The Adventures Of Gorgonoth And Orkil.

Angel eye · 08-27-2006, 06:15 AM

Greetings, How ya doin? Fantastic. Here is a lame short story that I wrote that I didnt spend very much time on. Part One.

Dreams

By: Cristo (Gorgonoth)

Our story begins at the campsite of our heroes, Orkil Wormtongue and
Gorgonoth Rockbreath, where Gorgon is trying to help Orkil obtain citezinship
for qeynos to become a paladin. They just finished eating and are heading to bed.
Gorgonoth starts to dream...
*Horse neighs* Hey, I'm on a horse! Awesome. I usually eat all the horses
I buy heh...*looks towards horse*...Rawr!!! Well, for some reason that horse wasn't as
Satisfying as it is supposed to be. Lets see what else there is here to do.
*walks around* Hey, where am I by the way? Why am I asking you? >.>...Well anyways,
lets find some water, that last horse really did something feirce to my mouth.
*farts* Apparently my behind too...Hmm...Didn't I see some strange guy that looks like he
wants to kill me with some water pitchers walking back there? Lets mug him.
There he is! *runs to tackle the old timer and hits a brick wall*...
What the hell? I gotta catch that old guy. Im thirsty...>.>...
How the hell did he go through this wall? And why the hell is there a wall here?
I thought this place was surrounded by pure endless white nothingness that conjoins
with each of the parralel universes and orbits the tiny molescule of a place between
each sides of the universe dividing it from norrath and other civilised planets and planes...
Well anyways, maybe if I poke these bricks with something I can find a secret door.
*Pokes a birck then suddenly feels nothing beneath his feet* Hmm?...AHHH!!!

Parralel Dimensions

Where am I now? Hey, thats me! And our fire! And thats Orkil! With a dream bubble...
Hehehehehe...Well, here goes nuthin! Wooot!! *Jumps into Orkil's dream bubble*.
Where the hell is this? A classroom? *Orkil's voice sounds into Gorgonoths* Hey!
Hey Idiot! Gorgonoth says: Orkil!? Is that you pal!? Where are ya? How did you find
A way to porject your voice inside my head!?...Orkil: Look down ya dumby...Gorgon:Oh!
There you are, aha! I found you!...Orkil: -_-...Gorgonoth: So whats this place?
Orkil: Oh its a classroom. Im recieving teachings from tunare. Gorgon: Tunare!?
Tunare says: Orkil, is there something you would like to share with the class?
Orkil: But...Only me and you are in the class...>.>... Tunare: Do not talk back Orkil!
Gorgon: *raises hand*. Tunare: Yes Gorgonoth?
Gorgon: ...Are you tunare? Tunare: ...Yes. Gorgon: *raises hand again*. Tunare: Yes?
Gorgon:...Are you dead? Tunare:...No... Gorgon: *raises hand again*. I thought you were dead.
Tunare: Well obviously Im not. Gorgon: Oh, haha!... *raises hand again*.
Tunare: *sigh* Yes gorgonoth? Gorgon:...How come your'e not dead?.
Tunare:...-_-...Because gorgon.
Gorgon: *raises hand*...Are you dead now?
Tunare:...NO DAMNIT!! Gorgon: Oh ok.
Gorgon:.......How about now?...
Tunare:*sends a jolt of nature through Gorgonoth*. Gorgon: Oooh, natures drugs,
my favorite.
Orkil says: Gorgon, Why dont you go into your own dream?
Gorgon: I cant sleep.
Orkil:...-_-...Unbelievable...

So ends part one. Please give feedback, thanks. SMILEY

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08-27-2006, 06:15 AM	#1
Angel eye Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	Greetings, How ya doin? Fantastic. Here is a lame short story that I wrote that I didnt spend very much time on. Part One. Dreams By: Cristo (Gorgonoth) Our story begins at the campsite of our heroes, Orkil Wormtongue and Gorgonoth Rockbreath, where Gorgon is trying to help Orkil obtain citezinship for qeynos to become a paladin. They just finished eating and are heading to bed. Gorgonoth starts to dream... Horse neighs Hey, I'm on a horse! Awesome. I usually eat all the horses I buy heh...looks towards horse...Rawr!!! Well, for some reason that horse wasn't as Satisfying as it is supposed to be. Lets see what else there is here to do. walks around Hey, where am I by the way? Why am I asking you? >.>...Well anyways, lets find some water, that last horse really did something feirce to my mouth. farts Apparently my behind too...Hmm...Didn't I see some strange guy that looks like he wants to kill me with some water pitchers walking back there? Lets mug him. There he is! runs to tackle the old timer and hits a brick wall... What the hell? I gotta catch that old guy. Im thirsty...>.>... How the hell did he go through this wall? And why the hell is there a wall here? I thought this place was surrounded by pure endless white nothingness that conjoins with each of the parralel universes and orbits the tiny molescule of a place between each sides of the universe dividing it from norrath and other civilised planets and planes... Well anyways, maybe if I poke these bricks with something I can find a secret door. Pokes a birck then suddenly feels nothing beneath his feet Hmm?...AHHH!!! Parralel Dimensions Where am I now? Hey, thats me! And our fire! And thats Orkil! With a dream bubble... Hehehehehe...Well, here goes nuthin! Wooot!! Jumps into Orkil's dream bubble. Where the hell is this? A classroom? Orkil's voice sounds into Gorgonoths Hey! Hey Idiot! Gorgonoth says: Orkil!? Is that you pal!? Where are ya? How did you find A way to porject your voice inside my head!?...Orkil: Look down ya dumby...Gorgon:Oh! There you are, aha! I found you!...Orkil: -_-...Gorgonoth: So whats this place? Orkil: Oh its a classroom. Im recieving teachings from tunare. Gorgon: Tunare!? Tunare says: Orkil, is there something you would like to share with the class? Orkil: But...Only me and you are in the class...>.>... Tunare: Do not talk back Orkil! Gorgon: raises hand. Tunare: Yes Gorgonoth? Gorgon: ...Are you tunare? Tunare: ...Yes. Gorgon: raises hand again. Tunare: Yes? Gorgon:...Are you dead? Tunare:...No... Gorgon: raises hand again. I thought you were dead. Tunare: Well obviously Im not. Gorgon: Oh, haha!... raises hand again. Tunare: sigh Yes gorgonoth? Gorgon:...How come your'e not dead?. Tunare:...-_-...Because gorgon. Gorgon: raises hand...Are you dead now? Tunare:...NO DAMNIT!! Gorgon: Oh ok. Gorgon:.......How about now?... Tunare:sends a jolt of nature through Gorgonoth. Gorgon: Oooh, natures drugs, my favorite. Orkil says: Gorgon, Why dont you go into your own dream? Gorgon: I cant sleep. Orkil:...-_-...Unbelievable... So ends part one. Please give feedback, thanks. Message Edited by Angel eye on 08-26-2006 07:17 PM Message Edited by Angel eye on 08-26-2006 07:18 PM Message Edited by Angel eye on 08-26-2006 07:22 PM