A piece of troll history.

Angel eye · 08-27-2006, 04:12 AM

Settle down, settle down. Alrighty then. As some of you know, I am the old, wise, and powerful Gorgonoth Rockbreath, Savior of trolls, The great Manling cooker, Scaly oven, Rat coward, Canibal (tell no one), And brutal massager. Ok before we begin, I would like to give a shout out to Orkil Wormtongue, How ya doin buddy? Fantastic. Okay, Now a moment in Troll history:

A wise man once told me; "A wizard is never late, Gorgonoth Rockbreath, Nor is he early. He arrives perscisly when he means to." But then I ate him because he was just giving an excuse for his tardiness.~Gandalf Stormcrow, Before he was eaten by Gorgonoth Rockbreath on his way to the west, Yes thats right. Gorgonoth Rockebreath jumped on the the boat leaving for the Grey Havens and ate Gandalf Stormcrow then jumped into the water. Only to be enslaved by mithlond sentries for years. Frodo was never the same. When the great rat man, Zeeber Scarsong, known for exploding humans heads with his fearful songs, freed Gorgonoth Rockbreath. On their way back to the portal back to Norrath, Gorgonoth was murdered By Gloin the tall, And Samwise the Brave. When he regenerated inside their bellies and killed 99 dwarves, he reunited with all his dopplegangers and left the world of Middle-earth. To this day, you can still hear the screams of gandalf inside Gorgonoth "I am the great weilder of the fires of udun. Let me out...please...".

Message Edited by Angel eye on 08-26-2006 05:13 PM

Message Edited by Angel eye on 08-26-2006 06:05 PM

Angel eye · 08-27-2006, 05:06 AM

By the way, I realise it is a tad bit small. Like I said, it is a *small* piece of troll history. And suffice to say, I didn't have much time...

08-27-2006, 04:12 AM	#1
Angel eye Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	Settle down, settle down. Alrighty then. As some of you know, I am the old, wise, and powerful Gorgonoth Rockbreath, Savior of trolls, The great Manling cooker, Scaly oven, Rat coward, Canibal (tell no one), And brutal massager. Ok before we begin, I would like to give a shout out to Orkil Wormtongue, How ya doin buddy? Fantastic. Okay, Now a moment in Troll history: A wise man once told me; "A wizard is never late, Gorgonoth Rockbreath, Nor is he early. He arrives perscisly when he means to." But then I ate him because he was just giving an excuse for his tardiness.~Gandalf Stormcrow, Before he was eaten by Gorgonoth Rockbreath on his way to the west, Yes thats right. Gorgonoth Rockebreath jumped on the the boat leaving for the Grey Havens and ate Gandalf Stormcrow then jumped into the water. Only to be enslaved by mithlond sentries for years. Frodo was never the same. When the great rat man, Zeeber Scarsong, known for exploding humans heads with his fearful songs, freed Gorgonoth Rockbreath. On their way back to the portal back to Norrath, Gorgonoth was murdered By Gloin the tall, And Samwise the Brave. When he regenerated inside their bellies and killed 99 dwarves, he reunited with all his dopplegangers and left the world of Middle-earth. To this day, you can still hear the screams of gandalf inside Gorgonoth "I am the great weilder of the fires of udun. Let me out...please...". Message Edited by Angel eye on 08-26-2006 05:13 PM Message Edited by Angel eye on 08-26-2006 06:05 PM

08-27-2006, 05:06 AM	#2
Angel eye Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14	By the way, I realise it is a tad bit small. Like I said, it is a small piece of troll history. And suffice to say, I didn't have much time...