Monk vs Bruiser

[Quicksilver74]

<div><img src="http://www.[Removed for Content].com/Tokyo/Pagoda/6968/BruceChuck.jpg"></div><div>Chuck Norris = Bruiser</div><div>Bruce Lee = Monk.</div><div> </div><div>Now, I think Bruce lee won in that movie.... but he's dead now, and Chuck Norris owns you. </div>

[Junaru]

Ken Shamrock = Brusier <span>:smileyvery-happy:</span><img src="http://www.sterlingtrades.com/graphics/wre111.jpg"><div></div>

[Quicksilver74]

<div>yeah he is.  Too bad chuck owns him. </div><div> </div><div>Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.</div>

[Xaime]

<div></div>Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling corn that sometimes it needs to lay the [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] down.

[Quicksilver74]

<div>In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.</div>

[Colossaltitan]

<div></div>omg Crabbok, do you ever get any work done? LOL

[Quicksilver74]

<div></div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/?v=NBSpNPzVsMM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/?v=NBSpNPzVsMM</a>

[ganjookie]

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn] down.<div></div>

[JudyJudy]

<blockquote><hr>Quicksilver74 wrote:<div> </div><div>Now, I think Bruce lee won in that movie.... but he's dead now, and Chuck Norris owns you. </div><hr></blockquote><p><em>Wrong, my green-skinned friend.  Bruce is now stronger in death than he ever was in life - his wisdom still lives on within all of our monk ways.</em></p><p><em>Plus...  He never passed out cookies.  :smileywink:</em></p><p><em>P.S. - I've read unconfirmed rumors that many of their strikes during that particular scene were controlled, but not held back.  Basically, hitting full contact.</em></p>

[Junaru]

<div><span><blockquote><hr>JudyJudy wrote:<p><em>P.S. - I've read unconfirmed rumors that many of their strikes during that particular scene were controlled, but not held back.  Basically, hitting full contact.</em></p><hr></blockquote>Even the part where he ripped the hair from Chucks chest? SWEET Jesus. <span>:smileyvery-happy:</span></span></div>

[soibit]

all this sarcastic chuck bashing needs to stop......ever think he might get [Removed for Content] and snap.  Headlines read.   Master Chuck loose in Streets:  The Roundhouse of Death.<div></div>

[Gaige]

<div></div>Bruisers would be AWESOME... if they were monks.

[ganjookie]

Yeah I dont really want to be downgraded to "awesome" from "Superior killing machine".  Thanks though :p<div></div>

[Quicksilver74]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>Gaige wrote:<div></div>Bruisers would be AWESOME... if they were monks.<hr></blockquote><p>if by AWESOME... you actually mean [Removed for Content].... then I'd agree with you. </p><p>  Monks have like 2 or 3 kewl skills.... and thats it.   Bruisers have like 20 cool skills.    We rock.  </p>

[ios_]

But still we are monks whilst u are what? bruisers?... lol ;p<div></div>

[ganjookie]

<div>I know bruisers are supposed to be low on the brains side.  but that is something my 4 year old nephew would have responded with a year ago.  Great statement mr monkie<span><blockquote><hr>ios_gr wrote:But still we are monks whilst u are what? bruisers?... lol ;p<div></div><hr></blockquote></span></div>

[Gaige]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>Quicksilver74 wrote:<div></div><p>Monks have like 2 or 3 kewl skills.... and thats it.   Bruisers have like 20 cool skills.    We rock.  </p><hr></blockquote><p>Bruisers are monks with no style, no chicks and no chance <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>Trust me, I've already had this convo with a bruiser who <em>thinks</em> he can beat me in a duel.</p>

[ganjookie]

I dont count ratonga females as "chicks" that I want to have hang all over me<span><blockquote><hr>Gaige wrote:<div></div><blockquote><hr>Quicksilver74 wrote:<div></div><p>Monks have like 2 or 3 kewl skills.... and thats it.   Bruisers have like 20 cool skills.    We rock.  </p><hr></blockquote><p>Bruisers are monks with no style, no chicks and no chance <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>Trust me, I've already had this convo with a bruiser who <em>thinks</em> he can beat me in a duel.</p><hr></blockquote></span><div></div>

[Gaige]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>ganjookie wrote:I dont count ratonga females as "chicks" that I want to have hang all over me<span></span><hr></blockquote>What's that?  Monk jealousy?  I know its hard to live with your choice of the wrong class man <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[ganjookie]

lol I feel that interracial relationships are gross.  I dont think Ill be jealous of your ratonga love den.  Give me a gnome or a hafling all female squad and then we can talk.<div></div>

[TheSummoned]

<div></div><blockquote><hr>Gaige wrote:<div></div><blockquote><hr>Quicksilver74 wrote:<div></div><p>Monks have like 2 or 3 kewl skills.... and thats it.   Bruisers have like 20 cool skills.    We rock.  </p><hr></blockquote><p>Bruisers are monks with no style, no chicks and no chance <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>Trust me, I've already had this convo with a bruiser who <em>thinks</em> he can beat me in a duel.</p><hr></blockquote><p>Who needs chicks when I <em>am </em>one <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>Gaige is in a state of denial atm... Simply put, Bruiser > Monk</p>

[JojoTheDog]

<div></div><div><strong>***Removed Baiting***</strong></div><p>Message Edited by StarryEyedElf on <span class="date_text">01-29-2006</span><span class="time_text">11:25 AM</span></p>

[Gaige]

<div><blockquote><hr>JojoTheDog wrote:<div>Gaige likes to disagree with everyone about everything.</div><div>8000+ times.</div><div> </div><div>Give it a rest.</div><hr></blockquote>I disagree with your statement.</div>

[Kota]

what's the deal with chuck norris ?  did you all go out and buy one of those total gym things ?  yeah he's a good martial artist, but his acting leaves alot to be desired.  seriously tho, it's a fad, plz let it die. p.s. rich franklin knocked ken shamrock out in shamrock's "comeback".<div></div>

[Asheng]

it's a internet joke. Subjects have been Vin diseal, Mr T, Chuck Norris, and im sure some others.<div></div>

[ganjookie]

Lets leave Mr T out of this.  I just saw the A-team on TV land, and he and chuck norris got in a fight, althought when they punched at each other, thier fists conencted and a mighty explosion went off.  Once the dust settled Van Dam was standing there in all of his glory, with a jaunty cap and a sash around his neck<div></div>

[Asheng]

<div></div>Proof of Chuck's Powers<a href="http://poststuff5.entensity.net/012706/media.php?media=chuck.wmv" target="_blank">http://poststuff5.entensity.net/012706/media.php?media=chuck.wmv</a><div></div><p>Message Edited by Ashengur on <span class="date_text">01-30-2006</span><span class="time_text">01:01 AM</span></p>