Heh. Housepet problem? Easy solution. Collect all of your belongings except the pets, then relinquish the house. Poof. No more pets. I guess that they either starve to death or are picked up by the Norrathian Humane Society.
Don't assume that Sony made them no-destroy to appease the people at PETA.
This thread is idiotic. Don't come in to a fantasy game forum and expect real life issues to matter. Perhaps you were looking for like-minded people to join your crusade? rofl.
I suggest you fire up a nice game of Blues Clues instead. Should be pretty safe.
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