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Xentau
12-01-2008, 02:11 PM
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;">I take full responsibility for the demise of the Conjuror. I rolled up a Conjuror long and long ago. While I did manage to get him to level 80, over the years I have watched him become completely unnecessary. Today he is as useless as teats on a rodeo bull.</span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;">Still, I desired to play EQ2 so I decided to roll up a new character. This time a warrior. A barbarian Berserker. Oh yeah! I could solo, tank groups and even tank raids. I was a sight to behold. I got him all the way to level 72. Life was good. That is, until SOE realized that I had rolled up a ‘zerker. Then they brought out the nerf bat, worked the boy over and left him for dead in a Freeport alley. </span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;">Paladins? Took ‘em out three months after I rolled up mine.</span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;">Wizards? My bad.</span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;">It turns out that I am apparently a curse to what ever class I roll up. I roll it up, SOE kills it off. You can almost set your watch by it. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So, I owe you all an apology for rolling up a Conjuror and I have to admit that there is nothing I can do to erase the damage that I have unwittingly brought upon this class.</span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;">Even so, you might be able to take a little comfort in the knowledge that you will soon have some small revenge because, you see, I recently rolled up an Assassin.</span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;">Those suckers are toast. </span></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"> </p>

StaticLex
12-01-2008, 02:59 PM
<p>No, do a ranger instead of assassin.  That class is BS.</p>

Xalmat
12-01-2008, 03:24 PM
<p>Berserkers got nerfed? What crack are you on?</p><p>This xpac they got <em>upgraded</em>. Sure they lost a good chunk of double attack, but that's not the end of the world, and my Fae Zerker can still hold aggro just fine. Hell, dual wielding is an option again!</p><p>These days I'd rather group with a Zerker than any other fighter!</p>

Xentau
12-01-2008, 07:11 PM
<p>Xalmat, I feel no need to apologize for or explain away what was meant to be humorous.</p><p>Even if it wasn't that funny...</p>

Faeydien
12-02-2008, 07:41 PM
<p>LOL... If this were true I'd roll me up sooo many Rangers and Assassins... I'd have to pay for a 2nd account... LOL</p><p>I am mythical and fully mastered and I still get the occasional "we're looking for 'Scout' DPS".</p><p><img src="/eq2/images/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" /></p>

Brigh
12-09-2008, 01:32 AM
<p>black text on near-black background...</p>

Xentau
12-09-2008, 02:18 PM
<p><span style="color: #000000;">Yeah...hard to read, isn't it?</span></p>