so whats the story with Zarrakon?

[Kunaak]

<p>I know the basic idea behind trakanon and the ring of scale and such.</p><p>but I admit, I dont really pay attention to the quests and such when I do them, so I miss alot. but I gotta admit, I am curious to know the story behind zarrakon.</p>

[Morghus]

<p>There really isnt one from what I've seen.</p>

[Cusashorn]

<p>There isn't one. He's just Mistmoore's pet, with no information given. A pretty pathetic thing to do for this expansion. Put in a dragon with no lore behind him.</p>

[Morghus]

<p>Yup, and his model is mostly recycled from Darathar's.</p>

[Homeskillet]

<p>The story behind Zarrakon is that he is the mother of all let downs storywise. The End.</p><p>...until the devs decide to be like "Well the story behind this extra x4 zone is..."</p>

[Katanalla]

<p>Zarrakon is an anagram for Razr Akon, or Razr Akon ringtones. . . Clearly someone at sony has an akon ring tone on their Razr.</p><p>Which means someone at sony is 'so paid.'</p><p>well played Sony, well played.</p>

[Neskonlith]

<p><cite>Katanallama@Mistmoore wrote:</cite></p><blockquote><p>Zarrakon is an anagram for Razr Akon, or Razr Akon ringtones. . . Clearly someone at sony has <span style="color: #ff0000;">an akon </span>ring tone on their Razr.</p><p>Which means someone at sony is 'so paid.'</p><p>well played Sony, well played.</p></blockquote><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">...and your anagram of <strong>Ak'Anon</strong> was also smoothly played!   </span><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>Once you go gnome, you'll always be home!</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">I suspect that at this stage, to discover the lore for Zarrakon will require a gnomish scientist developing a very special time machine, called a de-<em>lore</em>-ean, to go back into the past to investigate the lore as it happened, and bring a report of his discoveries back to the future as present... or something along those lines...</span></p><p><img src="/eq2/images/smilies/b2eb59423fbf5fa39342041237025880.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Cusashorn]

<p><cite>Neskonlith wrote:</cite></p><blockquote><p><cite>Katanallama@Mistmoore wrote:</cite></p><blockquote><p>Zarrakon is an anagram for Razr Akon, or Razr Akon ringtones. . . Clearly someone at sony has <span style="color: #ff0000;">an akon </span>ring tone on their Razr.</p><p>Which means someone at sony is 'so paid.'</p><p>well played Sony, well played.</p></blockquote><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">...and your anagram of <strong>Ak'Anon</strong> was also smoothly played!   </span><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><em>Once you go gnome, you'll always be home!</em></span></p><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">I suspect that at this stage, to discover the lore for Zarrakon will require a gnomish scientist developing a very special time machine, called a de-<em>lore</em>-ean, to go back into the past to investigate the lore as it happened, and bring a report of his discoveries back to the future as present... or something along those lines...</span></p><p><img src="/eq2/images/smilies/b2eb59423fbf5fa39342041237025880.gif" border="0" /></p></blockquote><p><img src="http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h245/DRCEQ2/Random%20stuff/Facepalmcollage.jpg" width="750" height="750" /></p>

[Neskonlith]

<p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">*gasp!*</span></p><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">...that is the coveted, "<strong>One Hundred Hand Facepalm Slap of Picard</strong>"!!</span></p><p><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/Bitter_Coffee/screenies/EQ2_000442.jpg" /></p><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Thank you, thank you all!  I humbly accept this award for all of the hardworking gnomes usually overlooked in pun-ishing circumstances... this is one small step for gnome, one giant leap for gnomekind!</span></p>

[Cusashorn]

<p>Actually, I was going to use something much bigger, but it was *TOO* big for this board.</p>

[Neskonlith]

<p><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/Bitter_Coffee/screenies/de-lore-ean.jpg" /></p><p><em>/what a de-lore-ean may look like...</em></p><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">in Next Week's issue:  Norrathian Enquirer has the exclusive baby Zarrakon pictures!!! </span></p>

[Cusashorn]

<p>Part of me wants to hurt you, but the other has to respect you for making these posts... :p</p>

[Neskonlith]

<p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">Sad news, everyone... my gnormal source inside the Gnomeland Security R&D lab is telling me that there was some sort of an "incident", which was quickly covered up - the only detail he could safely give to me was this strange pamphlet:</span></p><p><img src="http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/Bitter_Coffee/screenies/savetheclocktowerinQH.jpg" /></p><p><span style="color: #ffcc00;">I'm afraid that this might mean that our search for Zarrakon lore may take a little longer than first anticipated...</span></p>