What a CROCK...

[GPA_Coyote]

<DIV>As I was flipping through some of my older material that I used to write for the original EverQuest - when it was just CALLED EverQuest, I came across a story that made me smile.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I had, at the time, idolized the insanities of the late Steve Irwin, and those quirks somehow ended up as a look into our gaming world.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>It made me realize just how much I miss that insane bastage - so I'm gunna throw up the link, just incase anyone else wants to see it.  Call it "Classic" Coyote, and while its in the vein of EQ1, anyone who plays EQ2 will still recognize the "prey" that my Steve "hunts".</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><A href="http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=1072" target=_blank>http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=1072</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Also, on a less somber and reflective note, its time to [Removed for Content] my weekly.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>This week on "The Real World: Coyote" we have....</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><A href="http://coyote.blogs.tentonhammer.com" target=_blank>Plat Sellers forming a Union, Screwing your friends for a Shiny, PETA and the Wii and Bad Computer Movies.</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Yeah...I'm like a three year old with ADD on pez, but I assure you, it's all true, and most of it involves boobies.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[Arkturis]

<DIV> <P>You’re tired. Your party has been crawling through filth and monster infested dungeons for what seems like days. Your armor is tattered and beaten, your spells are exhausted and your companions have been close to the brink of death a thousand times.</P> <P>But you’re battle hardened.</P> <P>Forged from the strongest of steels and tempered by countless fights with beasts that would give even the most seasoned warrior nightmares, you’ve formed a well oiled machine. A group of adventurers acting, breathing, thinking as one as you become a living weapon with only your goal in mind.</P> <P>No foe can defeat you, no obstacle can break your spirit, and nothing can distract you or your group mates from the task at hand.</P> <P>And then it happens.</P> <P>Someone sees an EFFING SHINY.</P> <P><IMG src="http://aycu34.webshots.com/image/8593/2002265549900088150_rs.jpg"></P> <P>Friendship, discipline, training - all of it goes flying out the proverbial window as the entire group makes a mad dash for the softly glowing question mark.</P> <P>Monsters are ignored, friends are stabbed in the back, and the glass of group mentality shatters against the rock of greed as everyone lurches forward with reckless abandon so that they may be the first to harvest a Chipped Kobold’s Tooth.</P> <P> </P> <P>That is classic :smileyvery-happy:</P></DIV>

[KerowynnKaotic]

<P>... Cute write up on the Shinies .. and .. I enjoyed the flashback for the "Crock hunter" .. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> </P> <P>Ya know this is only about the 3rd time I have ever read your BLOG .. and .. you know .. I have finally came around to your way of thinking .. it's not a BLOG ... </P> <P>... It's a reason to post pictures of women with really big [Removed for Content] ...</P> <P>I sent the link to a few of my male friends .. I'm sure they will be very loyal <EM>view..errr</EM> ... readers ...</P> <P>:smileywink:</P>

[Ishnar]

<div align="left">I remember that post.  It's still funny. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></div><div></div>

[TaleraRis]

LOL! Hilarious as usual, Coyote. And the EQ1 flashback had me rolling. <div></div>

[melaine_dvarvensplitter]

Coyote, Funny as ever, I know a few of them [Removed for Content]'s... erm shiny lovers. *grin* <div></div>

[JohnDoe058]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> KerowynnKaotic wrote:<BR> <P>... It's a reason to post pictures of women with really big [Removed for Content] ...</P> <P>:smileywink:</P> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, what happened to that sig, Coyote?  I mean, that old politician-looking guy just doesn't compare.<BR>

[DeathEater024]

Sweet <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />