Hello, yes, I'd like an argument please.

[Owa]

<DIV>I used to think all the shouting matches on our boards were distasteful and horrid. Now I know better: they're really funny and fabulous.</DIV> <DIV>So, if anyone can think of anything really inflammatory to say, I for one would be most grateful.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Here's a few random topic-starters of the top of my head:</DIV> <DIV>        'All Paladins are mummy's boys'</DIV> <DIV>        'Guardians used to get beaten up a lot at school'</DIV> <DIV>        'Gage/Sage is a complete [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot]'</DIV> <DIV>        'Gage/Sage is an utter genius'</DIV> <DIV>        'Monks are <EM>definitely</EM> DPS'</DIV> <DIV>        'Rich crafters should be victims of PvP muggings'</DIV> <DIV>        'All Templars are virgins</DIV> <DIV>       </DIV> <DIV>.....etcetera.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Remember none of these statements have to be true - just irritating enough to get a 'good old days' argument going again.</DIV> <DIV>Come on, everyone - you know you want it!</DIV>

[-UGG-Andy]

<DIV>Monks are great,we can out DPS mages,and all we need now is to get our tanking boosted so we are as good as or better than a guardian,after all,its only fair-obviously a monk would beat some guy in heavy armor whos about to die from overheating anyway.</DIV>

[Amanojak]

We monks..we are peace with everything in the world. Lets all meditate Ommmmmmm......

[zabor]

Who would want to be a guardian, if a monk could tank equally well while at the same time outdps'ing a wizard??

[Gaige]

I really hate that Gage guy, never shuts up.

[Amanojak]

Sorry Gage but thats not an argument..thats something everyone agrees on <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Gaige]

<img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[bonesbro]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Amanojakae wrote:<BR>Sorry Gage but thats not an argument..thats something everyone agrees on <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>I disagree!

[IrulanDunedanc]

<P>I came in here looking for an argument!</P>

[Aegi]

<div></div>I agree with everything Gage has said in this post. The rest of you are wrong, furthermore I'm disappointed, and in some cases outright disgusted with everything you say, stand for, and do. In summary - Monks are not tanks, your armor is ugly, whoever one starred this can kiss my entire inkie [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot], your guild is so not uba, and I pwn u all!?#?@#% <div></div><p>Message Edited by Aegien on <span class=date_text>05-17-2005</span> <span class=time_text>12:06 PM</span>

[Owa]

That's the kind of thing! Don't forget that mages are all sexual deviants and Furies smell funny. Oh, and Allia, remember that an argument isn't just the automatic gainsaying of what the other person says. <P>Message Edited by annaspider on <SPAN class=date_text>05-18-2005</SPAN> <SPAN class=time_text>07:03 AM</SPAN></P><p>Message Edited by annaspider on <span class=date_text>05-18-2005</span> <span class=time_text>07:05 AM</span>

[JuJut]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> annaspider wrote:<BR> <DIV>        'Gage/Sage is a complete [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot]'</DIV> <DIV>        'Gage/Sage is an utter genius'</DIV> <DIV>       <BR> <HR> </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>So the truth is out, <EM>Gage/Sage</EM> is a single person posting under different accounts.<BR>

[Gaige]

Ha Ha, yeah right.  I couldn't post like Sage if I tried.  I wonder where he went anyway.

[diamondma]

<DIV>bleh change ur name gage =P im all confused now as to wether its really u or not. =)</DIV>

[Gaige]

It's me.  LoL.  Now you sound like Keena ;p

[Aegi]

<span><blockquote><hr>annaspider wrote:<div></div> <div></div>That's the kind of thing! Don't forget that mages are all sexual deviants and Furies smell funny. Oh, and Allia, remember that an argument isn't just the automatic gainsaying of what the other person says. <div></div> <p>Message Edited by annaspider on <span class="date_text">05-18-2005</span> <span class="time_text">07:03 AM</span></p><p>Message Edited by annaspider on <span class="date_text">05-18-2005</span> <span class="time_text">07:05 AM</span></p><hr></blockquote> Don't you ever get tired of hearing yourself? I mean, seriously, it must suck to be you. Furies, are sexual deviants, last I checked, and mages, well they're just wrong any way you look at it.</span><div></div>

[Momolicio]

Shut your festering gob, you [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot]! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!! <span>:robotvery-happy:</span>

[Owa]

Oh I'm sorry. I thought this was Abuse.

[mellowknees72]

<P>Furies smell okay - it's wardens who smell funny.  And scouts?  Don't get me started.  What a bunch of pansies.  Who needs evac when you have uber monk abilities? /flex</P> <P>(And off topic - this thread is hilarious.  Thanks for making my morning!)</P>

[Dark-Drag]

Virgins....[Removed for Content]

[IrulanDunedanc]

<DIV><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> annaspider wrote:<BR> That's the kind of thing! Don't forget that mages are all sexual deviants and Furies smell funny. Oh, and Allia, remember that an argument isn't just the automatic gainsaying of what the other person says. <P>Message Edited by annaspider on <SPAN class=date_text>05-18-2005</SPAN> <SPAN class=time_text>07:03 AM</SPAN></P> <P>Message Edited by annaspider on <SPAN class=date_text>05-18-2005</SPAN> <SPAN class=time_text>07:05 AM</SPAN><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Yes it is!</DIV>

[Aegi]

I agree with everything Aegien has said in this thread. <div></div>

[MrD]

<DIV>Defilers smell funny. That whole smokey thing is just rank. And this is coming from a Troll.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Anything with a pet is just creepy. What is the deal with that anyway? Just calling it a "pet" makes it sound like a term of affection. I don't even want to know what happens there. Talk about your deviants. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Monks are sissies. Why wear a gi when you can wear a dead animal? </DIV> <DIV>I have a gi...but I call it a "bathrobe".</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I'm sure there is somebody I missed but they probably weren't worth my effort.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>btw...this is a great post idea....really funny!</DIV>

[Owa]

<DIV>Firstly, Allia,yes it is. And secondly, isn't it good to have all this kind of stuff back? One can only take so many stats at a time.</DIV>

[woo]

cheeseburgers in paradise

[psubull]

Monx = suxor Bruisers = roxor <div></div>

[Spice-uh-nat]

<--- has to agree w/ Psubullet, I mean, who'd wanna wear WHITE, when you can wear an uber BROWN gi!? HUH!? who, tell me! WHO!?

[Gaige]

Jezekiel and Lizardling aside, monks rule.  You know its true.  I mean poop man form or tiger form?  Plus, need I remind you guys that *I* am a monk, omg.

[Fleaba]

<P>If I wasn't such a serene, calm, and humble monk, I'd probably comment on how the heavy armor doesn't breathe and when the monk "wanna-be's" take it off.......that B.O. could make a rot zombie wanna hold it's breath.</P> <DIV>May the cooties of a thousand Ogre infest your armpits!</DIV>

[KnightMarshal]

Gnome and Halfling monks rule! All other are just wannabees. Who needs a guardian? Guardian who?! Those forgotten gaurdians are no match for a Leatherfoot! <div></div>