The Freeport Society for the betterment of Evil (A round robin) [Archive]

niko_teen

08-08-2007, 02:46 PM

Let me start this by staying this is a round robin with no set order. Everyone to include the authors, lurkers or first time posters is welcome to add their piece. Every now and again I find myself in a situation where I need to just write something silly that has no rhyme or reason. Since we had a couple of interesting go a rounds on the general horseplay thread I think it would be interesting to make a story out of it. Yes yes, Gia this was originally your concept and I suggested that you should finish your tale before starting something new BUT... I changed my mind.So that setting <and this is subject to change as things progress>: Ekuthh (dark elf necro/wiz/, Niko & his sadistic Muse (woodelf from qeynos Ranger), Tainda (Fae Zerker), Baak (I think he's a kerran? Swashy<Turns out he's a DE brigand><img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />, the good evil queen (DE but so omnipotent that she's beyond having a class to hold back her powers), Valk (half human half Gnome tinkerer) and a spattering of others all are gathered within the Freeport Society for the betterment of Evil.Niko is struggling over his next manuscript at his writing desk. While his hand streams across the parchment writing out the next scene his muse lashes out cracking her whip across his back each time he crumbles up a piece of parchment finding it not worthy.Near to Tea but far enough away as not to distract him Tainda and Baak wrestle across the floor. Gouging, biting and pushing one another in an attempt to win the basket full of fresh muffins that Zoffie had dropped off earlier. Their arguing and rough housing carrying through most of the fortress that is the Freeport Society for the betterment of Evil.In another room away from the ensuing chaos Ekutth is in the middle of a dissection of a Euridite that was unlucky enough to catch his eye. Wanting to find more inspiration for his up and coming post he seeks to gain insight as to how they function in the biomechanical aspects. The Good Evil Queen lounges in her chair getting a foot rub from one of Niko's animated servants (Hey a skeleton being all bones is really good at working out the knots and can massage for hours without growing tired).Deep within the bowels of fortress Valk continues her search for the miniature clockwork that contains her yet to be released manuscripts. The basement being the only place in the society that she's given free reign to create her munitions.

niko_teen

08-08-2007, 03:05 PM

<cite>Tainda wrote:</cite><blockquote>*sigh* Come here so I can pinch you and wake you up!</blockquote>Not paying attention to exactly what Tainda was saying Tea stands up and walks over to her side."Huh?," He mumbles only half awake, still exhausted from moving from his thee rooms house to a new three room house ove rhte weekend.

Bithnar

08-08-2007, 03:32 PM

"KERRAN?!? SWASH!?!" Says a disgruntled Darkelf Brigand."I wasn't after the muffins. That winged terror you call a Fae Zerker dropped one of those accursed snowballs down my back and I was trying to give 'er what for." Says Baak as he sticks his dagger into the table top with a solid *thunk*

niko_teen

08-08-2007, 03:37 PM

Niko slips his glasses back on."Oh yeah you're right. hmmm i must have gotten confused some where along the line."Feeling a set of little teeth dig into his ankle Niko violently shakes his foot back and forth trying to dislodge the plate armored fae off of his ankle.

Tain

08-08-2007, 06:11 PM

Tainda hangs on and uses her axes to get a better grip.

niko_teen

08-08-2007, 06:22 PM

"Dang it those things are sharp," Niko howels as he grabs Tainda by the wings to eventually get her off of him. The still holding her by the wings tosses her to the side."How in the heck can those little things be such a nussiance?," Niko asks Baak as the DE just shrugs with a 'I told you so' look across his face."Fricking evil wome...." Stopping in mid sentence Niko glances around the room to find all fo the BEAUTYs fixating their eyes on him. "uhhhhhhhhh."

Ekuthh

08-08-2007, 07:02 PM

/ooc Ekuthh: A High Elf, Wiz/Alchemist. Don't confuse the chronicler of the tale with the (Anti) Hero. And as a certain lurker of mine who inhabits Befallen knows, Ekuth does actually exist in game. Betcha didn't know that, did you?The Good Evil Queen: Also a High Elf. Remember, Evil comes in beautiful packages at times.../ooc offNumerous thumps are heard, accompanied by the chatter of angry feminine voices. Finally, a larger thump is heard, as though a body has fallen to the floor.Pausing for a moment in his studies, Ekuth holds up a blood drenched scalpel and shakes his head at the noises coming from the upper floor of the Society.He never learns, that one.Turning to the cooling corpse before him, he resumes his studies.Now where did I put that clamp?

Rodahn

08-08-2007, 08:24 PM

EDIT: My bad, continue with story as per normal <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

Ekuthh

08-09-2007, 12:35 AM

/oocNooooot to step on anyone's toes, but I thought the idea here was to write the actions of our own characters, not actions of others? <img src="/smilies/0320a00cb4bb5629ab9fc2bc1fcc4e9e.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

Rodahn

08-09-2007, 01:36 AM

Hmmm didn't see any actual rules set out anywhere, so thought it was round robin where you are given a set of characters then you basically feed off the poster before you for plot developments. Didn't know you had to write about your own character. Sorry! <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

Ekuthh

08-09-2007, 08:55 AM

No harm done. <img src="/smilies/b2eb59423fbf5fa39342041237025880.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

niko_teen

08-09-2007, 09:03 AM

/ooc putting lude actions/comments and writting off anyone's elses characters. feel free to have at it. Bring in another or pick on Tea it's all good. I'd just hold off a bit on the use of hte good evil gueen and such mastique characters until you get a feel for them kk/ooc offAfter a few moments at the bottom of the dog pile Niko manages to grab Baak's leg and pull a switcheroo. With Baak safely (?) switching places with him Niko makes a quick escape down the nearest flight of stairs.

