A boy named Sue

[Oniw]

<DIV>Apparently my bruiser got to be the rough and tumble tough guy he is today due to the fact that he was dressed in a pink harem girl outfit in his youth.</DIV> <DIV>Anyone else think that a pink harem girl outfit is a little odd for someone who is supposed to be a knuckle busting instrument of Smackdown?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Yes, commenting on the new Bruiser 20's Armor.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Looks great on the girls though.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>*sigh*</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[lingam]

<DIV>[Removed for Content] at the harem girl one i never thought of that until you said it . </DIV>

[billywi]

<DIV>I to am in SOE harem (have the pink costume) </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>How can a male troll bruiser be taken serious or any male bruiser when everyone can see soe made us cross dressers. May as well have gone the whole lot and put us lipstick on and given us high heels and hand bags. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Heard on test new abilities coming out to go  with the cross dressing </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <DIV>Girlie slap - increases hatred towards the bruiser by slapping the face of the npc hard ( had the nerve to say your [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot] looked big in your new pink jump suit)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Hand bag swing - Area effect attack makes you swing your hand bag around hitting all enemies near to you.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Hair pull - Medium damage attack pulls the targets hair and messes it up (after all cant have them looking better than you in your pink jump suit )</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Face scratch - An extra damage you scratch the face of the target with those lovely nails you just painted to go with the new pink jump suit </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Girlie cry - Feign death upgrade You fall to the ground and cry like a girl making the enemies take pity on you for crying and wearing a pink jump suit and leave you alone </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>On the plus side the female charaters look good.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Come on lets have the old graphics back. Even if you male bruisers are high level post for the sake of lower levels so they  dont have to grow up confused and be laughed at by the orc's in commonlands, yea I seen em snigger as i ran past in my pink jump suit. Even had a few wolf whistle's that was too much !</DIV></DIV>

[Oniw]

<DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Ok, that made me almost fall out of my chair laughing... Even though our last outfit looked like pajama bottoms mixed with a bondage harness, I still kinda miss it.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>That last post did make laugh and think of a few more skills that apply to male bruisers only...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Rapid Joojshing - allows Brawler to acheive maximum hair fluffieness with minimum amount of product.  Reward for completing "[Removed for Content] eye for the tough guy" quest in S Freeport.</DIV> <DIV>Fab 5 hand slap - Knocks the blue collar suburbanite right out of the enemy, continuation of above named quest.</DIV> <DIV>Dr Phil stance - Makes Bruiser relinquish all masculinity, thereby rendering him almost immune to effects of ale, football, or attractive females.</DIV> <DIV>Ya ya sisterhood Kata - Chick-flick attack flavor spell.  Bruiser does crying animation and goes through an entire box of kleenex with deadly precision while sitting glued to a pretend TV.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Ok, this is parody, please don't think there is any hate or sexual based discrimination to go with this post...Just applying current entertainment agendas (hey, I didn't make any of these pieces of current Americana up) to what I'm now finding to be a quite comical situation...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[Kalyista]

<DIV>omg Billywizz that was hilarious, I'm still laughing.  Though I do feel for you guys, [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot] was SoE thinking on this one.  Now whenevr you hear my fellow SK's whining about their horse just put on your pink bunny foo foo suit and tell them to shut the hell up.  I really miss the old outfit, it was awesome.  Perhaps this new outfit would fly if it were black.  Pink..[expletive ninja'd by Faarbot].... *shakes head and wanders off*</DIV>

[ganjookie]

<blockquote><hr>billywizz wrote:<DIV>I to am in SOE harem (have the pink costume) </DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>How can a male troll bruiser be taken serious or any male bruiser when everyone can see soe made us cross dressers. May as well have gone the whole lot and put us lipstick on and given us high heels and hand bags. </DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Heard on test new abilities coming out to go with the cross dressing </DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV><DIV>Girlie slap - increases hatred towards the bruiser by slapping the face of the npc hard ( had the nerve to say your [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot] looked big in your new pink jump suit)</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Hand bag swing - Area effect attack makes you swing your hand bag around hitting all enemies near to you.</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Hair pull - Medium damage attack pulls the targets hair and messes it up (after all cant have them looking better than you in your pink jump suit )</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Face scratch - An extra damage you scratch the face of the target with those lovely nails you just painted to go with the new pink jump suit </DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Girlie cry - Feign death upgrade You fall to the ground and cry like a girl making the enemies take pity on you for crying and wearing a pink jump suit and leave you alone </DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>On the plus side the female charaters look good.</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Come on lets have the old graphics back. Even if you male bruisers are high level post for the sake of lower levels so they dont have to grow up confused and be laughed at by the orc's in commonlands, yea I seen em snigger as i ran past in my pink jump suit. Even had a few wolf whistle's that was too much !</DIV></DIV><hr></blockquote>[Removed for Content] Girlie Cry!!!