The Jethal Show - My Ding-a-Ling

[Jethal]

<p><img src="http://kithicor.org/wp-content/uploads/wp-post-thumbnail/ZEkwj.jpg" width="600" /><small> This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 at 7:40 am and is filed under <a title="View all posts in The Show" rel="category tag" href="http://kithicor.org/category/show/">The Show</a>. </small></p><p> <a title="Permanent Link: The Jethal Show - My Ding-a-Ling" rel="bookmark" href="http://kithicor.org/2010/03/jethalshow-ding/"><strong>The Jethal Show - My Ding-a-Ling</strong></a>  <small>By Jethal</small></p> <p>Bodies flying everywhere!  Swarms of Arrows block out the sun!  Mystic Claws!  Pandas!  Ancient Ratongas (smeared in peanut butter)!  Are we maxxed out?  Is there an End Game Movie?  We're hanging silver bells from a string... This is the Jethal Silverwing Show!</p> <p>[<a href="http://live.onlinegamingradio.com/ogr.m3u">Tune In</a>] [<a href="http://www.kithicor.org/music" target="_blank">Jethals Parodies</a>] [<a href="mailto:[email protected]">Contact us</a>] [<a href="http://www.onlinegamingradio.com/podcasts/podcasts-norrath2day">Podcasts</a>] [<a href="http://www.facebook.com/#/pages/Jethal-Silverwing/186302283451?ref=ts" target="_blank">Facebook</a>] [<a href="http://twitter.com/kithicor/" target="_blank">Twitter</a>] Tuesdays at 10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific As Always, Join us IN GAME by typing /join guk.ogr</p>

[Zabjade]

<p><span style="color: #00cc00;">Tell them about the Twinkie!</span></p>

[Jethal]

<p><cite>Zabjade wrote:</cite></p><blockquote><p><span style="color: #00cc00;">Tell them about the Twinkie!</span></p></blockquote><p>Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of XP accumulated in two weeks...  Based on this week's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.</p>

[Zabjade]

<p><span style="color: #00cc00;">That's one big Twinkie!</span></p>

[Crickett]

<p><cite>Zabjade wrote:</cite></p><blockquote><p><span style="color: #00cc00;">That's one big Twinkie!</span></p></blockquote><p>Twinkies can survive a nuclear blast, be eaten 30 years after the expriation date, and like honey, never go bad!</p><p>In the case of twinkies though, good and bad are subjective.</p>

[Saihung23]

<p>Excerpted from "Neatorama.com"</p><p>"In 1995 a now legendary project called Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes in Extreme Situations (or <a href="http://www.twinkiesproject.com/"><strong><span style="color: #003366;"><span style="color: #c0c0c0;">T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S</span>.</span></strong></a>), Rice University scientists Christopher Scott Gouge and Todd William Stadler conducted a series of experiments to determine the physical properties of a Twinkie.</p><p>Gouge and Stadler subjected the snack food to the forces of gravity (Gravitational Response Test), electricity (Resistivity Test), water (Solubility test), flame (Rapid Oxidation Test), and radiation. There was even a Turing test, which concluded that “<strong>Twinkies are not sentient in any way we can understand</strong>"</p><p>Not yet...not yet...but someday, someone else will hear the voice of Twinkie the Kid, and not just me.</p>

[Wilde_Night]

<p>I can has birthday Trolls?!  Pwease!!!  *bats eyes*</p>