Bithnar

08-09-2007, 09:11 AM

Feeling a hand on his ankle as he was sitting in a chair enjoying the mad dogpile on Tea, Baak suddenly find himself at the bottom of a pile of beautiful ladies. At first he struggles to break free of their grap but then reality dawns on him . . . I AM AT THE BOTTOM OF A PILE OF BEAUTIFUL LADIES . . . And he makes the best of a not so bad after all situation and begins to wrastle (Yes wrastle, wrestling if for the arena, wrastling is for fun) with the ladies.

kyrr

08-09-2007, 09:12 AM

/ooc Oh I wanna try!!! I'll use me eeeeeeevil fae dirge extrodinaire - Keala Oppari. (That last name ties in w/her dirgeyness hehe <img src="/smilies/908627bbe5e9f6a080977db8c365caff.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />&nbsp<img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />. /ooc offHaving heard of the Society as it is called by most everyone in Freeport (well those that want to stay alive anyway) Keala is curious. She should know better thant to be curious by now, but it is innate and so she goes with it. She takes the muffins and wine sent to her by her Kerran friend, who happens to be an excellent cook, and stealths herself. The treats are in case anyone can see through her spell (bribes often work better than discretion around here).She moves quietly through the rooms, noting the different people and races wondering just how, exactly, do they plan to better evil. She hasn't seen anything to make her believe this is anymore than a clubhouse for overgrown children. That one dissecting the Erudite seems to be the most serious about it (know your enemy and all that). She begins to wonder why all the fuss about being careful when talking about this place and the group. She sees nothing to substantiate it's reputation.Until she reaches the final room. In here she finds the most horrific and gut wrenching scene ever to be witnessed. Forgetting about being careful she drops her stealth shielding and flees as fast as her wings can take her only to bump right into one rather grumpy ranger. Her eyes wide with terror she begins to stammer." T T T Troll...... T T T Tutu....."

niko_teen

08-09-2007, 09:37 AM

"Ahh yes you must have been down to valk's labratory," Niko mumbes between bites of muffins and cookies from the basket that had so how ended up in his hand. "Thats a place so evil I'd never step foot down there unless....""Unless what," The fae dirge questioned."Unless i was really hungry and i know that she had some tasty food," Niko mumbles scratching his as he ponders other reasons why he'd go down there. "Or maybe it if i just really wanted to see what valk was working on.""You really don't make much sense do you?," the sharp eyed fae noted as she quickly pulled away from Niko."Or maybe if she asked me to come down. Yeah if she asked I'd go down in the case as well."Senseing that the ranger was about to be mauled by something or someone Keala caught sight of another small fae standing at the top of the stairs with a 500lb (total) rosewood strongbox filled with bricks."Or is Ekuthh or hte Good evil queen wanted me to go down there. Yeah most definately because well ekuthh always has a good reason and hte good evil queen gets what she wants, that's jsut how it is."At the top of the stairs Tainda leans back pulling her arms as far back as they'll go to add extra force to her throw."Or if i got lost while wandering around. I tend to do that from time to tom so if i was lost i might end up going down there.""YOU PROMISED ME A POST ON RISE OF THE DARKHANDED!!," Tainda shouts from the top of hte stairs a moment before slinging the box at Niko."Huh?" was all the Niko mutter before the box filled with bricks smashed into the side of his head plowing his over and raining bricks all over the area.Panting at the top of the stairs Tainda quirked a brow as she caught sight of the other fae."How is that even possiable," Niko mumbled witht he whole side of his face swollen from teh impact and blood leaking from his nose. "I mean she weights like 15 poudns how can she lift that much let along throw it""Ignore him," Tainda sugested as she beaconed Keala to follow her. "But be carefull not to let his stare at you bottom. He's a perverted old ranger too."From halfway burried beneath the pile of bricks and the remains of the strongbox Niko's eyes glisen as he watches the new fae girl go up the stairs toward Tainda. Fae girl bottoms were still girl bottoms after all.

kyrr

08-09-2007, 10:28 AM

"Well almost all the men in Freeport sport some sort of Fae fetish or another. I don't understand it myself, but I've learned how to deal with it. Luckily I have an excellent tailor so my cape here covers most of my bum. But just in case..." Keala tossed a daze spell over her shoulder at the offending ranger. She heard a muffled groan and smiled. "My name's Keala. Nice to meet you Tainda. I came here looking to see exactly what this society is about. I'm all for evil y'know. Hate all that goody mushy happy feely stuff. Bleh! So any chance I can get to spread evil I take it! For instance, those muffins and such your friend over there just stuffed in his face." Tainda's face showed eager expectation at the thought that the ranger's gluttony might cause him some trouble. "Yes??" "Well, my friend sent 'em to me. She put in some sort of potion given to her by an alchemist. She said that it'll, how'd she put it?, oh put a man out of your misery for some time. " *whispers* "He'll be looking for the little ranger's room in the next few minutes" Both fae erupted in laughter.

Tain

08-09-2007, 10:37 AM

Oh that's excellent! I think it's time to go put some bear grease on the privy seat!*Tainda bounces away happily thinking of Tea being in misery*

kyrr

08-09-2007, 10:55 AM

/ooc by the way here's the fae dirge in question (yeah i played with photoshop <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif" border="0"> ).<img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m191/Bluberry_Cixia/keala1.jpg" border="0">

