GU#42 Patch Note Mockings: Return to the Isle of Doctor Patch Note

[GPA_Coyote]

<p>That's right! We're back and this time we're taking on..</p><p>GU#42!</p><p>Hard work, dedication, time and effort spent fixing stuff? To what end?</p><p><a href="http://www.eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=1310" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">So that RadarX and I can openly mock the Dev Team's updates.</a></p><p>Enjoy!</p><p>And as always, if you are too lazy to read, listen to our podcast <a href="http://tentonhammer.com/node/21423" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">"Game Over"</a> now hosted on Ten Ton Hammer.</p><p>Or if it more silliness you want, we've got it DAILY at <a href="http://coyote.blogs.tentonhammer.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">"Not Funny...Ever" </a>- The only site on the web that has even drawn hatemail by forcing hobbits to kiss, AND <a href="http://www.drunkduck.com/Avast_Ye/?p=334913" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">"Avast Ye"</a> A pirate comic featuring...well..</p><p>Pirates.</p><p>-Coyote</p>

[Kiara-]

<p><span style="color: #cc99ff;">this was one of the best you guys have done <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></span></p><p><span style="color: #cc99ff;">good work!</span></p>

[Calthine]

Good Stuff!!!  I just wish TTH didn't take so long to load up...  I think your ad supplier is slowing it up.

[Domino]

I was just <i>waiting</i> to see what you made of the crumpets ... <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />I was going to say poor Vhalen after laughing till I cried ... but then I thought hey, why does HE get all the wine and sweet talking around here?  Some guys get all the luck!  <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[DocFlareon]

Bizarro Coyote!  Him am funny, always.

[Spyderbite]

Great job, boys. Enjoyable as always.And, Domino.. I got your crumpets right here. ^^ You got the address.. just hang a right in Death Grotto. I'll toss a red silk over the lamp and a fresh gouda on the stove.  Emmmm... just watch your step outside. Some people seem to find it humorous to set rat traps around the entrance. *mumbles*

[Xanzibar]

BWAHAHAHA!  Two gold, one cup!  That's awesome!  <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/908627bbe5e9f6a080977db8c365caff.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />  <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/97ada74b88049a6d50a6ed40898a03d7.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[KerowynnKaotic]

<p><b>" Coyote:</b> See, If *I* were a Dev? *I* would have a random message periodically pop up in the parse that read "Scanning of hard drive for [Removed for Content] complete". Just to mess with the parsers. "</p><p>I got an internal chuckle over the whole thing but *<i>points to the quote above</i>*  this actually made me Laugh Out Loud, which was rather painful as I spent most of the night regurgating my stomach lining, but it was still funny and worth it!   </p><p>I would SO be tempted to do it, as well, if I were a Dev .. Reminds me of last years (?) April Fools joke where random "you have died" messages popped up on the screen when you were out harvesting rocks .. </p>

[Necroibe]

very well done was a good laugh for me <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[Wilin]

<p>I loved this one and my brigand is only my alt...</p><p>-------------------------------------------</p><p><b>Amazing reflexes can no longer have its trigger percentage modified unless specified explicitly.</b></p><p><b>...... </b></p><p><b>RadarX:</b> A last minute change has been added. Amazing Reflexes will now be named Decent Reflexes.</p><p>......</p>

[Spyderbite]

<cite>Kaisha@Permafrost wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>I would SO be tempted to do it, as well, if I were a Dev .. Reminds me of last years (?) April Fools joke where random "you have died" messages popped up on the screen when you were out harvesting rocks .. </p></blockquote>Heh.. I would spam "The server will be going down for maintainence in 5 minutes. Please find a safe place to log out immediately" several times a day. Each time I'd pop some Jiffy Pop and sit back and watch the forums explode. XD

[Off]

HAHAHAHA That was awesome, great way to start the morning!  P.S. I especially like the idea of having shiny nodes run away from you screaming....that was hilarious to picture.Keep up the good work!*edited because my keyboard pwns me)

[SenorPhrog]

<cite>Wilin wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>I loved this one and my brigand is only my alt...</p><p>-------------------------------------------</p><p><b>Amazing reflexes can no longer have its trigger percentage modified unless specified explicitly.</b></p><p><b>...... </b></p><p><b>RadarX:</b> A last minute change has been added. Amazing Reflexes will now be named Decent Reflexes.</p><p>......</p></blockquote>Brigand is my main so if they nerf me enough I'm just going to start calling them "Some Reflexes." <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[Spyderbite]

<cite>Radar-X wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite></cite>Brigand is my main so if they nerf me enough I'm just going to start calling them "Some Reflexes." <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /></blockquote>Meh.. you play on a PvE server.  Come to the dark side my friend.. on the PvP servers we're supposedly Gods capable of determining the consistency of PvP on entire servers! Well.. at least until the next nerf. <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[PonderStibbons]

"Lead... paintchips..."It explains SO much.<img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Themaginator]

Coyote: "<span class="pn-content-page-body"><span style="font-size: small;font-family: Times New Roman;">The head of Vecna! Just cut off your OWN head and..."The best way to do that is be a druid and have your animal companion try and re attach your head hahahaOh head of Vecna...best "relic" ever</span></span>

[dawy]

Great job as always guys <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />