I think we can chalk this up to "huh?", but here's the truth...
Poisons do around 6% of my dps. On a 6-8k parse that's 360-480 damage. That's less than 1/4 of a single hit. Adornments might hit 1% on a good day if I am hitting a very good percentage of hits. I think a single kick from a tank does that much.