Jethal
10-23-2007, 04:18 PM
<a href="http://kithicor.org/media/songs/keg.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><b>Brell's Magic Keg is for Ale</b></span></a>- Parody of "The Internet is for [Removed for Content]" by Avenue QCheesit: Intro: Aaaaah, I've finished the quest and now I've got this big ole keg, but I don't drink.. what to do with it? it's gotta be good for something..Cheesit: Brell's Magic Keg is really really neat *For Ale!*Cheesit: I've dressed it up so I can rest my feet *In Ale!*Cheesit: A table cloth'll look nice *In Ale*Cheesit: A pitcher of tea with Ice *For Ale*Cheesit: A cozy place for me to put my dice! *In Ale*Cheesit: DWARF!Dwarf: Brell's magic keg is for ale! Brell's magic keg is for ale! Drinkin all night, getting dizzy and pale Ale, ale ale!Cheesit: Dwarf, you're ruining my house!Dwarf: But you're doing all wrong!Cheesit: It's MY Keg and I'll do what I want with itDwarf: but!!Cheesit: Nuh UH!!Dwarf: (sigh) ...okCheesit: I'm glad I finished up that pesky questDwarf: *for ale*Cheesit: Maybe cut a door, make a closet for my vest!Dwarf: *for ale..*Cheesit: Make a hot tub to relaxDwarf: *for..*Cheesit: A place to store my AxeDwarf: *...*Cheesit: Build a chair so i can rest my.. tail..Dwarf: ALE!!Cheesit: DWARF!Dwarf: Brell's magic keg is for ale!Dwarf: Brell's magic keg is for ale!Dwarf: not to store weapons, cheese or mailDwarf: Ale, ale ale!Cheesit: DWARF!! Look, you.. you.. LUSH!!Dwarf: Hey, you can't make it into something it's notCheesit: Why can't you just lay off the ale for a bit and help meDwarf: But I'm a DWARF!Cheesit: Not every dwarf is a drunk!Dwarf: oooooo?Cheesit: what?Dwarf: Dem's Fighting Words! Ready Dwarves??Dwarf-a: Ready!Dwarf-b: Ya!Dwarf-c: Booya!Dwarf: Let's Sing IT!Dwarf: Brell's magic keg is for ale! Brell's magic keg is for ale! Drinkin all night, getting dizzy and pale Ale, ale ale!Cheesit: WAIT A MINUTE!!Dwarf: What??Cheesit: I know for a fact that dwarves do more than drink!Dwarf: You Lie, STOP LYING!!Cheesit: YOU Coppershot own yourown businessDwarf: yeah, but it's a barCheesit: And and YOU.. IronMallet.. you're a respected CraftsmanDwarf: true.. true..Cheesit: And GROBIN.. you're a guard, boldly defending Qeynos!Dwarf: ah sure.. but what do you think gives him that courage??Cheesit: ...son of a B****!!Dwarf: Brell's magic keg is for ale!Dwarf: Brell's magic keg is for ale!Dwarf: In Cities, Forests, Boats making Sail..Dwarf: Ale, ale ale!