10 more reasons you have taken your gaurdian caricature to far...

[Omicr]

<DIV>10 more reasons when you know you have taken your gaurdian caricature to far...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>1.  You refer to your cigarette lighter as an "activateable".</DIV> <DIV>2.  You begin referring to your hairstyle, clothing style, and general cleanliness as your Personal Grooming Traits or your "PGT's"</DIV> <DIV>3.  You refer to your wife's (or significant other's) irritating habits and nuances as "Stupid B$%ch, S*%t"...or "SBS".</DIV> <DIV>4.  You begin to refer to your Mother-in-law's house as "DeathFist Citadel".</DIV> <DIV>5.  Your 4-year old daughter leaves her barbies strewn about the house...and having stepped on them repeatedly...you begin referring to them as "hex dolls."</DIV> <DIV>6.  Your next to favorite song is Megadeth's "Peace Sells...but Who's Buying?"</DIV> <DIV>7.  When your wife sends you to the Wal-Greens to pick up a gallon of milk and a box of tampons...you leave as quickly as possible to "run off the aggro."</DIV> <DIV>8.  While playing "Prince and Princesses" with your 4-year old daughter...you get a bit carried away while using the trash can lid to "shield bash" her with....</DIV> <DIV>9.  As you leave the house to go work out...you tell your wife you are going to get "buffed"...and she laughs...hard.</DIV> <DIV>10.  Late at night...you reach for your wife for a little loving...and she rolls over and plays "link dead."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Omicrom Skulsplitter</DIV> <DIV>Dwarven Gaurdian, Level 31</DIV> <DIV>(Purveyor of all at crotch level)</DIV> <DIV>Befallen Server</DIV> <DIV>Dawn of Evolution</DIV>

[christmascracker]

Brilliant  :smileyvery-happy:

[Armill]

I like the shield bash one....

[Dr]

yes, i highly approve <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Tomanak]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Omicrom wrote:<BR> <DIV>10 more reasons when you know you have taken your gaurdian caricature to far...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>1.  You refer to your cigarette lighter as an "activateable".</DIV> <DIV>2.  You begin referring to your hairstyle, clothing style, and general cleanliness as your Personal Grooming Traits or your "PGT's"</DIV> <DIV>3.  You refer to your wife's (or significant other's) irritating habits and nuances as "Stupid B$%ch, S*%t"...or "SBS".</DIV> <DIV>4.  You begin to refer to your Mother-in-law's house as "DeathFist Citadel".</DIV> <DIV>5.  Your 4-year old daughter leaves her barbies strewn about the house...and having stepped on them repeatedly...you begin referring to them as "hex dolls."</DIV> <DIV>6.  Your next to favorite song is Megadeth's "Peace Sells...but Who's Buying?"</DIV> <DIV>7.  When your wife sends you to the Wal-Greens to pick up a gallon of milk and a box of tampons...you leave as quickly as possible to "run off the aggro."</DIV> <DIV>8.  While playing "Prince and Princesses" with your 4-year old daughter...you get a bit carried away while using the trash can lid to "shield bash" her with....</DIV> <DIV>9.  As you leave the house to go work out...you tell your wife you are going to get "buffed"...and she laughs...hard.</DIV> <DIV>10.  Late at night...you reach for your wife for a little loving...and she rolls over and plays "link dead."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Omicrom Skulsplitter</DIV> <DIV>Dwarven Gaurdian, Level 31</DIV> <DIV>(Purveyor of all at crotch level)</DIV> <DIV>Befallen Server</DIV> <DIV>Dawn of Evolution</DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P><BR>Number 10 made me spit coke....bravo :smileyvery-happy:</P> <P>Kudos for an excellent list <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P> <P> </P> <p>Message Edited by Tomanak on <span class=date_text>06-29-2005</span> <span class=time_text>07:37 AM</span>

[shilo]

<P>I kinda like #4, what worse place is there in game than Deathfist Citadel? What worse place is there in RL than your mother-in-law's house?</P> <P> </P> <P>[Removed for Content], great post</P>

[Tomanak]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> shilosw wrote:<BR> <P>I kinda like #4, what worse place is there in game than Deathfist Citadel? What worse place is there in RL than your mother-in-law's house?</P> <P> </P> <P>[Removed for Content], great post</P> <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>I dont know, If I lagged as bad in my mothers in laws house as I did in DFC I dont think Id ever go back :smileytongue:

[Stamm]

Hehehe... I like them, the shield bashing one is good <span>:smileytongue:</span> <div></div>

[Damagema]

OMG, I've have taken MY gaurdian caricature to far... <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Great list.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Dmg</DIV> <DIV> </DIV><p>Message Edited by Damagemann on <span class=date_text>07-08-2005</span> <span class=time_text>09:47 AM</span>