I've rolled a guardian!

[Gaige]

<DIV>Guys I just wanted to apologize for my behavoir and my posts lately.  I've been reading through some of the threads again, and you guys are right.  I don't know what I was thinking.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Guardians are the real tanks, and monks are DPS.  I only wish I would've realized that a long time ago, so much time wasted.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Oh well, time to get to 50!</DIV><p>Message Edited by Gage-Mikel on <span class=date_text>04-01-2005</span> <span class=time_text>09:32 AM</span>

[English Da Gua]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Gage-Mikel wrote:<BR> <DIV>Guys I just wanted to apologize for my behavoir and my posts lately.  I've been reading through some of the threads again, and you guys are right.  I don't know what I was thinking.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Guardians are the real <FONT color=#ffff00>thanks</FONT>, and monks are DPS.  I only wish I would've realized that a long time ago, so much time wasted.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Oh well, time to get to 50!</DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <DIV>  I believe the word you are looking for is tanks.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>   And I know this is probably a sarcastic post, but you might try and level a guardian to 50. You will come to a very quick conclusion that it is not all peaches and cream over here as a lot of you like to make it out to be.</DIV>

[Brash]

<FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#cc00ff size=2>Can you say . . . April Fools? :smileytongue:</FONT>

[English Da Gua]

<P>  Yes I know what day it is. But he should roll a guardian, everyone thinks you roll a guardian and WAMMY instant group / raid invites and invulnerability.</P> <P>  It is the grass is greener on the other side syndrome.</P>

[Banditman]

The only thing that guarantees quick and constant group invites when LFG is having a reputation as a skilled player.  Outside of Clerics, no Class will have that instant invite waiting when they LFG.

[Ili]

<DIV>Well, this post made *my* day. :smileyvery-happy:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>-Ilina</DIV> <DIV>The Cosmetic Monkie!</DIV>

[Wasuna]

<P>Now that Gage has brough this topic up, even if it's only an April fools joke, maybe he should do just what he said. Work up a Guardian. Heck, if you do it on AB I'll front you 50 gold and a full set of player made jewlery, weapons, armor and App4's for each Teir all the way through level 50. You'd be set for equipmented till level 50.</P> <P>Do that and then come here and post about Guardians. Otherwise I will continue to NOT read a single thread you've posted to that is over 1 page.</P>

[Gaige]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Wasuna wrote:<BR> <P>Now that Gage has brough this topic up, even if it's only an April fools joke, maybe he should do just what he said. Work up a Guardian. Heck, if you do it on AB I'll front you 50 gold and a full set of player made jewlery, weapons, armor and App4's for each Teir all the way through level 50. You'd be set for equipmented till level 50.</P> <P>Do that and then come here and post about Guardians. Otherwise I will continue to NOT read a single thread you've posted to that is over 1 page.</P> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <DIV>Now that is certainly an interesting offer.</DIV>

[ugl]

If your going to make a guardian, be sure and pick a troll for your race.

[Oakwood]

<P>YAY, we are so glad to have you, you are such a great guy and we all love you so much.  It will be a pleasure having you on the team</P> <P>APRIL FOOLS!!!!</P> <P></P> <HR> <P>Please, there is no way Gage can play a guardian to any significant level.  Once he is forced to address the facts of actually playing a guardian , he wont be able to be the troll & flame god that he is.  We all know he is a fairly scuzzy poster who operates on ignorance and <SPAN>anger for imagined slights</SPAN>, but I would hope he would have the self respect to change his tone once he has access to the real information.</P> <P>On the other hand, I can easily see hem trying to flamewar the paladin boards about how their abilities are overpowered and must be nerfed so his guardian can be a tank.  Or perhaps the next target will be the assasin boards, bishing that their DPS is unfair, and needs to be scaled back so he can get groups as in a DPS role if there is already a tank in the group.</P> <P>Who am i kidding, it is Gage, flaming is the purpose of his existance.  If he ever stopped, he would wink out like a dead firefly.  And he is gonna break out in hives if he doesn't fire back at me in this thread.</P>