niko_teen

08-09-2007, 01:19 PM

After being COTHed (Call of the hated/[Removed for Content]/honored i don't think hero really fits Niko) to his desk to make the final preperations needed to finish his latest chapter for hte Dark Handed Niko felt a gurgle in his stomach.The two mischievous fae peer around the door frame to see what will happen to Niko. The most holy of all rules within the society was not to disturb the authors. Even though no writing punishment had been established as to what would happen to anyone disturbing the authors at the same time none misjudged what that good evil queen would do to anyone who broke this most sacred rule. Though rules like that commandment to not leave the toilet seat up was follow by most. Niko would receive a pair of electrical eels down his pants at least one a week to remind him. And with punishments like branding for smoking in the tapestry, said electric eels and crucifixion for not rising off the dinner plates before placing them into the sink, no one really wanted to find out first what exactly what the punishment was for disturbing someone's writings.So the two fae girls were left to giggle in anticipation as a loud gurgling and some other not-so-happy digestive sounds came from Niko. As Niko sat a little straighter in obvious discomfort it was all that the two of them could do to not fall over. Their side hurt so much for laughing already it was all too much and the facial gestures that he was making were worth their weight in gold.Yet for all the planning that Kaela had put into making her special muffins. She had missed one important detail. Niko having been a grunt militia soldier for the majority of his adult life had a stomach and digestive track of steel. Your insides have to become strong when you're eating meals that were sealed in a can a few decades before you open to eat them.As the two fae Girls leaned in with eyes wide to see what was going to happen. They notice Niko shifting to the side to lift a cheek."Ut oh," was all Tainda had a chance to mutter before the noxious cone attack was launched.Like blast from one of valk's steam cannons the noxious cone of incapacitating stench flew away from Niko's hind end striking both of the Fae. Enveloped in lingering green haze Niko had a contented smile across his face."Ahhh, I feel much better now," Niko said as he jumped atop his desk holding his latest chapter for Rise of the Dark Handed and shouting at the top of his lungs. "IT IS DONE!!!!"Only the dull sound of crickets in the background answered his call."Eh why you two passed out?" Niko asked the nearly unconscious fae poking each of them with a stick.

valkry

08-09-2007, 02:59 PM

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>So that setting <and this is subject to change as things progress>: Ekuthh (dark elf necro/wiz/, Niko & his sadistic Muse (woodelf from qeynos Ranger), Tainda (Fae Zerker), Baak (I think he's a kerran? Swashy<Turns out he's a DE brigand><img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />, the good evil queen (DE but so omnipotent that she's beyond having a class to hold back her powers), Valk (half human half Gnome tinkerer) and a spattering of others all are gathered within the Freeport Society for the betterment of Evil.Deep within the bowels of fortress Valk continues her search for the miniature clockwork that contains her yet to be released manuscripts. The basement being the only place in the society that she's given free reign to create her munitions.</blockquote> /OOC For the record that would be 1/12th Human, 1/6th Gnome, 7/12th Elvish (of assorted flavors), 1/6 Dwarven and 1/6 Fae. Yes I realize that is 14/12ths, but I am having an unresolved alternate reality issue.Va(a)lk is a technician, not a tinker. While she could be an Gnomish engineer... the Dwarven precision and the High Elf logic have reduced the ratio of unintended results of her 'projects' to a mere 7.2395%, making her inelligible for 'engineer' status./ooc off "Mr. Niko?" a small girlish voice inquires from the doorway.Niko looks up from his writting to see a female Troll, in a 'Good Evil Princess' (trademark registered brand) bright pink tutu, clutching a fae-purple 'My Little Spirit Steed' plushie in her clawed hands. "Mama said not to bother anyone who was writting, but I'm hungry and no big person is in the kitchen.""It's all right, SKGnome, we won't tell your Mom. I could use a a refill of my Fayberry Dew anyway. Just wondering, does your Mama know you were playing with the petrified eyes?""No, I've only played with these funny rocks I found," holding out a solidified eyeball. "Ooo!!!! Mr. Niko...what are those?" The polymorphed gnomeling runs to the two passed-out Fae. "Are these your dollys? Could I play w/ them for a bit? PLLLLEEEEEaaassse?!?"With an evil twinkle in his eye, "That sounds like a good idea. Now lets get you some muffins and get you back to the lab before your Mom notices."

Tain

08-09-2007, 03:03 PM

Tainda opens her eyes just enough to see that she is now wearing a diaper and is tacked to a stuffed horse of some kind.She manages to mumble a few confused curse words before she passes out again.

niko_teen

08-09-2007, 04:50 PM

After securing Tainda to SKgnome's 'My Little Spirit Steed' with a few thumb tacks he led her into the kitchen. Then after his third attempt was able to place the troll up on the counter so that she could swing her legs back and forth while he got her a snack.Judging himself none to bright enough to figure that the SKgnome's weight would be increased to that of a troll he rubbed his back with one hand while using the other to rifle though a few of cabinets.Once all of the SKgnome's pockets were filled with single service sized juice pouches, muffins, chocolate, fudge, cookies and anything else that looks sweet that he could get his hands on he took her by the hand to lead her back down to the laboratory."Now remember so be quiet and it was alright Nr. Niko wasn't actually writing. I had already finished writing, so now Mr. Niko is just waiting for his ego to get stroked a little before he writes more."Unable to stop himself Niko cracked a grin as the SKgnome in troll form patted him on the head causing a few lacerations with the oversized claws."Alrighty now go play with Mr. Niko's dollies because Mr niko needs to go drop some kiddies off at the pool.""Ohhh the pool!," the SKgnome grinned from ear to ear."Errr... not that kind of pool. But if you're a good girl and find momma's lost thumb sized clockwork Mr Niko will take you to a fun pool."Even though her troll grin had faded a little once she realized that Mr Niko would not be taking her to a pool with the other kiddies she still smiled. All she had to do was mind momma's lost thumb sized clockwork then she could go to a fun pool."Remember to give it to mr. Niko and not momma though. Mr Niko needs an advanced copy of the documents on the thumb clockwork.""Okay!," she responded even though he face contorted questioning why the documents should go the MR Niko and not momma first and also as to exactly what documents where. But that any documents might be brightly colored paper that she could cut up and stick to one another with glue

kyrr

08-09-2007, 05:04 PM

Keala chuckled to herself as the potion finally took effect. That ranger thought the poison attack had subdued her but she was immune to such things. She merely used a useful little trinket a gnome friend had handed her that would make it appear to all others that she was incapacitated. Now with the ranger out of the picture all she had to do was grab a hold of Tainda and she could evacuate them out of the clutches of this wanna be troll. Except she'd never bothered to learn how to cancel the machine's effect. Drat. Maybe the gnome-troll child wouldn't be too rough. She could hope couldn't she?

