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sprogn
03-22-2007, 09:03 AM
<p>I want this to be positive...  I love you!  When I'm taunting my [Removed for Content] off and you're healing me up to full, it makes me all fuzzy and happy inside.  You are quite literally my saviour and I will ever be your protector forever.</p><p>To all you healers out there who can DPS with the best of us!  I love you too, when I'm out of power and the group is on the verge of wiping, that critical melee or uber nuke of yours can save the day!</p><p>To all you healers out there who DPS from the start of a fight and let your tank and real DPS classes die while you nuke/crit....  Please do precisely the following steps to make your class even more uber:</p><p>1.  Type /camp and wait for 20 seconds.</p><p>2.  Select your character on character select and click delete.</p><p>3.  Type in your character name and click "Confirm"</p><p>4.  Exit Everquest 2, goto control panel, click ADD|REMOVE</p><p>5.  Select Everquest 2, click uninstall</p><p>6.  Go to your local store and pick up a copy of WoW.</p><p>7.  Install said game.</p><p>Thankyou, you just made yourself a better person.</p><p>-- Sproiks (67 Berserker, Nagafen)</p>

pharacyde
03-22-2007, 09:45 AM
Or you can be smart and not group with them.

sprogn
03-22-2007, 11:02 AM
<p>It's kind of interesting, I only ignore people who are either spammers, outwardly abusive or who completely fail to even attempt to work as a group (when grouped).</p><p>On my conj I have about 8 on ignore since PVP launch, all spammers.</p><p>On my zerker, (created in Dec last year) I have 29 people on my ignore.  Most are spammers still, but a good percentage are "DPS Healers" who despite requests to heal 1st DPS second, refuse to do so...</p>

CresentBlade
03-22-2007, 11:11 AM
If they dont heal you then you dont taunt, if they ask why you were not taunting you can tell them you are healing.

Norrsken
03-22-2007, 11:31 AM
<cite>Gildorath wrote:</cite><blockquote>If they dont heal you then you dont taunt, if they ask why you were not taunting you can tell them you are healing.</blockquote>Lol, best post by you ever. <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

Rattfa
03-22-2007, 12:35 PM
<cite>sprognak wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>I want this to be positive...  I love you!  When I'm taunting my [Removed for Content] off and you're healing me up to full, it makes me all fuzzy and happy inside.  You are quite literally my saviour and I will ever be your protector forever.</p><p>To all you healers out there who can DPS with the best of us!  I love you too, when I'm out of power and the group is on the verge of wiping, that critical melee or uber nuke of yours can save the day!</p>*snip*<p>-- Sproiks (67 Berserker, Nagafen)</p></blockquote> You miss me, dont you mate <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

Splintered
03-22-2007, 01:17 PM
as a warden, sure, I may throw a nuke out there for maybe 1k, more on a crit, but if my tank falls I'm screwed! I have always taken pride in being able to keep everyone alive, so nuking would just be secondary to me. But I have grouped with other healers who only cared about getting infamy and would nuke to do so, and wouldn't heal. They were also always the first ones to flee.

