Saarum
09-05-2007, 07:52 PM
<span style="font-family: Arial Black;"><span style="font-size: small;font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Some of you may be thinking you have seen this thread. Fortunately the first version was stuck down by the good and wholesome forum mods for profanity..thats right.. i am an "unfortunate cusser". I had found a way to outsmart the naughty word filter and i used some truly heinous words, so vile, so disreputable that your grand momma probably only used them once or twice. Since the original thread was enjoyed by ... tens of you before the inquisition cauterized its suppurating evil, i thought i would attempt a clean version.. I want <b>EQ AirMiles</b> How much time do you spend on griffins, auto horsies or glinty glowy things flying/riding back and and forth across a zone (usually on quests that have you going from one end of the zone to the other (Nek forest anyone?) Hours, days of your life you could be spending doing something meaningful like learning the words to all Britany's songs. I want the griffon guy to say, "Hey Buddy, thanks for chosing Griffon Alliance, your next trip will net you 100 points, Please stow your horse in one of the 8 bags you appear to be carrying under your robes..." Then I take my Platinum Griffon Alliance scroll and cash my points in for a neat title like"Lord Skymarshall Mine Is Bigger Than Yours" or a <b>FLAMING ARROW OF GRIFFON DEATH</b> and camp out on the highest peak in Butcherblock as some preening plate wearer comes flying by in 3D cam looking at himself and thinking SWUUUEEETTT, and blow him and grif up in a flaming fireworky ball of griffon death and giggle mightily as they plumment (in pieces) to splatter all over Yarpsnarl Central. Then (at this point, chuckling mightily, even hysterically) i would gleefully run down and harvest Unfortunate Flyer Piece and Griffon Splatter, to cash in for an even BIGGER flaming arrow of griffon death!Then, one glorious day, many millions of airmiles into the future when EverQuest4 coercers are getting shafted, i will claim the big enchilada, The <b>Bigbottomed Carpet Bomb of Mayhem</b>. And this monster i will take to Nek Forest, and i will flyeth down that river and carpet bomb the sweet bejezuz out of every little Nek Feeder fish in the zone. And I will lift my head to the heavens and the mirth will trickle forth. And later, when i land my glorious griffon steed with its arrow resistant shiny armour at the docks (GU 6234 made them steerable) a crowd will gather and a slow applause will start and grow to a thunderous acclamation of my wondrous achievement. From then forth I will be known as The Nek Feeder Exterminator. I will be voted Mayor of Qeynos (GU 456) and I immediately commission the building of a Griffon Tower at the Thundering Steppes docks, a Clockwork Submarine Facility for fast and easy underwater travel and of course, a lift for all those Mad'Jul towers. With 1 silver from every broker sale going to the mayors office i will fund an in game Plat Farmer Anti Bot SWAT team with extraordinary powers and cool hats.But, in the end, when i look back on my full EQ life, I will take immeasurable joy at being the one who saved future EQers from those frikken Nek Feeders.</span> </span>