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Feldorm
09-26-2005, 01:21 AM
<div></div><p><span>…Berserker… and I can almost solo certain G x 4’s because of my uber ae skills!</span></p><p><span>…Bruiser… and I have more avoidance than you! Oh yeah, and more mitigation too!. Oh and don’t forget more dps!</span></p><p><span>…Conjurer… <span> </span>and my pet<span>  </span>has better aggro and more hp than you!</span></p><p><span>…Crusader… and [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot] me, even though I’m totally screwed I can still beat you in duel!</span></p><p><span>…Enchanter… and despite my amazing utility I can out dps you by far!</span></p><p><span>…Monk… and *see bruiser*!</span></p><p><span>…Necromancer… and my pet can out dps you.</span></p><p><span>…Priest… and having more than one of me in a group actually improves performance!</span></p><p><span>…Scout… and I can solo an even con solo mob in under 10 minutes!</span></p><p><span>…Warlock… and I can get ae aggro after 1 nuke even after you’ve used 20 ae taunts!</span></p><p><span>…Wizard… and I can solo triple up mobs!</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>Hello everyone else, I am a…</span></p><p><span> </span></p><p><span>…Guardian… and I can double the damage our group takes by using my l33t “protection” skills! I can root, snare, debuff and cripple myself in 12 different ways, and explode my heart too!</span></p><div></div>

pillb
09-26-2005, 03:02 AM
<div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div> <p>Message Edited by pillbub on <span class=date_text>09-27-2005</span> <span class=time_text>07:19 PM</span>

dpsman
09-26-2005, 03:31 AM
Although it's pathetic, In a way I'm happy about it, I havnt played my Guardian at all this week...and have no urge to... I guess its time to by myself and the kids motorcycles and do something a little bit more fun than sit around and be abused..I hope sony dosnt turn my DVD player into a Betamax machine though, after all it would be dishonest to sell me something and then change it a year later, although a betamax tape does have more mitigation against abuse than a DVD so that would be a good thing right?

oder
09-26-2005, 03:33 AM
Hey bud, who says crusaders are still screwed? But being one since release, i can sympathize with ya a bit,welcome aboard. <div></div>

Kell
09-26-2005, 03:47 AM
<DIV><BR></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Feldorm wrote:<BR> <P><SPAN>…Guardian… and I can double the damage our group takes by using my l33t “protection” skills! I can root, snare, debuff and cripple myself in 12 different ways, and explode my heart too!</SPAN></P> <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <DIV>I actually did laugh out load at that one.... :smileyvery-happy:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>That might be the best summary I have seen.......<BR></DIV>

Aven Elonis
09-26-2005, 03:48 PM
<P>ROFLOL and so true. </P> <P>"explode my heart" <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P> <P>Aven Elonis</P> <P>52 Guardian, Steamfont, Tempest</P>

Shakir10
09-26-2005, 03:55 PM
<DIV>I wonder how many Guardians are just gonna decide to sorta play untill Sony releases a new class. Seems like a lot are getting depressed with the Guardian class now. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>/shrugs, Did you guys expect anything different? The devs play Monks/Bruisers. Of course they are gonna downplay the Bruisers like Moorgard did. OF course they are gonna make a 30 second group buff by guardians seem like it's gods gift to the EQ2 community. Too bad that 1 buff only reallly show's it's full potential if everyone in the group is getting their [expletive ninja'd by Faarbot] beat, which should not be happening if the Tank, Whatever class it is, is doing it's job.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

Axhine
09-26-2005, 04:59 PM
<DIV>LOL great post</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I don't know if I should laugh or cry.  All of that is so true.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV><p>Message Edited by Axhine on <span class=date_text>09-26-2005</span> <span class=time_text>09:00 AM</span>

Thor
09-26-2005, 05:12 PM
<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Feldorm wrote:<BR> <P><SPAN>Hello everyone else, I am a…</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN>…Guardian… and I can double the damage our group takes by using my l33t “protection” skills! I can root, snare, debuff and cripple myself in 12 different ways, and explode my heart too!</SPAN></P> <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <DIV>That could be the obituary of the guardians. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></DIV><p>Message Edited by Thorine on <span class=date_text>09-26-2005</span> <span class=time_text>06:12 AM</span>

BostonFNO
09-26-2005, 05:31 PM
<FONT color=#ff9900>I'm laughing and crying. I might have lost my guardian but hey I finally got a forum sig!</FONT>

Gaige
09-26-2005, 09:47 PM
<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Shakir1065 wrote:<BR> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>/shrugs, Did you guys expect anything different? The devs play Monks/Bruisers. <HR> </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>ROFL.  So funny to see this thrown around everywhere.<BR>

Vulking
09-26-2005, 10:35 PM
<P>[Removed for Content] off gaige, were in morning.  :smileytongue:</P> <P>No need to kick us when were down.</P>

Wasuna
09-27-2005, 12:20 AM
<P>1. Another Gaige post to not read.</P> <P>2. Funny last statement. I actually made it my signature.</P>

TanRaistlyn
09-27-2005, 04:51 AM
<P>Still makes me giggle everytime i read this...</P> <P> </P> <P>Covenant</P>

Raahl
09-27-2005, 05:15 PM
Yes this is humorous.    :smileyvery-happy:

D-lirium
09-28-2005, 04:05 PM
ROFL, nice one Fel <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> <div></div>

Feldorm
09-28-2005, 07:35 PM
omg Calli, what are you doing here? <span>:smileysurprised:</span> <div></div>

Moralpanic
09-29-2005, 01:43 AM
LOLOL it's funny, because it's true! <div></div>

SkySava
09-30-2005, 01:07 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is so funny and so true!

SkySava
09-30-2005, 01:10 AM
<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> BostonFNORD wrote:<BR> <FONT color=#ff9900>I'm laughing and crying. I might have lost my guardian but hey I finally got a forum sig!</FONT> <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>That is so true! I am so using this as mine as well! heh