eating beans or so and was blowing wind, so I ran the hell away”.

“So”, says the first genie asks, “what happened then”?

“Well, with my luck I ran over the hilltop and walked straight into a level 21 bruiser….”

Message Edited by evangrun on 11-01-2005 08:47 PM

11-02-2005, 09:36 AM	#1
evangrun Loremaster Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 9	Its a small story joke, but for those of you who have seen the animation of the guardians taunt's, the lines below might explain a few things.... :smileywink: 3 genies are sitting in DOF and talking on how they can kick the living hell out of people. The first one goes: “Ha! Those healers are pulp to me. Keep hitting them while they cast, and over in 3 minutes”. The second one says: “Me its casters. Sure, they hit hard, but I slink up to them, one tick against their shoulders and its all over”. The last one explains: “fighters? No problem. I see them, walk over, cast loads of disease damage and down they go”. As luck goes, 3 adventurers walk over the hill. So, the genies take of.. The first one starts attacking, the second one starts casting, and the 3the one… well.. he walks up to the fighter, all of a sudden backs of and runs away. After 10 minutes or so, the 2 genies are sitting back underneath their palm tree cleaning their lamps, when the 3the genie comes walking back. He’s all beaten up, clothes torn, wounds everywhere. The two genies start laughing with him, and ask what happened. “Well” he says, “I walked up to this fighter. But all of a sudden I see him pull his shoulders down, turn all red in the face and start waving his hand up and down in front of him. I kinda guessed he had been eating beans or so and was blowing wind, so I ran the hell away”. “So”, says the first genie asks, “what happened then”? “Well, with my luck I ran over the hilltop and walked straight into a level 21 bruiser….” Message Edited by evangrun on 11-01-2005 08:47 PM