So you want to be a warlock?

[Araxes]

Well, first things first!It's a rare breed that can play a warlock all the way to level 70 and then keep playing it day in and day out.First --You MUST be a glutton for punishment!Second --You MUST be willing to have the most volatile and unpredictable DPS in the game!Third --You MUST be willing to let other players take shots at you while you sit silently knowing you can kick their [Removed for Content] any day of the week!Fourth --You MUST be a glutton for punishment!  MASOCHISM IS THE NAME OF THE GAME!Fifth -- You MUST be ultra-confident at all times!Sixth -- You MUST make fun of Assassins!Seventh --We are a mysterious and unknown breed to most outsiders.  You MUST defend your own kind!Finally --You MUST be mean.  All warlocks are mean.  We don't care about anyone!  GOT IT!?  <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[miliskel]

<cite>Araxes@Antonia Bayle wrote:</cite><blockquote>Well, first things first!It's a rare breed that can play a warlock all the way to level 70 and then keep playing it day in and day out.First --You MUST be a glutton for punishment!Second --You MUST be willing to have the most volatile and unpredictable DPS in the game!Third --You MUST be willing to let other players take shots at you while you sit silently knowing you can kick their [Removed for Content] any day of the week!Fourth --You MUST be a glutton for punishment!  MASOCHISM IS THE NAME OF THE GAME!Fifth -- You MUST be ultra-confident at all times!Sixth -- You MUST make fun of Assassins!Seventh --We are a mysterious and unknown breed to most outsiders.  You MUST defend your own kind!Finally --You MUST be mean.  All warlocks are mean.  We don't care about anyone!  GOT IT!?  <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY<img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />" /></blockquote>grr! im mean grrr! <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Druesius]

Hit me again!

[Rabid-Othmir]

I'm always down for punishment.

[Hellswrath]

/flexes.  /Rifts cute little kitten to see if he will land on his feet.<img src="/eq2/images/smilies/908627bbe5e9f6a080977db8c365caff.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[miliskel]

 **casts apocalypse on the wizard who caught the kitten***<img src="/eq2/images/smilies/908627bbe5e9f6a080977db8c365caff.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

[Norrsken]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Richard the warlock</a> shows how to do it.

[ThadeusOfShibboleth]

<p>You forgot:</p><p> You MUST enjoy a good dirt nap!</p>

[Cigam]

Punch me in the face and pour Honey all over my chest.  I am a WARLOCK!!

[ThadeusOfShibboleth]

/passes the honey

[Mwahaha]

I love being a warlock on Nagafen because you can solo bot groups.

[Kul]

<cite>Vivalavito@Nagafen wrote:</cite><blockquote>I love being a warlock on Nagafen because you can solo bot groups.</blockquote><p>Must be alot of bots on naggy then?</p><p>I only catch the solo ones on Venekor..and even then its the wizards that were taught to go manashield line >_<</p>