Omicr
06-18-2005, 11:14 PM
<DIV>Ten reasons you may have taken your gaurdian caricature to far...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>1. You pick up your four year old daughter and use her for increased mitigation against your neighbor's charging attack dog...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>2. You find yourself twirling both the grill spatula and tongs, while barbequing, in the same dual wield fashion as your caricature, in game...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>3. You find yourself stepping in front of shopping carts at Wal-mart, taking the hit...while your wife makes for the cheerios...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>4. When at a party, you find yourself shouting for attention...and when you get it...you stand firm and taunt them with insults...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>5. When at your sister's house...you find yourself raiding her fridge for level 40 food and drink to increase your rate of recovery from aforementioned party...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>6. When overwhelmed with daily domesticity...you sprint from the house...calling for help...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>7. Your favorite song is Iron Maiden's "Die with your boots on..."</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>8. When coming home late...facing an argumentative and upset wife...you toggle your "iron will" to withstand the berating...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>9. You begin to refer to phone calls and returning messages as your "gaurdian calls"...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>10. When starting to feel uncomfortable pressures and sensations in your lower bowels...you holler "INCOMING" to give people warning of the impending expulsion of gas...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>Omicrom Skulsplitter</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>Dwarven Gaurdian, Level 30</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>(Purveyor of all at crotch level)</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>The Befallen Server</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3>Dawn of Evolution</FONT></DIV>