View Full Version : Eureka! The Oggish bed!

01-28-2006, 10:29 AM
<div></div><div>Come one, come all, I present to you the height of Big Bend fashion and comfort. The Oggish Bed!</div><div> </div><div><img src="http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4540/oggbed9ec.jpg"></div><div> </div><div> </div><div>Sick and tired of trying to fold your Ogre into a "normal" bed after a hard days putting his/her axe through passing folks skulls? Well here is the solution! It is a practical, comfortable and affordable remedy that just screams ogre. Your ogre will thank you from the gurgling depths of their stomach if you get them one of these.</div><div> </div><div>Now this model uses authentic crude troll crate technology, we all know how the word pristine is synomymous with the feaux-ogre trendies. Get yours while stocks last! Only one plat! Come and see Mad Mogthol in his Big Bend hovell. He is completely mad, to sell them at this low price! Buy now and we will throw in some genuine ogre sweat on the straw mat FREE!</div><div> </div><div># Offer is strictly limited. Bedside skull post and 'bookshelf' sold seperately. </div><p>Message Edited by Mogthol on <span class="date_text">01-28-2006</span><span class="time_text">03:32 PM</span></p>

01-28-2006, 02:34 PM
<div></div>He he, nice idea Mogthol ........... :smileywink:

01-28-2006, 05:14 PM
<div></div><font color="#ccffff">Creative! <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></font>

01-28-2006, 06:08 PM
Made me chuckle. Good idea, well presented <span>:smileyvery-happy:</span><div></div>

01-29-2006, 12:07 AM

01-31-2006, 03:39 AM
<div></div>This is fabulous...almost worth making an ogre.

01-31-2006, 07:17 PM
<div></div>Now that is one very clever ogre!!!  Good job!!!

Tyrus Dracofire
02-02-2006, 05:46 PM
<div></div><p>:smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy:  <font size="6" color="#66ff33">HeHaha! </font></p><p><font size="3" color="#ffffff">that best funny creative. almost fell off my swivel chair laughing.</font></p>

02-02-2006, 08:44 PM
<div></div>hehe niceone, wonder how (un)comfortable it is <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

02-04-2006, 05:01 PM
<div></div><div></div><p>OK we have noticed the platinum pieces haven't exactly been flowing in. So we've pulled out all the stops and gone all ornate! Introducing the 'new improved' Oggish bed with 'ornate' bedhead!</p><p><img src="http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8968/oggbed3sc.jpg"></p><p>How could your ogre get a better nights sleep than lying under the watchfull eye sockets of all those folk he/she beheaded on their kooky adventures! It is arty, classy and ornate. It says to everyone "I am ogre, I have travelled the world and killed stuff!" This new improved model, still using crude troll crate technology (TM), is available at the same crazy low, low price. Thats right one platinum piece! You heard me!</p><p>Get right down to Mad Mogthol's hovel in Big Bend and get yourself bedded!</p><p># Offer strictly limited. Chest of skulls and bedside 'minibar' sold seperately. </p><p>Message Edited by Mogthol on <span class="date_text">02-04-2006</span><span class="time_text">10:09 PM</span></p>

02-05-2006, 04:28 PM
<div>Very stylish ! Ogre stylish of course :smileywink:</div>