[Gaige]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> uglak wrote:<BR>If your going to make a guardian, be sure and pick a troll for your race. <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P>I don't like their ears.</P> <P>Oh wait... you meant troll as in...</P> <P>I get it!</P> <P>HAHAHAHAHA.</P> <P>:smileyindifferent:<BR></P>

[Wasuna]

It's a real offer. I would only ask that you get to level 10 first since 50g is a tremendous amount for me even at level 49. At level 10 you would get a full set of chain, a full set of jewlery, a nice weapon, a pile of App 4's and 50g. At every 10th level you would recieve the same again (Minus the gold) with the appropriate level equipment.

[Rastan_AN]

<DIV> <P>For the love of god Gage please take his offer...</P> <P>I then can get back to thinking I am reading the guardian board, cause atm when I leave the fourm I swear I am playing a monk.</P> <P>-----------------------</P> <P>Rastan</P> <P>Guardian of Aurora Noctum</P></DIV><p>Message Edited by Rastan_AN on <span class=date_text>04-01-2005</span> <span class=time_text>05:22 PM</span>

[TunaBoo]

lol his guard would be [Removed for Content] anyway :p <div></div>

[SageMarrow]

yeah his guard is gona duel wield fist weapons and walk around with his tower shield up his butt like a monk.

[Gaige]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> SageMarrow wrote:<BR>yeah his guard is gona duel wield fist weapons and walk around with his tower shield up his butt like a monk. <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE>Sage you barely know how to play your class, so don't flame me.<BR>

[SageMarrow]

<P>how much you wanna bet?</P> <P>you remember ptah? ask him - we have grouped in game - come to Highkeep and i will show you around lil buddy!! </P> <P>why dont you put that nice refinery salary on the line and ill give you my 2005 mustang if i dont know how to play my class??</P>

[Owa]

<DIV>Is it possible for me to get the gold and stuff if I roll a Guardian. I've been <EM>much</EM> nicer about all you Guardians than Gage or Sage (is it just me or do those names sound like a 2-girl lap dancing partnership) and my English is betterer too.</DIV> <DIV>And can I get the new Mustang so I can show off too? My car's rubbish.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>:smileyvery-happy:</DIV>

[Gaige]

I don't work at a refinery <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  I also don't drive domestic cars <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[SageMarrow]

<P>gage is the sexy dominatrix that bears her whips and chains and pleases her victim into seduction, while sage is the kitten like vixen with leggy sex appeal that loves fast cars, the hood of them at least.</P> <P>Gage & Sage = open for business, </P> <P>Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddd.</P>

[Noah]

You guys are weird. :smileyindifferent:

[SageMarrow]

<P>someone had to choose a brawler, </P> <P>why not the most overzealous egotistical god wanna be people on earth??</P> <P>how do you think we got great people like sniper kitty???</P>

[Gaige]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> DemosthenesEQ2 wrote:<BR>You guys are weird. :smileyindifferent: <BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE>Um, that's him.  I don't know what all that [Removed for Content] weirdness was about.<BR>

[SageMarrow]

<DIV> <DIV>Annaspider wrote:</DIV> <DIV>Is it possible for me to get the gold and stuff if I roll a Guardian. I've been <EM>much</EM> nicer about all you Guardians than Gage or Sage (is it just me or do those names sound like a 2-girl lap dancing partnership) and my English is betterer too.</DIV> <DIV>And can I get the new Mustang so I can show off too? My car's rubbish.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><IMG height=16 src="http://eqiiforums.station.sony.com/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif" width=16 border=0></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>lol, thats where it came from, we wouldnt want you to look bad in front of your role model who happens to be a guardian, </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>HI NOAH!!</DIV></DIV>

[Gaige]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> SageMarrow wrote:<BR> <DIV> <DIV>lol, thats where it came from, we wouldnt want you to look bad in front of your role model who happens to be a guardian, </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>HI NOAH!!</DIV></DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE>Close, he is a friend who happens to be a guardian.  /shrug.  He makes me laugh, he is a good guy, and a good player.  <BR>