Bristlebane Returns

[Delow]

<span class="postbody">From Test server update notes:<b>Bristlebane Returns</b>Do you consider yourself a practitioner of pranks, a student of the silly, or even a fan of the funny? Does the idea of pulling a practical joke over on someone sound like your idea of a good time? If so, you might make an excellent follower of Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane, the Grand Prankster. Recently scores of puckish jesters, fanciful bards and quick-witted thieves have all been spreading rumors about the imminent return of their favorite Sire of Shenanigans. If Bristlebane has truly arrived and resumed his place aside the other gods who have also returned to Norrath, why has he waited until now? What sort of mischievous plans does the Royal Trickster have in store for his faithful followers? What about the other gods who have yet to reveal themselves since their departure? The answers to these questions are undoubtedly wrapped within a riddle only Bristlebane himself can solve.Those interested in devoting themselves to the Master of Mischief should speak with Tobel Patadash, the self-declared Prophet of Bristlebane at the docks of The Enchanted Lands. Be advised, however, that the Gigglegibber Goblins have their own nonsensical opinion of who they believe the real Prophet of Bristlebane is as well!So who else might change their deity with the news of Bristlebane's return? <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></span>

[greenmantle]

<cite>Odeius@Guk wrote:</cite><blockquote><span class="postbody">So who else might change their deity with the news of Bristlebane's return? <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />" width="15" height="15" /></span></blockquote><p>Seems perfect for a dirge</p>

[Antas22]

I'll be switching my Swash as soon as it goes live. The way I see it, there's only two deities I can stand in Norrath. Rallos Zek, and Bristlebane. Since I can't do anymore Zek quests now that I've betrayed, it's time to get mischievous.<img src="/eq2/images/smilies/908627bbe5e9f6a080977db8c365caff.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /> Really don't care about the bonuses or whatnot, each deity gets a few good miracles and blessings, and the cloaks and pets aren't something that will make or break a character.

[Cocytus]

I'm with Marr atm, been waiting for Bristlebane forever. 99% guaranteed I'll be switching ASAP as it goes live, but first I'm going to scope everything out on the test server.

[Rueny]

I'm so changing. Brell sucks.

[Oxie]

I'm hoping Bristlebane's cloak, blessings, and prayers are on par with the Zek ones. Time to burn down all the stored blessings and prayers on my Marr altar. The Bristlebane altar better have a court jester's cap somewhere on it!

[Zaci]

I want to, but marrs absorb 10 attacks own soooooo much face when your pvping against a clothy with manashield<img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> Only time its useful tho, any melee attacks burn it to fast to be worth anything<img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Knomi]

<cite>Odeius@Guk wrote:</cite><blockquote><span class="postbody">So who else might change their deity with the news of Bristlebane's return? <img src="/eq2/images/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY<img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />" width="15" height="15" /></span></blockquote>Mild invasion of your scoutly privacy.  I'm a wizard and will be moving to Bristlebane upon impact.  RP FTW!

[Chanaluss]

meh, my swash is too serious to be bristlebane. definately tribunal with RoK tho.

[Sonnyjim_Grumblestump]

No brainer. I don't care if Bristlebane's cloak summons chickens. I've been waiting far too long. <span style="font-size: xx-small;">(actually, chickens would be kinda cool.)</span>

[defect9]

<cite>Sonnyjim@Permafrost wrote:</cite><blockquote>No brainer. I don't care if Bristlebane's cloak summons chickens. I've been waiting far too long. <span style="font-size: xx-small;">(actually, chickens would be kinda cool.)</span></blockquote><p>MEATBEAST!!  Cowmonster!</p><p>bristlebane's cloak is perhaps the coolest effing one ever</p><p><a href="http://eq2.wikia.com/wiki/Cloak_of_Mischief" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://eq2.wikia.com/wiki/Cloak_of_Mischief</a></p>

[Bloodfa]

That cloak just sold me.

[Diadem1]

<cite>defect9 wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite></cite>MEATBEAST!!  Cowmonster!<p>bristlebane's cloak is perhaps the coolest effing one ever</p><p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://eq2.wikia.com/wiki/Cloak_of_Mischief" target="_blank">http://eq2.wikia.com/wiki/Cloak_of_Mischief</a></p></blockquote>Is this wiki for real?  Seems too good to be true (all of Bristlebane, not just the cloak)

[Antas22]

He does, indeed look awesome. Not only is the cloak great, the miracles and blessings are quite nice, too. And a cow walking around on his hind legs? There's just no beating that. Repent, or get Prank'd, non-believers!

[Cocytus]

Bristlebane <span style="font-size: xx-large;color: #ff0000;"><b><u>FTW.</u></b></span>

[Sabatini]

<p>Bristlebane at last! Came back from my vacation just for his return. And that was before I even saw the miracle that drops Anvils...<img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" /></p>

[Luk]

I picked up Bristlebane's Ordained Alter from Mayong onthe weekend, every happy indead

[Ookami-san]

Was does the ordained offer give you that the others don't?

[Cocytus]

<p>Sacrifices sell for more, miracles and blessings cost lest...and most importantly....</p><p>It looks better.</p>