Chuck Norris FACTS, by Chuck Norris

[Bootstwadd]

<div>...every one of them is true...cause Mr Norris said so.</div><div> </div><div><a target="_blank" href="http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16294">http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16294</a></div><div> </div><div> </div><div>(Don't believe the Sig)</div><div> </div>

[Hamervelder]

<div></div>rofl when the boogie man goes to sleep at night, he looks in his closet for Chuck Norris!

[The-Fourm-Pirate]

<div>My personal favorites:</div><div> </div><div>Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, Twice.</div><div>Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Mr. T at the exact same moment Mr. T punched Chuck Norris, the result was the 80's.</div><div>Chuck Norris and Mr. T once decided to spar, the only safe place to do so being before the universe existed, this spar is known as the Big Bang.</div><div> </div><div>And one I made on my own (I think, they have a ton of em there, entirely possible they have it too):</div><div>The fear of Chuck Norris is known as Sanity.</div>

[Pauleh]

<div>Even if you are going to post somthing which has been around for a while please keep it out of the bruiser forums since the whole chuck norris thing is dated.</div>

[ganjookie]

<div><span><blockquote><hr>Pauleh wrote:<div>Even if you are going to post somthing which has been around for a while please keep it out of the bruiser forums since the whole chuck norris thing is dated.</div><hr></blockquote>WE ARE CHUCK NORRIS' SPAWNIt needs to stay in the bruiser forum.  if you don't like it, then well dont read the threads that say Chuck Norris, hows that for simple and easy.Pauleh = Monk</span></div>

[Halsy01]

<div>Why does Chuck Norris sleep with a nighlight?</div><div> </div><div>It's not because he's afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of mother[expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]ing Chuck Norris.</div><div> </div>

[ganjookie]

On St Paddys Day,  Chuck Norris has but to point his little finger at Ireland and the entire country passes out, so that Chuck can drink all the b33r he wants.<div></div>

[stgninja]

<div></div><div></div><div></div>Rick James owns Chuck Norris because he's Rick James [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]!<div></div><p>Rick James once slapped the beard off Chuck Norris's face.  So in a act of desperation Chuck Norris cut off his hair and glued it to his face to replace his beard.  To this day Chuck Norris wears a hat to cover his bald head.<span class="time_text"></span></p><p>Message Edited by stgninja on <span class="date_text">03-18-2006</span><span class="time_text">09:10 AM</span></p>

[Scarrlette]

<div></div>Chuck Norris threads make me sad.  <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[ganjookie]

<div></div>Chuck Norris' favorite color is Scarrlette; so much in fact he has threated all of the other colors with triple round house kicks, if they don't change to scarrlette.edit: grammar<div></div><p>Message Edited by ganjookie on <span class="date_text">03-19-2006</span><span class="time_text">12:07 PM</span></p>

[Scarrlette]

<div>*dies*</div>

[ganjookie]

[Removed for Content]<img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /><div></div>