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Magic8Ba
02-27-2007, 03:00 PM
<u>You know you are playing too much eq2 PvP when:</u> 1.  You go to Foot Locker and ask for the Gnome Spring Boots. 2.  At a funeral you check the casket for a token. 3.  You leap on your welcome mat and try to right click for the FLY TO WORK option. 4.  After a romantic dinner you as your date to /sit /stand you. <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman""> 5.  </span>You rent a gnoll costume and sneak into the ladies dressing room…. - Blink Oldest Lusionist on Nagafen

slashalot
02-27-2007, 03:30 PM
<ol><li>when your at the office and the new guy moves towards you , you grab your briefcase and do a swandive out the window to save your work.</li><li>you put a SCUBA tank on and go into the lake to drag swimmers under by their ankles.</li><li>you leave work and head to the schoolyard to throw rocks at the kids</li><li>you start to spin as you pick up the coin you found on the ground.</li><li>you see the guy that put you in the hospital and you ask the superhot nurse to help you beat him up.</li></ol>

Strums
02-27-2007, 03:31 PM
<p>when you flee from people wearing orange shirts</p>

SolomanShort
02-27-2007, 04:34 PM
<cite>Strums wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>when you flee from people wearing orange shirts</p></blockquote><p> No, lol, that isn't from playing to much PvP, that's from being Qeynosian <img src="/smilies/97ada74b88049a6d50a6ed40898a03d7.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>You  know you been playing PvP too much when you look over your shoulder for gank squads as you gather from the shrubbery.</p><p>You also know you have been playing too much on the PvP server when you think your wife is conning red to you and that you need to raise your "wife faction".</p>

Bucky_PvP
02-27-2007, 04:39 PM
You invite your dog to group with you for a run to the park because he has tracking.

Hartlee
02-27-2007, 04:59 PM
<b>Bucky_PvP</b> <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/styles/EQ2/eq2_default/images/icon_minipost.gif" border="0"> 02/27/2007 11:39:44     Subject: You know you are playing too much EQ2 PvP when: <hr />You invite your dog to group with you for a run to the park because he has tracking.<p>OK.......now that is freakin hilarious........ROFLMAO.</p><p>Ummmmmmmm......could I get a towel over here to clean the soda off my monitor?</p>

Hartlee
02-27-2007, 05:07 PM
you stand there a moment and /ponder asking your boss for a raise while thinking that althought he cons red^^^.....you have harmtouch and still think you could take him.

Strums
02-27-2007, 05:15 PM
You know your playing too much pvp when...You get wife agro and you try to FD

Eluzay
02-27-2007, 05:29 PM
<cite>Strums wrote:</cite><blockquote>You know your playing too much pvp when...You get wife agro and you try to FD</blockquote> roflolz I defnitely think the term "wife agro" should enter the online dictionary... best phrase of 2006 imo

Norrsken
02-27-2007, 05:44 PM
When you flee from people that write their name with blue ink, since you are afraid they'll kill you and take your infamy.

Strums
02-27-2007, 06:20 PM
<p>heh...sorry i keep thinking of more.</p><p>When you stealth to sneak into bed after a night of "pking" with the guys!</p>

Dub
02-27-2007, 06:28 PM
you know you play too much eq2 when you try to relate game play to your daily life...

Strums
02-27-2007, 06:40 PM
<cite>Dub wrote:</cite><blockquote>you know you play too much eq2 when you try to relate game play to your daily life...</blockquote> Would calling your co-worker a noob for a mistake they made count for this one?  They always look at me crazy when I do that <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

CresentBlade
02-27-2007, 06:45 PM
<cite>slashalot wrote:</cite><blockquote><ol><li>when your at the office and the new guy moves towards you , you grab your briefcase and do a swandive out the window to save your work.</li><li>you put a SCUBA tank on and go into the lake to drag swimmers under by their ankles.</li><li>you leave work and head to the schoolyard to throw rocks at the kids</li><li>you start to spin as you pick up the coin you found on the ground.</li><li>you see the guy that put you in the hospital and you ask the superhot nurse to help you beat him up.</li></ol></blockquote><p> [Removed for Content]</p>

Wytie
02-27-2007, 06:58 PM
<cite>Strums wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite>Dub wrote:</cite><blockquote>you know you play too much eq2 when you try to relate game play to your daily life...</blockquote> Would calling your co-worker a noob for a mistake they made count for this one?  They always look at me crazy when I do that <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></blockquote><p> hahahah</p><p>i do that skit all the time   <img src="/smilies/97ada74b88049a6d50a6ed40898a03d7.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>i got one how about when your doing something your not supose too @ work, and see your boss coming, and /shout RED!</p>

Cigam
02-27-2007, 11:06 PM
<p>You know you are playing too much EQ2 PvP when:</p><p>you are driving down the road and pull over to ninja loot a dead cat on the side of the road.</p><p>When wife is mad at you and you use the kids to taunt agro off of her</p>

Cantilena
02-28-2007, 10:04 AM
You walk into a store in the mall, see a salesperson coming your way, and think, "As soon as they realize they aren't going to get the sale, they are going to run for the door."

slashalot
02-28-2007, 10:25 AM
[email protected] wrote: <blockquote><p>You know you are playing too much EQ2 PvP when:</p><p>When wife is mad at you and you use the kids to taunt agro off of her</p></blockquote><p> along the same line here</p><p>you're at the top of the hate list for grind the mob wife and a lower level teenage offspring comes along so you train mob to him knowing you can evac to work.</p>

Badaxe Ba
02-28-2007, 02:36 PM
Heh, how about when you say "I can't do that right now, can't you see I'm trying to kill somebody!", and then remember you aren't in the game.

Nerfed_bat
02-28-2007, 03:34 PM
<p>You are looking for the Evac Button on your car dashboard when you see that RED CON police car flashing in your rear-view mirror (AKA TRACKER).</p>