View Full Version : Guard Black? Guard Moor? Hmmm
GPA_Coyote
09-14-2006, 11:56 PM
<DIV>Anyone ever notice these two NPC's in the Peat Bog that go by the name Guard BLACK and Guard MOOR?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>And has anyone ever followed them around and noted their path - or better yet. Actions?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I have.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><A href="http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=963" target=_blank>http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=963</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>You'll be a bit surprised at what you find...then again - probably not.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Also, in my happy weekly [Removed for Content] of the word "boobies" and pictures you wish you could unsee, my daily column is still up and running at</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><A href="http://coyote.blogs.tentonhammer.com" target=_blank>http://coyote.blogs.tentonhammer.com</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Check it out. You know you want to see if I'll post boobie pics. (Answer: I do.)</DIV>
megaira13
09-15-2006, 12:53 AM
Speaking of boobies, was it for your sake they made the character's [Removed for Content] bounce? Our FG group was derailed the other night by four of us girls standing around jumping up and down and watching each other's breasts for the bounce (there may or may not have been some real life jumping for comparison's sake). Evidently the monoboob sportbra is not yet invented in Norrath & girls (even on the dark side) are wearing Antonia Bayle lift & seperate padded lingerie into battle. Even the gnome's A-cups had some locomotion. The tank was entertained. <div></div>
andersonim
09-15-2006, 02:06 AM
Coyote, you da man, man! such informative reporting;]
Paladin776
09-15-2006, 02:36 AM
To quote the bard:<i>She called the cops to take me in And I said "You'll never do it , Friend". And they just smiled and said "Oh yes we will!". Now sticks to the head and kicks to the shin And several bites by Rin Tin Tin And I couldn't wait to get into that jail.It was an attitude adjustment, Oh I went along peacefully Attitude adjustment, They made me clearly see So my head is black and my legs are blue And both knee caps are bit clean through It was an attitude adjustment Made my whole life look brand new.YES, SIR. I UNDERSTAND JUST FINE--PERFECTLY</i>Just a little disappointed you didn't work a "screen test" into that little piece. <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />
SilkenMaid
09-15-2006, 03:40 AM
<DIV><FONT color=#ff66ff><STRONG>That Guard Moor and Guard Black story. (obviously a take on Moorguard and Blackguard) So cute and witty, in a rather perverse way. :womanwink:</STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff>Oh and Coyote, are we trying to give the Dev's idea's? They could have a field day with that concept and probably quite happy to do so. :womanvery-happy:</FONT></STRONG></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff>On the other hand, Could you imagine those two wandering around making everyone's life miserable in Qeynos? Sheesh!</FONT></STRONG></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV><p>Message Edited by SilkenMaid on <span class=date_text>09-15-2006</span> <span class=time_text>10:42 AM</span>
KerowynnKaotic
09-15-2006, 03:54 AM
<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> SilkenMaid wrote:<BR> <DIV><FONT color=#ff66ff><STRONG>That Guard Moor and Guard Black story. (obviously a take on Moorguard and Blackguard) So cute and witty, in a rather perverse way. :womanwink:</STRONG></FONT></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff>Oh and Coyote, are we trying to give the Dev's idea's? They could have a field day with that concept and probably quite happy to do so. :womanvery-happy:</FONT></STRONG></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff>On the other hand, Could you imagine those two wandering around making everyone's life miserable in Qeynos? Sheesh!</FONT></STRONG></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <P>Message Edited by SilkenMaid on <SPAN class=date_text>09-15-2006</SPAN><SPAN class=time_text>10:42 AM</SPAN><BR></P> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P><BR>*laugh* Would actually be a fun "live event" ... as long as we players have a chance at killing them ... <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></P> <P>Topsey-Turvey Day: "evil" Guards Moor & Black in Qeynos "roughing" up players and NPCs for coin and "goody-two-shoes" Guards Moor & Black in Freeport spouting poetry and "turning" players & npcs into Fairies, Dryrads and Bunny Rabbits ... (illusions). </P>
SilkenMaid
09-15-2006, 04:16 AM
<DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff>Yes and we would have the Freeport citizens at our doors demanding equal rights to have a go at them!! Oh dear what a diplomatic nightmare for our Queen! Are they really worth a war with Freeport after all? Or would we good and righteous citizens of Qeynos joyously throw them to the awaiting wolves? :womanwink: </FONT></STRONG></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff>(Opens her window of her house, looking surprised when a rather large citizen mob, actually downright huge, can be seen outside her place chanting "Throw! Throw! THROW!!") </FONT></STRONG></DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff>Oh dear!!!</FONT> </STRONG>:womansurprised:</DIV><p>Message Edited by SilkenMaid on <span class=date_text>09-15-2006</span> <span class=time_text>11:29 AM</span>
KniteShayd
09-23-2006, 02:40 AM
<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> SilkenMaid wrote:<BR> <DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#ff66ff>Yes and we would have the Freeport citizens at our doors demanding equal rights to have a go at them!! </FONT></STRONG></DIV> <P>Message Edited by SilkenMaid on <SPAN class=date_text>09-15-2006</SPAN> <SPAN class=time_text>11:29 AM</SPAN><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>On venekor, freeps are always at our doors...:smileyindifferent:
Methriln
09-23-2006, 03:20 AM
<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> GPA_Coyote wrote:<BR> <DIV>Anyone ever notice these two NPC's in the Peat Bog that go by the name Guard BLACK and Guard MOOR?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>And has anyone ever followed them around and noted their path - or better yet. Actions?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I have.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><A href="http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=963" target=_blank>http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=963</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>You'll be a bit surprised at what you find...then again - probably not.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Also, in my happy weekly [Removed for Content] of the word "boobies" and pictures you wish you could unsee, my daily column is still up and running at</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><A href="http://coyote.blogs.tentonhammer.com/" target=_blank>http://coyote.blogs.tentonhammer.com</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Check it out. You know you want to see if I'll post boobie pics. (Answer: I do.)</DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>LOL story made me laugh and laugh because I could imagine them doing that!:smileyvery-happy:
Shipwreck_GPA
09-27-2006, 03:55 AM
<DIV>Kinda like Guards Nash and Leopold in EQ1. :smileyvery-happy:</DIV>
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