The unofficial, official Bruiser Motto

[pb]

<DIV>it had to be done..and we dont have a representative yet, so I am stepping up to get this thread started.  We need a motto!   Here is a few of my ideas</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>' Bruiser - The thinking mans tank'</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>'Bruiser - you cant kill what you cant hit'</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>' Bruiser - Never underestimate someone whose only weapon is his hands'</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>'Bruiser - our bodies are our weapons, underestimate us, and we will beat your face in!'</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>'Bruiser - Blue bondage gear as armour, fists as weapons..and well still kick your @ss!'</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>'Bruiser - often underestimated, never outshone'</DIV>

[Godha]

"Bruiser - Fighting unfair since the shattering."Thats my 2 cp

[ganjookie]

Bruiser - Mottos are beneath me

[AstryoOg]

<DIV>How about  "BRUISER"</DIV>

[pb]

<DIV>well that went down like a lead baloon</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bruiser forum has the lowest posts of all the fighter classes..are we all just grumbly fighters?</DIV>

[Alx]

<DIV>Bruiser Joke what do you tell a wood elf with two black eyes? </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Nothing they have already been told twice. :smileyvery-happy:</DIV>

[Centurion]

<DIV>How about: "RAAARGH! ME SMASH!" ?</DIV>

[Jezekie]

<blockquote><hr>Centurion81 wrote:<DIV>How about: "RAAARGH! ME SMASH!" ?</DIV><hr></blockquote>If you were dumb as an ogre perhaps. Not everyone uses raw force to overcome the opposition though <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[industrock]

<DIV>Quote from pboy: <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bruiser forum has the lowest posts of all the fighter classes..are we all just grumbly fighters?</DIV> <DIV>__________________________________________________ __________________________________</DIV></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>there are not many bruisers compared to other classes, therefore low post numbers</DIV>

[VettsVey]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Alx81 wrote:<BR> <DIV>Bruiser Joke what do you tell a wood elf with two black eyes? </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Nothing they have already been told twice. :smileyvery-happy:</DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <DIV>OMG too funny... </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV></DIV>

[RDescha]

<DIV>I for one am happy there aren't as many bruisers as other classes...Makes us more rare, while at the same time we're (In my opinion, of course) one of the best fighter classes there is. I'm sure one of these days people will realize it, but until then, I'm happy to know I'll be in that first wave of high level bruisers.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Why do we need a motto, again?</DIV>

[pb]

<DIV>why not?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>/shrug</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>i guess some people just dont get it.   forgive me for trying to liven up our board, maybe get a sense of community between fellow bruisers</DIV>

[RDescha]

<DIV><FONT size=3>Was just wondering. :p</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>If we do have one we need to make it a good one, I'd say wait awhile till we fully understand the extent of a bruiser's role in EQ. As for now there aren't even THAT many 20+ who are ACTUALLY bruisers, it's hard to make a motto for a class we've barely begun to discover. Same with all classes at this stage of the game. </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>But I'm not saying it's a BAD idea. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></FONT></DIV>

[Alphab]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Godhand wrote:<BR>"Bruiser - Fighting unfair since the shattering."<BR>Thats my 2 cp<BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> lol nice.... although thinking man's tank is a good second

[Agoodna]

for midget bruisers such as myself i think my siggy works just fine

[p0p-he]

<DIV>haahaha nice one</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>my moto: "wheres the bar?"</DIV><p>Message Edited by p0p-head on <span class=date_text>11-30-2004</span> <span class=time_text>09:49 AM</span>

[Sheperd]

Bruiser - "Foots in your mouth not in your hand"Bruiser - "1000 Chops delicious"Bruiser - "The other fist user"Bruiser - "The only way to flying kick"Bruiser - "Nobody lays a finger on my party"Bruiser - "Hee Hee"Bruiser - "Racist? I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and we all know crime is for Erudites/Dark elves.Bruiser - "For best resale value on ebay, Bruiser"Bruiser - "LLlleeetttss Get ready to RRRrrruuuummmbblllee..... sir!!"Bruiser - "skull cap; 50 cp, jboots; 1g?!, food/water; 10sp, Bare fists; Priceless"Bruiser - "Flying fist of deadly death of seven dragons"