valkry

08-10-2007, 11:47 AM

The two fae slowly drifted up the stairs."I'm so stuffed, I'm almost going to have to walk. I really thought we were done for when she took us into the catacombs.""Don't let Niko mislead you. Valk and her kids really aren't 'Evil,' but well they are just 'so wrong' we figured we couldn't let that creative chaos be used by the Qeynosians. That's not to say, don't be VERY CAREFUL around them, but you just never know what can happen if you visit the lab.""These really are wonderful dresses, she won't get in trouble for letting us keep them?""No, SKGnome's gonna be fine. Valk mostly just tries to keep them from tearing up the Society, and anything else she manages as a parent is just gravy. That and she does try to teach the gnomelings good manners and how to share... which has benefits.""It really was one of the nicer tea parties I've ever been to. I can't believe Niko thought he could sugar up the newbie then let her abuse us... then she lets us take a nap in those comfy doll beds, gives us 'princess dresses' to wear and feeds us the food that Niko gave her. I'm just glad the polymoph wore off right away... she really was rather disturbing as a Troll.""See, not really 'evil,' but so scary in their own sweet caring way...." Both Fae shudder at the thought.

AvalonSpirit

08-10-2007, 03:05 PM

/ooc Gianavur - qeynosian woodelf fury/carpenter/tinkerer. anyone who wants feel free to use her in their writings, several peeps should have a feel for her by now. /ooc off Sighing at finally reaching the door to her destination, Gian starts shifting the weight she's carrying to ease the ache of her tired feet and leg muscles. Grimacing at remember what she had to do to those guards to get back into this darned dark dismal city, she shakes off the road dust and pushes the door open. Stepping just inside the door, she glances around and sees no one and quickly dodges up to her set of rooms. Closing the door behind her, she slumps in relief at not being seen. Her plans are going well. Droping all her bags and boxes at the foot of her bed, she proceeds to upack everything. I gotta hurry, those peeps always seem to know when im around. After stopping to ponder a moment at the huge pile of all her new toys, Gian sets to work. The first item she places of course is the large hearth she just made to prop against the door to prevent anyone from barging in until shes ready, just in case someone realizes shes here. The chill air quickly receeds after installing her new furnace and stove, and she immediatly sets up a tin of muffins and pan of bread to cook up while she works. The realizing the amount of time shes spent on these few tasks, she quickly calls up her innate powers of the cheetah. Any observer would only see her bouncing around the room in a blur at this point, but within a few moments the set of rooms are quickly adorned in various plants of rather exotic varieties that Gian had only recently discovered. Now to brighten up this dark place. Digging out her new lanterns, Gian starts placing them around the room in strategic places to give just the right effect. Tearing down old sconces she starts throwing them away, then stops to ponder one of them. A beloved carbonite variety, one of her favorites. Tinkering training kicks in and she sees the thing in a new light. Quickly she heads to her bench, and several loud bangs can be heard as the carbonite sconces is now fused with one of the new lanterns. Hanging the sconce upside down on the wall, the lantern dangles just right. Smiling at the now well lit room, she pulls the hearth from the doorplace and places it in its new home in the corner. Growing tired at this point, she stops only long enough to gently stretch her back before tossing out some new rugs. Rearranging the chairs a bit, she sets herself a nice seated area near the newly installed hearth next to the window. Finally she unwraps her new chalices, her favorite of the new treasures, and pours herself a nice wine and goes to relax next to the window. Stretching and sighing in contentment, she settles down, and smirkes at the ruckus coming from the downstairs hallway. Somethings never change.

niko_teen

08-10-2007, 04:00 PM

"My ranger sense is tingling," Niko announced from behind his blue and red mask is reflective eye pieces. "Gia is here!"Without a moment's pause the ouerly lound sound of a galloping steed outside is hear along witht he comical sound sof it screeching to a hault outside. Shortly there after someone bangs loudly on the ouside of the door.After pulling off his mask Niko opens the door to greet a snobby gnome with over sized bifocals."I'm here to make you aware that you are being sued for copyright infringement," the gnome announced as he shoved a letter into Niko's face."What?," was all teh Niko could stammer as he thumbed through the stack of papers."We at the Sony Entertainment group take it seriously when a copyright of ours is used without special permission.""Well you got here fast enough," Niko muttered as he signed the paper noting that he had recieved the summons."We at the sony entertainment group pride our selves upon the speed at which we sue people like yourself.""hmmmmm," Niko pondered. "Any chance you could use that speed to fix the broken quests and bugs still in the game.""Not my department," the gnome responded as he took back the recipt from Niko. "Now in the future please do not use trademarks of the Sony Entertainment group without express permission bring granted first.""Stupid buricrats," Niko mumbles as he shut the door."ohh i have an idea," Niko announced to no one inpeticular as he raced over to get his black paint.Then after painting his mask Black put it back on his head and retook his valient pose."MY Ranger sense is tingling... Gia is here."Without a pause yet again there was hte sound of galloping hoofs screeching to a hault outside and another fist banging on the door."Mr Niko," the same gnome adressed him. "The black spiderman hood, otherwise known as Venom, is also a trandmark of the Sony Entertainment group. here if you second notice that you are being sued.""THAT IS TOTAL BS," Niko shouted then started signing all of the forms again. "I haven't even had a chance to see that movie yet.""Yes Mr Niko but not knowing any better is not our responsiblity."Slouching forward Niko shut the door and walked back over to retake his pose in a rather defeated slouching mannor."My ranger sense is....." Niko starts before he is interrupted by the sound of galloping hoofs scheeching to a hault."So on a @#$@#$!@#!," Niok shouts as he unsheaths his sword.Then at the same moment he jerked the door open Niko cleaved the gnome in twain. "Gunna make my gwarshy poo some Gnome soup," He hummed as he dragged the two halves of the gnome to the kitchen.

