mattsquach
10-28-2005, 09:47 AM
I have finally heard of the latest guardian updates and new spells we are going to get. Read em and weep all u other fighters 1. Master II of AFK: This spell allows u go AFK at a faster rate in order u to run to the fridge to get ur beer, or a bowl of pudding. This spell can also be used as a LFG upgrade as well, this in turn will cause u to go LFG and kill u instantly. 2. Water Breathing: This is a water breathing spell we get at lvl 60, but it will only work on T1 water, this spell has the ability to allow u to breathe underwater in Crater Pond in ANT ..........but thats about it. 3. Rabid Donkey: This spell can be activated when u are about to die. When u activate this spell, a rabid donkey will be conjured up, and kick the guardian in the face so hard, that it boots him to safety, the donkey in return will expect a cobalt cluster. 4. Enticement: This spell can also be used when ur about to die. In the event of dying, guardian will slowly take off his armor and do a striptease for his enemies in the hopes that they leave him alone. If successful, ur guardian will sit down and cry, while saying "I did it for the money" over and over and over. 5. Flipper: This spell can be used when u are about to die as well, Once the guardian is about to die, He will shout "look flipper", and then run away, he will then skip to safety until encounter is broken, once broken.....the guardian will FD, and lose all of his armor for 4 weeks. Alright guys, this is what is coming!!! I look forward to seeing these new spells in action <p></p>