[psubull]

<DIV>Bruiser: The other meat shield </DIV>

[duk4]

<DIV>Jezekiell wrote </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"If you were dumb as an ogre perhaps. Not everyone uses raw force to overcome the opposition though "</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>This is correct except for bruisers, in the calss description it says "Uses raw physical force to pummel oponents into submission".</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>So if your a bruiser and your not using raw force to overcome your opposition, um what exactly are you doing?  </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>As for the quote -- It's time for some PAIN!</DIV>

[IPCDoll]

<DIV>Well, I'm no Bruiser but I like </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bruiser - the beatdown express</DIV>

[psubull]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Sheperd_b wrote:<BR>Bruiser - "Flying fist of deadly death of seven dragons"<BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <DIV>Actually, that sounds more monkish, :<BR><BR><BR>As for a motto, I here's a few more good ones<BR><BR>"Bruiser: Delivering pain right to where you stand since 2004"<BR>"Q: What's black and blue and red all over?  A: Whatever just aggroed that Bruiser"<BR>"When the only food you feel like serving people is a knuckle sandwich..."</DIV>

[panthro]

<DIV>Bruiser: Bruiser, its whats for dinner. </DIV> <DIV>sry im a nerd</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[HitMan]

Bruiser - Sorry, thought it said Everlast, not Everquest!Bruiser - If you can, take a number and wait your turn!Bruiser - Don't be so down about it, kneecaps are waaay overrated!Bruiser - Warriors aren't tanks, they're opportunities!Bruiser - DPS? Oh...Deaths Per Second!Bruiser - Healers, what every other class needs!Monk - The real (Sub)class!Kerran Bruiser - Breaking heads since Tekken 1994!My 2 cents :p<p>Message Edited by HitManWA on <span class=date_text>12-14-2004</span> <span class=time_text>12:37 PM</span>

[Dakotawo]

<DIV>Bruiser - FD? We don't need no stinking FD...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bruiser - *Shows Fist* Say hello to my little friend.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bruiser - Need I say more.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>What do mobs say after they been hit with a Bruisers primary and see his secondary comming? ADD!!!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Strice Sliicendice, 22 Bruiser, Crushbone</DIV>

[Vinamael]

What does a bruiser say to a MoB when he/she puts up their fists? -- Pick a hand!bruiser quotes: "Pub smashers, wood elf beaters!""We are not deplomats who handle things diplomaticly, we are bruisers who handle things brutally!""There are only two virtues in a bruiser's life drinking and fighting."Slako WillmessyouupoClan ShadowpawBruiser of Faydark<p>Message Edited by Vinamael on <span class=date_text>12-14-2004</span> <span class=time_text>08:49 PM</span>

[TheSnoo]

<DIV>Bruiser- Now Gimme a Drink...</DIV>

[Drksens]

<DIV>"Put on the sunglasses"  or " You dirty son of a.....".. but for a motto</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> " I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot]...and I am all out of bubblegum"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>( Guess the movie reference..one of the best fist fight scenes ever) </DIV><p>Message Edited by Drksensei on <span class=date_text>12-17-2004</span> <span class=time_text>12:25 PM</span>

[Bigh]

Bruiser: Pain tastes like chicken.Buiser: Wha?Bruiser: can of whoopass case racer.Bruiser: Dont make me use thisBruiser: It rubs the lotion on its skin.Bruiser: Joo lookin at me?Bruiser: Eating quiche and taking names.

[Ghidr]

<DIV>"Contents under pressure"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"May prove harmful to exposed areas"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"I'm here to collect..."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"Fear is the mind-killer.  I will take care of the body."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> - ( Guess the movie reference..one of the best fist fight scenes ever)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>They Live with "Rowdy" Roddy Piper?</DIV>

[Dakotawo]

<DIV>Bruiser - Get Some</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bruiser - Daaaamn Right</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bruiser - They still call me Bruce</DIV>

[Bigh]

Bruiser: Jethus chriths.Bruiser: JAGERBOMB!!!Bruiser: RDY!!!!!Bruiser: Pass me that.Bruiser: [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot], go make me a pieBruiser: LFGBruiser: TIMMMMMMAAAAAAAYBruiser: Crouching Tiger, Eagle Claw, Camel Toe.Bruiser: I want my 2 dollars.Bruiser: Look at that, throwing a way a perfectly good white boy.Bruiser: I'll hold, you suck.