Tain

08-10-2007, 04:20 PM

Tainda walks into the entryway and sees a blood trail leading to the kitchen."Hmmm, either a door to door salesman or sony rep again..."Tainda flits to the kitchen door and peeks her head in "If you don't clean that up I'm telling Valk!"

AvalonSpirit

08-10-2007, 06:43 PM

No sooner did the words leave Tainda's mouth, then Gianavur's clockwork whirlygig worker comes zipping downstairs. Mechanical arms abuzz with movement, the lil robot zips around immediately working on the blood trail, starting at the door and working its way toward the kitchen. And Tainda stares, as the clicks, beeps, and bzzts sounds utter forth from the busy robot....

niko_teen

08-10-2007, 07:15 PM

"Careful Tainda that think might think you're jsut and extr large moth and squish ya," Niko mutters as he adds some veggies to the gnome stew

Sha

08-10-2007, 11:01 PM

/ooc Shado, DE Fury/carpenter, I saw you guys all having fun and I wanted to play! /end ooc A well dressed but nervous-looking dark elven girl stands outside The Freeport Society's door, her arms full from holding several boxes of chocolate and cases of Mountain Dew. Working around her bulky load, she waddles up to the huge door in front of her. Pausing to take a deep breath to quench her anxiety, Shado then painfully inches closer and uses her elbow to push the doorbell.

niko_teen

08-10-2007, 11:56 PM

Instinctively Niko raised his nose and sniffed the air. Was that hte slight scent of cans of dew."IT IS!!!," Niko shouted as he spun and charged the door blowing over the cleaning bot and accidently kicking tainda out to the side as he went along.Not even allowing the door to open all of the way Niko jerks it so hard the door, hinges and all come flying out of the door way and quickly gets tossed over his shoulder the crash and skid through the foyer."DEW!!!," Niko shouts at the top of his lungs as he seizes a case of the golden amber liquid of life, subsequently knocking hte DE over at the same time.Like a ravinous beast he tears teh case apart until he gets a can in hand. Then not even bothering to open the can he bite the side out of the can and gizzles the liquid."Ahhh that was good," Niko says with a gin as he knelt at the terrified DE's side sweeping her hand up into his. "I think I'm in love with you.""Whaaaaat," Shado stammered utterly terrified as she stared wide eyed up at the moster that had bawled her over and now claimed to be in love with her.Out of no where a 2x4 length came out and smacked Tea on teh top of head knocking his out cold."I'm sorry about him," Arienh said as she held a hand out to help shado back to her feet. "He gets liek that sometimes."

Sha

08-11-2007, 12:16 AM

Shado takes the hand and offers a weak smile of gratitude as she dusts herself off. "Thanks Arienh. Maybe now with his sugar hit he'll get writing... though the mountain dew was meant for his muse..." she says with a sigh. "Maybe we should move him out of the door way.. ?" gesturing towards Niko's slumped body.

kyrr

08-11-2007, 09:04 AM

Just then Keala appeared between the two. Having watched the whole exchange she'd formulated a plan. "I have a better idea." Quickly explaining in whispers all three conspirators agree and set to work. Within minutes their task is accomplished and they retire inside the imposing edifice.Meanwhile outside passersby get a good chuckle at the ranger's expense.Trussed up on one of the pillars supporting the building's facade Niko had been dressed and painted like a Beggar's Court working woman. However they'd added a few extra touches. A sign detailing his propensity for Dew theivery and Fae love as well as a sparkly tutu and old bent halo (they'd had to borrow that from SKgnome but she hadn't minded).Luckily the trio had had the foresight to repair and then securely bolt the door as well as reinforcing it with gnomish devices and various spells. Hopefully it would take some time for the ranger to wake, realize the situation and try to come after them. Then again he'd have to figure out exactly whom was responsible first.<img src="/smilies/908627bbe5e9f6a080977db8c365caff.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

Amethest

08-11-2007, 05:15 PM

ooc...amethest...dk sk...I am horrible at writing but will give it a try.... amethest astride her somewhat unfaithful mount,rides through town on her way to the society. Her tummy rumbles as she thinks of the home cooked meal and hot bath she will have upon arrival. As she approaches her destination she sees a strange sight...tea strung up in a tutu and a bent halo and is that makeup? Riding up closer to tea she greets him with a ,"hey tea nice tutu. See ya back at the society." Amethest rides away laughing so hard her ribs hurt, wondering who he ticked off this time and admiring their creativity. Maybe if I am lucky I can catch sight of ekuth hee hee. I am his most faithful stalker after all. Handing her mount of to a stable boy she tries to open the door .. hmmmmm she rings the doorbell , sees an eye peek thru the slot ,and after much ado of bolts and chains and whirring gnomish devices the door is opened and amethest inhales the aromas of her home away from home . Smiling she heads upstairs for a nap..