sprogn
03-22-2007, 02:50 PM
[email protected] wrote: <blockquote><b></b> You miss me, dont you mate <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> </blockquote><p> Yes I do!!!!</p><p>Seriously though, this morning for example we went to OOB.  70 Pally, 70 Fury, 67 Zerker (Me), 67 Wiz, 64 Dirge, 64 Warlock.</p><p>The pally has some lag so I'm body pulling he's taunting off.  (Him MT, me MA).</p><p>I check which way to go (2nd time there) and the fury runs down the coridoor and pulls about 8 mobs.  Dead fury.</p><p>Fury rejoins us, we go for another pull.  Warlock picks up a roamer (yeah silly warlock but it happens).  I know the tanks laggin a bit so I pull mob off the warlock with rescue, hit all 3 of my taunts and drop Dragoon Reflexes (12 second 100% parry).  I say in group "Got add, goin to need heals when parry drops".  Parry drops, I throw up all def 30 sec buffs and get pounded on for 22 seconds and die - not one heal.</p><p>Parser on my G15 showed the Fury kicking out about 400+dps with the pally mainly healing himself....</p><p>We pause again, pally goes linkdead.</p><p>I say "I'm going to tank next pull" (we're still on the 68 stuff).</p><p>I ask "Ready"</p><p>I get "ready" in reply from everyone, fury says "ok".</p><p>I bodypull up 2 linked ^^^ mobs, no biggie.  Start taunting and wailing away at them, ohh wait, I'm at 50% health.  I throw up my def buffs and start taking less (but still significant) damage...</p><p>Fury says in group "redicelous" (his spelling not mine - must have taken him the entire fight to write that).  6 second later I die.  I check combat logs and parser - not ONE heal - I lived 21 seconds (decent imo) - unsurprisingly fury nuked once at the start then did nothing (probably trying to work out which finger to push enter to finish saying redicelous).</p><p>I ask what he's doing he says "stop trying to f***ing tank you ****** youre pulling agro".</p><p>I ask "Who"</p><p>He says "You"</p><p>I politely explain that my job (as a plate berserker) is to tank and pull agro from the entire group onto myself.  I remind him that I had stated to the group I would tank the trash mobs while Paladin was linkdead.  I remind him that he read this and said "Ok".  I may have insulted his maternal line at the same time.</p><p>He tells me to suck his fat one.</p><p>I kick him from the group.</p><p>Exp potion wasted.</p>

SolomanShort
03-22-2007, 03:14 PM
Wow, that guy gives us furys a bad name.... My fuzzy n warm feelings are a reverse of yours.... You stop the mobs from hitting me, I keep you alive.. Oops, the wizard has pulled a mob, here's a quick heal for ya wizzy... /previous  /back to the tank. I love nothing more than to keep a team alive. I kinda feel responsible for the whole team if I am the only healer. Sure, everybody has to do their job, but if somebody dies, the healer gets the sideways glances first! No better feeling than keeping a full team alive against difficult odds, I love it. Oh, and killing an orange solo is good too I suppose! /hugs to all the tanks that know what they are doing! I tried to tank once, it was a horrible experience. I took my then "twink" bruiser to antonica (this was about a year ago). A pvp raid formed up, a x3. It was at the point when people said, who is main tank, I looked up and I was the ONLY tank in the entire raid! I think I nearly had a heart attack right there..  I wanted to shout... /s wait, no, I'm a healer really! Luckily, cos we were a x3, I couldn't really do much wrong, but the experience has traumatised me, and now I have to hand out the tank kudos biscuits!

Rattfa
03-22-2007, 03:22 PM
Probably an ebayed account tbh...what a nub It's a shame mate because you seem to be online more when im at work <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> I need to get a couple more levels...

3ofme
03-22-2007, 04:10 PM
[email protected] wrote: <blockquote>Wow, that guy gives us furys a bad name.... My fuzzy n warm feelings are a reverse of yours.... You stop the mobs from hitting me, I keep you alive.. Oops, the wizard has pulled a mob, here's a quick heal for ya wizzy... /previous  /back to the tank. I love nothing more than to keep a team alive. I kinda feel responsible for the whole team if I am the only healer. Sure, everybody has to do their job, but if somebody dies, the healer gets the sideways glances first! No better feeling than keeping a full team alive against difficult odds, I love it. Oh, and killing an orange solo is good too I suppose! /hugs to all the tanks that know what they are doing! I tried to tank once, it was a horrible experience. I took my then "twink" bruiser to antonica (this was about a year ago). A pvp raid formed up, a x3. It was at the point when people said, who is main tank, I looked up and I was the ONLY tank in the entire raid! I think I nearly had a heart attack right there..  I wanted to shout... /s wait, no, I'm a healer really! Luckily, cos we were a x3, I couldn't really do much wrong, but the experience has traumatised me, and now I have to hand out the tank kudos biscuits! </blockquote>Iam the opposite 54 zerk with low level healer alt, and my hats off to healers especially in pvp group vs group encounters, I have noticed its alot harder to heal a group in pvp then when facing the AI even with adds. Although both give me anxiety at times as both are alot harder then your average joe blow player realize. Thats when I hop on my Dirge, talk about a no brainer..debuff, and pretend I am a scout class..not much thought needed. Btw this isnt a dig at Dirges, as I solo alot with my Dirge and that is also a high anxiety task.