Mooches
07-04-2008, 02:01 AM
Hello there! Let me first start off saying this is about dung, but not any normal kind of dung. This is <u>elephant dung</u>, and IT'S ALL OVER THE COMMONLANDS. Nobody seems to bother cleaning it, even if it's in the middle of the highway! Trade carts just simply roll it out like cookie dough for me to go 'squish- squish-squish' in and make foot-shaped dung cookies. I bet those trolls go out an collect 'em! Now, off with the tale!<Missing text>This isn't just my stinkin' problem. I've actually seen live protests in Freeport about the dung problem. Of course, the protests last a couple or so seconds, but hail, it must be working!. I managed to get a flyer from the single protester before he was arrested and executed. Oh by the way, the execution event had more folks around than that protester's protest! Hah hah! The flyer said something about putting up these "<i>Elephant-Duty posts</i>" along the highways in Commonlands to "<i>dispense massive-sized linen sheets for us to handle!</i>" Hm, interesting. This just may solve my dung problem!<Missing text>(Your duty to add in missing text! Perhaps a character and backround would be nice!)