Ekuthh

08-11-2007, 05:17 PM

Throwing down his impliments in frustration, Ekuth strides to the chamber door and yanks it open.Unfortunately, this only serves to heighten the volume of noise coming from the floor above. Raising his voice and adding just the right tinge of "daddy voice", he yells in fury up the stairway."SOME of us are trying to work down here!"He leans against the doorframe in frustration as the tumult upstairs increases in volume. Tea's voice cuts like a razor through the din:"DEW!!!"Oh Gods Below, not again. We just got the walls cleaned after the last episode...Realizing that the situation calls for a more personal touch, the blood-spattered Koad'dal begins to climb the stairs. Stopping momentarily at the door leading to his wife's sitting room, he pokes his head in and addresses her."Darling..."The Good Evil Queen shifts languidly in her armchair as a rather pathetic looking skeleton massages her feet."Hmmmm?""The children are at it again. And I think there are more of them now.""And?"Ekuth gestures helplessly."I cannot concentrate on my reasearch, which is critical to the next chapter of my chronicle.""And you expect me to do what, exactly?"Ekuth looked slightly annoyed and opened his mouth to reply. Seeing the look on the Queen's face, he thinks better of it and removes his head from the doorway."Nevermind..."He proceeds up into the upper halls, grumbling his irritation to the uncaring stone walls."...not my idea to allow them to move in to begin with... why I ever left Faydark to begin with is beyond me..."

Rosepetals

08-12-2007, 10:52 AM

Rose walks through the city carfully watching the guards as they pass. She breaths an inward sigh of relief. The illusion seems to be working. For the time being she is safe. She consults her map, 2 more blocks and she will be at the society. Rosepetals hasn't been to this part of Freeport before, it's acually quite lovely if you can get past the lack of light and smell from the street trolls.Glancing up from her map she stopps in her tracks. She see's a figure in a pink tutu fastened to a pillar just outside of her intended location. Trying not to draw attention to herself, she pretends to be studying the map. Again as she peers around looking for guards. Could this be how the locals punish thieves? Not seeing any guards set up she slowly starts toward the address of the society.The corners of her mouth starts to curl upward as she gets closer and the figure becomes clearer. She recognises the person strapped to the pillar. It's not a "working woman" as she had originally thought but her old friend Niko dressed in that tutu and painted like a common street walker.Fighting the fit of giggles threatening to erupt she stands looking at the pittiful sight. "And just who did you [Removed for Content] off this time Niko?" At once Niko recognises the voice. "Rose?!" he says in a loud wisper, still not sure it is his old friend under the illusion. "Yes it's me." No longer able to contain her laughter she is unable to speak for a time as tears roll down her face.Niko just stares at her blankly, his irratation with her amusment of his situation evadent. "you done yet?" he asks as her laughing subsides some. Through fits of giggles she wipes her eyes. "yes, yes. I'm so sorry. Pink really is your color you know" "Ya, right" he snears through a sarcastic smile. "Would you untie me already woman!"Another fit of laughter hits her as she starts to untie Niko. "i have no idea what it is you did to have this done to you but i can't wait to hear the story!"

Tain

08-13-2007, 10:53 AM

Tainda casually peers out of the window as she sips a can of dew.She sees a female talking to Niko and notices that she is untying him."You three better hide!!! Someone is letting Niko out and he's coming this way!!"

niko_teen

08-13-2007, 12:46 PM

(ooc note: BEAUTY = Brutal Eager Agression Ultimately directed against Teaeran Yikes. Basicly anyone whom is a fan of my stories in addition to anyelse who has fun picking on me =). It's all in good fun and i have a tendancy to leave myself open for stuff.Also <since i like acrynoms> RoDH = Rise of the Dark Handed /ooc off)After hugging rose and cupping her hind end with his hand, which earned him a slap across the face, Niko Heads back to the society. it had been his plan to lay low for a couple of days but he found himself in a situation where he could check in from time to time.So after changing his clothes into something more apropriate, giving SKgnome back her tutu and washing his face he set ready to get back to the writting room. Well he didn't wash his face completely. The BEAUTYs had done a wonderful job with his makeup that he felt it a waste to waqsh off the obscene about of blue eye shadwo that had been caked on him.Taking a seat at his writting desk, after letting his muse out of the closet he kept her locked in, Niko picked up his quill. He still wasn't sure yet if he wanted to write about the shattering or more on RoDH. All he knew was that one of them needed to be worked on.Yet before he could get started he had one last thing to do... And it required him leaving the safety of the writting room.

kyrr

08-13-2007, 01:02 PM

Keala makes her way quietly past the Good Evil Queen, careful not to disturb her foot massage. Making her way to the room where Ekkuth is working she timidly knocks on the door."Pardon me Master Ekkuth. I was wondering if I might be of assistance? Racial anatomy is an interest of mine. I'd be happy to do any small tasks you might require."She glances over her shoulder as she hears Niko walking around the house."I won't ask any questions. I promise."

valkry

08-13-2007, 01:56 PM

Minutes earlier... the gore splattered Koada' Dal stepped back into his doorway to avoid the air elemental spinning towards him at a high rate of speed. Just before it reached him, the elemental veered and smashed into the wall, disintegrating to reveal a giggling, young Halfling boy sitting on the floor...Watching the boy rise, the scientist had to resist the impulse to take the child apart... he looked like a normal Stout, except that he wasn't... well stout. Not at all, the child had a flat belly, despite an appetite that surpassed an adult Stout and nearly rivaled an Orge's. The anatomist could only hypothesize that the small bezerker could convert its food directly to energy, resulting in the abnormal speed and emaciated body-type..."MR. E-Kuuth!" "Oh, yes, ‘Zerkling. What is it?" "Mom said to give these to you." The arcanist realized he hadn't even noticed that the boy had the pronounced ears of a Ratonga, till the child pulled the large black ears off it's head and politely offered them to the adult."You're mother thinks I need these?""My ‘Ricky Ratonga' ears. We got them when we went to ‘Dizzyland,' but Mommy uses them when SKGnome and I ‘need to go outside and play.' She said you needed to put them on.To humor the child, Ekuuth placed the overpriced collectable toy on his head. A huge smile crossed his face and he started to turn back to his lab, but stopped when he felt a pat on his leg. Looking down at the Halfling, he pulled the ear away from his head and heard the boy..."Mom says this if for the Good Evil Queen. It's pretty smelling stuff to rub on her foot, so she will feel all happy and you can work.""Please give your mother my deepest thanks," but the child was already buzzing off toward the kitchen, probably to forage something to eat for himself and his sister.Slipping the Ratonga ears back in place and marveling at the silence spell, the researcher decided the toy could be quite useful, he might not even need to take steps to quite his lab experiments...

