Fazzarya
11-11-2005, 12:01 AM
<DIV>Ok, maybe not definitive, but definitely hilarious.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Went to poet's last night to take a guildmate up to talk to the Master. 2 ninja afk healers later I'm back at the zone in naked and somehow all my armor is broken despite it having been at 60% before we went. Not wanting to zone out before at least wacking the Clops and his eye we rummage through our bags and come up with the following uber Plate Tank gear set up.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>One band of Vim.</DIV> <DIV>Legendary Jboots</DIV> <DIV>Cobalt Assault Axe</DIV> <DIV>Ironwood Tower Shield</DIV> <DIV>Hollow Bone Necklace</DIV> <DIV>Pristine Carbonite (yes carbonite) greaves</DIV> <DIV>Gleaming wristband</DIV> <DIV>Rustic chain tunic</DIV> <DIV>Some plate gaunts from trash chest in clefts</DIV> <DIV>FBE</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Thusly equipped we headed up and still easily dispatched both named, all of 4th floor and made our way to the djinn Master. Group had two wizards, (60 and 59) and obviously they played it a little smarter but I didn't lose aggro, I didn't die and we all had a great time making fun of my appearance. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>The highlight of the night was zoning out of the mirror into another group about to zone in and having them look at me and say "Hahaha, didn't get very far dressed like that huh!"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Life as a Berserker is good!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Buuncha Muskuls</DIV> <DIV>Ogre Zerker</DIV> <DIV>Bring on the Blood!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV>