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bluegod
01-15-2009, 09:41 PM
<p>It was the end of a hard day of questing and I was tired, but before i logged off I decided to see how drunk I could get my dark elf.  After 4 or 5 Brell's Brews and a couple of apple ciders everything was spinning... a lot.  He staggering around the home, over the table and all the food sitting on the table before I decided it was time to log out for the evening.</p><p>The next day I logged in and my dark elf was still a bit drunk.  But wait, things didn't look quite right...  Everything was still a bit blurry and spinning, but I could make out the shape of a tall female kerran standing in front of my dark elf, and we were... outside?!  After he sobered up a bit more I could tell that yes, he was definitely outside and it was far too green and bright for it to be South Freeport where he lives.  So I opened the map.  He was in South Qeynos!</p><p><em>Anodoel</em>, I thought, <em>that's it</em>.  You're cut off.  No more alcohol for you.  Not only can you not hold your liquor, but you black out and find yourself the next morning in the enemy's stronghold!  Lord knows how you managed to stagger past the guards.  And just what <em>were</em> you doing with that Kerran?  No, nevermind.  I don't want to know...</p><p>**********************</p><p>It turns out that irl a GM had transfered my character to their account temporarily to update a quest I had bugged and had left him in South Qeynos.  But it was the funniest thing to log in and find my character in that situation.  Don't know if this is the right place to post this story, but I just had to share it.</p><p>Oh, and if GM Larissa happens to read this:  Thanks for your help and sorry you had to do it while my character was wasted!</p>

Nayawk
01-16-2009, 06:09 AM
<p>Ok now THATS funny.</p><p>that poor poor kerran, hope she got paid.</p>

gi
01-16-2009, 07:41 AM
Lol, funny little anecdote. nice!

valkry
01-16-2009, 12:39 PM
<p>/snicker</p><p>Me thinks that it only 'looked' like Brell's... Even worse then the Dwarven stuff is the Halfling hooch... They do worship the trickster god after all.</p>