Tain

08-13-2007, 03:30 PM

Tainda flops onto the couch and pops open another dew and tries to think of something to do since everyone else is busy.

niko_teen

08-13-2007, 03:57 PM

after crumpling up another wasted piece of paper Niko throws it across the room to bouce of Tainda's head"you suck," he tells his muse as he grabs a fresh piece of parchment.

Tain

08-13-2007, 04:00 PM

After about 10 minutes of scrambling to get out from under the paper Tainda flies over to Niko's desk and bites him on the ear."BE NICE TO ME! I'M DELICATE!"

niko_teen

08-13-2007, 04:10 PM

Niko poits to the do not desturb the authors while they are writting sign. Then notices that he;s not writting by pointing at the sign."hmmmmmmmmm..."

Tain

08-13-2007, 04:19 PM

After not understanding the garbled speech that just came out of Niko's mouth, he must be drunk she thought, Tainda wanders upstairs to her room for a nice nap.

niko_teen

08-13-2007, 04:28 PM

hicups, burps and wanders upstairs into tainda's room thinking that is where he left his stash of fayberry light.

kyrr

08-13-2007, 04:32 PM

Having given up on Ekkuth Keala makes her way to the kitchen.Gathering the items she'd sought she makes her way to Niko's writing room.Quietly she sets down the bowl of chocolate covered fruit and a couple cans of Dew.She backs away keeping Niko's psychotic muse in her peripheral vision.

Tain

08-13-2007, 05:04 PM

Tainda hears her door open and jumps out of bed ready to tear an achilles.Upon seeing Niko stumbling in she realizes what's going on."Damnit Niko, your Fayberry light (tm) is at the end of the hall"

niko_teen

08-13-2007, 05:14 PM

After finding only a cranky Fae niko stumbles back down stairs.Apon seeing Keala sitting down with a bowl of chocolate covered fruit and dew he takes a seat next to her."you know when I was tied to that pool i noticed something," Niko mumbles as he popped a piece of chocolated frut into his mouth. He;d already made special care to make sure that he ate only the same types that he'd seen Cixia eat so that he wouldn't get stuck with another case of bad gass."What's that?," Keala asked doing her best to look inocent."I noticed that some of those knots could only have been tried by a fae with delicate small fingers," Niko explained as he cracked open a can of Keala 's fayberry dew."OH really," Keala stammered doing ber best to sound suprised. "Do you have any idea who?""Not exactly," Niko explained as he drained the can of dew and opened another. "But i have a couple of ideas.""Well let me know when you find out," Keala smilled. All but her smile fadded when she realised that all of the chocolate covered fruit and dew was gone and Niko was stalking back into the writting room.

Ekuthh

08-13-2007, 08:00 PM

/ooc (aimed expecially at cixia) Keep in mind that due to the nature of my work, I am without internet access for the better part of the day (until I get home). So if you direct storylines at me, please give me time to catch up and respond. Ah, how I long for the days of my office job, with unfettered internet access...

Sha

08-14-2007, 06:38 AM

Shado peeks out from under the rug she was hiding and deciding that the coast was clear sets off to find Niko again, she suspected he was in the writing room, because she heard the door slam in there. She wanted a hug. Quiet as she can be, (and thats pretty quiet) she tiptoes into the writing room. One hand holding one of the few mountain dew cans that weren't senselessly destroyed by Niko. planting herself on the side of the desk, she begins to whine. "Can i have a hug? Pleeeease? You didn't give me one before!" she huffs " AND i gave you mountain dew." she adds, staring pointedly at Niko, who hadn't moved an inch since she sat down. "No." He said, rather unfeelingly. "Why not?!" she yells, knowing full well it would have been heard and echoed through the stone hallways of the Society. "Because.... I'm grumpy." he states, as if it is an adequate answer. "Fine." and she opens the concealed mountain dew and listens with a smirk to the hiss of bubbles escaping from the can. After drinking in front of him and watching his tortured and horrified expression with gross satisfaction, she flounces out of the room, evil schemes a bubbling.

niko_teen

08-14-2007, 06:52 AM

"I don't do hugs," Niko scowls as he watches the feindish girls drink her Mt Dew infront of him. "Except in extreme circumstances."

Amethest

08-14-2007, 08:25 PM

upon waking amethest takes a much needed bath to get the adventure grime off and heads to the kitchen in search of food. Munching her owlbear sandwich and sipping her fizzlepop she wanders off to the library. peeking in through the door she sees tea scowling and throwing a wad of crumbled paper onto a pile of more crumbled papers and decides to leave him alone. Hmmm tiptoeing down the hall past the good evil queens room ame goes looking for ekuth. He always has some cool new experiment to check out. Upon entering she grabs a book off the shelf and settles in to wait for his arrival.

niko_teen

08-14-2007, 10:22 PM

After his Muse pulls one of those 'I'm not in the mood' moments Niko steps away from his writting desk. [Removed for Content] muse we ending up to just as much if not more of a pain then any other woman in his life.Deciding that he has nothing better to do Niko grabs a bucket full of ice and fawberry light to sit down and watch the trolls play stickball with haflings in place of the ball on the fifty inch big sceen window. As the night draws on and Niko pounds 12oz fayberry light after fayberry light he starts to shout at the sceen when ever one of the trolls made a bad play. <It was only into the 7th inning that he noticed that it was a rerun>

kyrr

08-18-2007, 08:37 AM

Keala wonders if Niko can tell the difference having switched his normal Fayberry Light with Xegonberry Light (half the calories but double the flavor). She hides just outside the doorway to watch and see.

