High-end Ultra Uber Gamer!!

[GPA_Coyote]

<DIV>That's right kids...Uncle Coyote has reached END GAME...ish...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I'm experimenting with Raiding, and grouping, and learning how to work in a well oiled machine.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>That being said, I'm also learning...what NOT to do on a Raid.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>So join us this week for "Uncle Coyote's 50 things NEVER to do on a Raid."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><A href="http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=1019" target=_blank>http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=1019</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>And yes. I know that "Skippy" has a list. Other people can have lists too you zealots!!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>And if 50 things isn't enough for you...if you crave more...more..MORE COYOTE...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Try my daily column over at <A href="http://coyote.blogs.tentonhammer.com" target=_blank>http://coyote.blogs.tentonhammer.com</A></DIV> <DIV><BR>All me, everyday! Highly recommended for people who like self torture!</DIV>

[insano19t]

but you forgot one....51)  I thought heals grew on trees.<div></div>

[KerowynnKaotic]

<P>25) "Clapping" does not rez fallen Fae, and its not the fault of the people who "don't believe".</P> <P> </P> <P>Clapping does rez Fallen Fae .. you just have to put more "soul" into it!   ..</P> <P>.. Maybe it requires a few *laughs*, too.  </P> <P>....</P> <P>I believe for every Fae that dies a single snowflake will fall during Frostfell ..</P> <P>So we better keep killing them because I am dreaming of a "White Frostfell" <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P> <P> </P>

[grymmstone]

Coyote this is just so wrong on so many levels!!! You may have outdone yourself, well until next week!!

[TheSummoned]

<div></div><div></div><div></div><font>  6) You don't need to "sacrifice a Ranger to the gods of Rez" to properly start a raid.Yes, yes you do. If it's a gnome ranger, all the better.</font><font>  17) Aggro transferring spells go on the main tank, not the annoying cleric who refuses to heal you.Depends on what group you're in. If you're in a DPS group, then by all means put it on the cleric cause he usually has low aggro. SPECIALLY if they refuse to heal you <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></font><div></div><p>Message Edited by TheSummoned on <span class=date_text>12-15-2006</span> <span class=time_text>02:05 PM</span>

[Uncle Malted]

<P>41) Instructing clerics to "Heal me *****" will not get you healed.</P> <P>41a) Refusing to give the Templar the Master 1 Templar spell will not get healed. Ever.</P> <P>Let's see who the ***** is when you're laying there dead. "Gee sorry dude, I coulda healed ya better with a M1 spell."</P>

[Bort]

<P><oops></P> <P> </P> <P>So I guess this is what we are doing wrong...</P> <P>5) Dark elf rogues do not put the "[expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]" in "Assassin" and "Padonk-a-donk" is not a real spell, so don't insist that they cast it.</P> <P>6) You don't need to "sacrifice a Ranger to the gods of Rez" to properly start a raid.</P> <P>19) Adding lines that proclaim love for "naughty butt sex" in all Caps under what the Raid Leader says, while comedic, is not appropriate or welcomed.</P> <P>20) Stop quoting Monty Python, because EVERYONE starts doing it, and it disrupts the Raid.</P> <P>21) Yes. "Ni" counts, no one cares if it IS your battle cry. Cut it out.</P> <P>23) No female toon is your "*****", and you have no right to "Sell her for hot cyber" in the auction channel.</P> <P>26) Intentional Cyber-sex mistells to the Raid Leader, in Raid channel are not amusing.</P> <P>35) "Sorry, I was looking at [Removed for Content]." Is NOT a valid excuse for anything.</P> <P> </P> <P> </P><p>Message Edited by Bortas on <span class=date_text>12-15-2006</span> <span class=time_text>07:09 AM</span>