*shakes his head back and forth in a defeated manor as he slouches and walks back into the office. After downing three diet dews as fast as he can get them down and smoking three cigs back to back closes his eyes for a minute to summon the muse.*
Yes me little pet? *The sadistic coos into his ear as she takes a seat in his lap* did you miss me.
No, not exactly but I'd rather deal with you then face the growing alliance of women ganging up on me