[Mantua1]

<DIV>Bruiser : </DIV> <DIV>Either submit on your own or I can make you - I would prefer to make you.</DIV> <DIV>You aint gonna be so smart spitting your teeth out.</DIV> <DIV>Dont run away, come back and take your beating.</DIV> <DIV>Wipe your nose, your bleeding.</DIV> <DIV>Ohh look its 1 o'clock. time to dismember something.</DIV> <DIV>Opps sorry didnt mean and kill it so quick.</DIV> <DIV>Woh is that your jaw on the ground, let me get that for you.</DIV> <DIV>Is that your teeth in my fist wrap? You might need to see a shaman and have it put back.</DIV> <DIV>Ever wonder why the guards salute me? Cause Ill be the heck out of them and they know it.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[Uccel]

<blockquote><hr>VettsVey wrote:<DIV></div><BR><BLOCKQUOTE><HR>Alx81 wrote:<BR><DIV>Bruiser Joke what do you tell a wood elf with two black eyes? </div><DIV> </div><DIV>Nothing they have already been told twice. :smileyvery-happy:</div><BR><HR></blockquote><BR><DIV>OMG too funny... </div><DIV> </div><DIV><DIV> </div><DIV> </div><DIV> </div><DIV> </div></div><hr></blockquote>this is actually just a reworded Joke. A joke that can be very offensive to the touchy.Replace "wood elf" with "woman" and you get the original joke.

[Bigh]

I think everyone knows the original joke.Glad you appreciated his application of it instead of taking offense.BighedBartenders never age.....we just get dialysis.<p>Message Edited by Bighed on <span class=date_text>12-19-2004</span> <span class=time_text>04:58 PM</span>

[PhoenixFledgli]

<DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Well I am kinda stealing this from a tv show ( see if you know which one)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bruiser: I prefer to defeat my opponent the old fashioned way ..... BRUTALLY!</DIV>

[Dokhollid]

<DIV>Right before kicking some one in the belly...</DIV> <DIV>                     "how is that stomache ache?"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"stick and move suckah!"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"How bout I take that heavy plate armor and stick it where the moon doesn't fall?"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Too Blort in big bend...</DIV> <DIV>"take that cutter, thrust it into a stone, sit on it, and spin"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>you walk up to a pair of orcs who are standing watch for thier camp. their weapons are proped up against each other and they are sleeping on the job. you startle them awake but you are between them and thier weapons...</DIV> <DIV>Grinith the Orc: Hey! Get away or we will kill you with our bare hands</DIV> <DIV>Bill the Orc: But Grinith, we need our blades..... You said that a man with a blade all ways beats a man with a stick</DIV> <DIV><EM>you kick their weapons too them</EM></DIV> <DIV>You: (in a raspy Clint Eastwood voice) Pick it up, Go ahead, Pick it up and see what happens</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>(in a slow drawed John Wayne voice) Ya know, somebody oughta hit ya. (sigh) ah well I ain't gonna hit ya (twist waist slightly as if to turn away) Like hell I ain't gonna hit ya! (let fly a Haymaker)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Punch a mob in the nose and look at him and say "you gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"don't worry, the clerics can fix your face when I am done"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"tell me is there a mirror on the bottom of my shoe?" (Kick em in the face) "Cause you should see your self, you look awful)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"I'll give ya a face only a mother could love!"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Bruiser- We love to ruin your smile</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"Its the eye of the tiger its the thrill of the fight..."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"Gonna fly now..."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[mlind]

<DIV>i like this one</DIV> <DIV>Bruiser for hire I bleed for you...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[Mortainio]

bruiser: Dont run... you'll just die tierd.

[Daran]

Bruiser- "Beatings will commence until morale improves"or Bruiser - "Nuff said" ( come on what other class comes close to the right to use that line)