GPA_Coyote
04-01-2009, 09:21 AM
<p>After finally beating RadarX within an inch of his life, he's finally agreed to rejoin me in my love of mocking the hard work and dedication of others.</p><p>Game Update #51 might be up, but it isn't safe.</p><p>*WARNING* Childish, immature and low-brow humor ahead. For the sake of your own well being <a href="http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/66155" target="_blank">do not follow this link </a>as you will be exposed to things such as:</p><p>"</p><p><strong>Summoner: Dimensional Storage will now describe which pet the player has stored. If none are stored then a generic message is displayed. </strong></p><p><span ><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>RadarX:</strong></span> </span>That generic message is "Hey [Removed for Content], you don't HAVE a pet."</p><p><span ><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Coyote:</strong> </span></span>“You currently have [114 Tom Cats] in storage. Also, your house smells like loneliness and pee. Have a nice day. Beeeeep.”</p><p><span ><span ><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>RadarX:</strong></span></span> </span>Do you have to pay extra for air-conditioned Dimensional Storage? Is it open 24 hours a day?</p><p><span ><span ><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Coyote:</strong> </span></span> </span>It’s just full of crappy couches that people don’t want to throw away and worthless paintings that “might be worth money someday”.</p><p>You've been warned!</p>