Harvester's Haiku

[Seidhkona]

<img src="http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/souls/OutOfReach.jpg" border="0" alt="" />The node is above, Utterly unreachable. Why does it taunt me? When will DominoAdd to the tinker-made tools To give us ladders?

[Calthine]

/standing ovation!If you target the node and do a /bug on it, it gets fixed.  At least, it was in RoK, dunno if someone is still on that or not.

[Oh]

I've /bug'd a few of those in ferrott. I personaly can't say they got fixed but this last time farming that zone i didn't seem to run into the same ones. Then again I don't remember all of the previous locations i had bugged. <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Rashaak]

<p>Just get yourself some of them there Tinkered Spring loaded boots or whatisit....</p><p>I have a pair just for that occassion. <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p>

[SilkenKidden]

<p>Great pic and great haiku.  </p><p>LOL.   This should be stickied for its perfectly appropriate forum humor.   It still has me chuckling.  How many of us have been there, done that<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  </p>

[greenmantle]

Loams fall like autumn leaves lurking ever hiden the elusive silicate

[Cele]

LOL!!!!  Love the pic and the word choice.   I have also bugged a few of those, mostly in Feerrot, KP and JW

[Rashaak]

<p>It took 'em 2 years to fix this ore node in SS. Everytime you went to harvest got the message</p><p>"Your too far away to do that"</p><p>Although I was on top of it....  <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>2 years though that Ore node haunted me....two years   *twitch*</p>

[Seidhkona]

<cite>Rashaak wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>It took 'em 2 years to fix this ore node in SS. Everytime you went to harvest got the message</p><p>"Your too far away to do that"</p><p>Although I was on top of it....  <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY<img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />" /></p><p>2 years though that Ore node haunted me....two years   *twitch*</p></blockquote>I had a "bad paladin" moment a year or more ago in the Croc Caves. Some youngster kept encountering "fakeout" nodes (the ones you couldn't harvest) and asked me, a paladin (obviously an agent of helpfulness and truthfulness) what the deal was with these nodes.I had a sarcastic moment overcome me, and I told him, "It is a test by the gods of your faith, young one. If you pray, and keep striking the rock with faith in your heart, after many blows the gods will give you 10 cobalt for your steadfastness!"I thought I'd laid it on thick enough that he'd understand I was being flip. But on my next lap through the cave, oh no! The lad was still there, pounding the same rock!I tried to explain I had been joking, but the little guy wouldn't stop. When I left he was still trying to mine that fakeout rock.I still feel bad about that one!

[Kethaera]

**cracks up**This thread provides!!  <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /> <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[Nimbrithil]

Its a busy anyway, now if it was an ore nod, I would just KNOW that is the ONE node going to give me 2 spongy loams and a cobalt.5 extra credit points for creativity BTW.

[Thunderthyze]

Hey...It's a bush.....who cares? <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[Seidhkona]

<cite>Holymoly@Runnyeye wrote:</cite><blockquote>Hey...It's a bush.....who cares? <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /></blockquote>Anybody who has a provisioner yelling at you that you must fetch them more xegonberries!

[Rqron]

<cite>Sigrdrifa@Lucan DLere wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite>Holymoly@Runnyeye wrote:</cite><blockquote>Hey...It's a bush.....who cares? <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /></blockquote>Anybody who has a provisioner yelling at you that you must fetch them more xegonberries!</blockquote>Just see it on the bright side, at least now you are of a level where those pesky evil eyes and gumbal fairies don't attack you trying to steal they're berries.J.C.

[janmystique]

<cite>Sigrdrifa@Lucan DLere wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite>Holymoly@Runnyeye wrote:</cite><blockquote>Hey...It's a bush.....who cares? <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /></blockquote>Anybody who has a provisioner yelling at you that you must fetch them more xegonberries!</blockquote>And they say provisioners don't use rares? <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/ed515dbff23a0ee3241dcc0a601c9ed6.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[Spyderbite]

I /bug nodes in nek forest all the time. Those frustrating ones that are right there in front of you but make the door bell noise when you click and claim they're "unreachable". <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Britefire]

Gota fetch em all Gota fetch em all, <span class="postbody">xegonberriesrealy, it's annoying when things spawn in places like that</span>

[Thunderthyze]

<cite>Sigrdrifa@Lucan DLere wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite>Holymoly@Runnyeye wrote:</cite><blockquote>Hey...It's a bush.....who cares? <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /></blockquote>Anybody who has a provisioner yelling at you that you must fetch them more xegonberries!</blockquote>LOL......but I've got a provvie and I can't say I'm <u>ever</u> strapped for nodes to harvest. Leave the one on the pillar for the birds if you ask me. <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[Seidhkona]

<cite>Holymoly@Runnyeye wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite></cite>LOL......but I've got a provvie and I can't say I'm <u>ever</u> strapped for nodes to harvest. Leave the one on the pillar for the birds if you ask me. <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /></blockquote>Ah, but nodes, like shinies, have a Master II taunt!

[SilkenKidden]

<cite>Sigrdrifa@Lucan DLere wrote:</cite><blockquote>Ah, but nodes, like shinies, have a Master II taunt!</blockquote>Ha ha.  Very good.

[Zechariah]

<div><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span><img src="http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4130/hahaeg4.jpg" border="0" alt="" />the scout is sneaky</span></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span>he always finds a way to </span></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span>harvest the node see?</span></span></div> <div> </div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span>what does he posses?</span></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span>the gnomish spring-loaded stilts</span></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span>for the F*&^in win!</span></span></div>