Tain

08-20-2007, 12:00 PM

Tainda slowly limps up the stairs to her room."I have got to remember to take my meds on time."She jumps into her bed and falls fast asleep.

AvalonSpirit

08-20-2007, 03:47 PM

Stirring from her chair, Gian stretches and yawns, realizing she must have dozed off. Noting that there seems to be a momentary pause in the normal chaos of the house, she takes advantage of the silence and grabs the gifts she had brought back with her. Poking her head out the door, she sees zerkling dashing down the hall. Getting the little one's attention, she becons. As the child nears, Gian pulls the present from behind her back. At zerkling's confused look, Gian snickers and shows her him how to place the weird device so its proped on her his wrist, with her his hand holding the handle. Bringing out a small clay pellet, she places it into the stip of leather attached to what appears to be some sort of string type substance. Turning the child to face the wall at the end of the hall, Gian quietly coaches zerkling how to hold her his arm out, and pull the leather back making the sting type stuff stretch, then let go. As the clay pellet zings to smack the wall and break, the child squeels in delight at the potential violence and mayhem he can cause. Handing over a handful of clay pellets, Gian ushers the child off. Smirking to herself as she remembers learning that the ones with the wrist braces are less likely to hurt a misplaced thumb, she gets the idea that the older models without the braces would be perfect for the men around this place, and would leave just enough of the new updated models for the women. Not to mention the hilarity of them all trying to figure it out after watching the child. Satisfied with the havoc about to be wrought, Gian hurries and drops off the gifts to their repective rooms, along with a reasonable supply of ammo, before heading over to visit the Good Evil Queen to chat and give her the ornately gemmed looking glass she found along her travels.

valkry

08-20-2007, 04:13 PM

<cite>AvalonSpirit wrote:</cite><blockquote> Stirring from her chair, Gian stretches and yawns, realizing she must have dozed off. Noting that there seems to be a momentary pause in the normal chaos of the house, she takes advantage of the silence and grabs the gifts she had brought back with her. Poking her head out the door, she sees zerkling dashing down the hall. Getting the little one's attention, she becons. As the child nears, Gian pulls the present from behind her back. At zerkling's confused look, Gian snickers and shows him how to place the weird device so its proped on his wrist, with his hand holding the handle. Bringing out a small clay pellet, she places it into the stip of leather attached to what appears to be some sort of string type substance. Turning the child to face the wall at the end of the hall, Gian quietly coaches zerkling how to hold his arm out, and pull the leather back making the sting type stuff stretch, then let go. As the clay pellet zings to smack the wall and break, the child squeels in delight at the potential violence & mayhem he can cause. Handing over a handful of clay pellets, Gian ushers the child off. Smirking to herself as she remembers learning that the ones with the wrist braces are less likely to hurt a misplaced thumb, she gets the idea that the older models without the braces would be perfect for the men around this place, and would leave just enough of the new updated models for the women. Not to mention the hilarity of them all trying to figure it out after watching the child. Satisfied with the havoc about to be wrought, Gian hurries and drops off the gifts to their repective rooms, along with a reasonable supply of ammo, before heading over to visit the Good Evil Queen to chat and give her the ornately gemmed looking glass she found along her travels.</blockquote>There, fixed. (BTW: Zerkling, lvl 6 male Halfling, Bezerker/Air Elemental. SKGnome, lvl 5 (almost ...15% to ding) female Gnome SK (She is slightly less 'wild' then Zerkling, really, REALLY into ponies, and fairly religious for being only lvl 4.85. Both are at 478% lvl 9 artisans...very artistic, but unable to produce anything truely practicle at this time)

niko_teen

08-21-2007, 10:37 AM

Rose leaned with her back against the wall listening to Niko ramble on about what ever raid loot he had picked up on the last few days. He stood with his face less then a foot away from hers and his palm planted on the wall next to her face.Niko was attempting to be suave and flirting up a storm again. The two of them had an interesting relationship where either they'd fight like a pair of siblings or flirt nonstop. All except today where she had no interest in flirting or fighting with him. It'd been awhile since he'd posted on either of his storylines and she'd been gently prodding him into writing another segment.Even as he rambled along quoting what her thoughts was the perfect group and how he'd been topping the parse Rose kept trying to get a word in here and there asking about what was next to come in the story. She'd known him well enough that if she could just get him talking about one of the story lines for a few minutes that his muse would burst out of the closet and drag him over to his writing desk. Yet today the man seemed to dense to even notice that her attention had wavered let alone pick up on any of her hints that he could work on one of the stories.Rose continued to add a few one line responses every now and again when Niko stopped. Just little canned quips so that he'd think that she was actually listening. A little ‘uh huh,' ‘that's interesting,' ‘Oh I see,' and other such lines as she watched the chaos the reigned across the room.Baak had to launch himself over one of the couches to escape the rain of clay pellets that were pelting him and making quite a mess at the same time. Tracing the line of fire she caught sight of a manically laughing Zergling pelting Baak and the slightly smaller female one joining in. To her, it seemed like the male Zergling had convinced the smaller one to join into the fray. Juggling a good evil princess brand mylittle Pegasus, the clay pellet shooting device and adjusting a pink tutu all at the same time Rose wondered how the SKgnome managed to pull the little endeavor."Huh," Rose stammered when she noticed the Niko has been quiet for a few moments."I said, you're not even listening are you?," Niko responded with a smirk."Sorry I was just a little distr..." Rose started to reply when Tainda smacked Niko over the head with a rather large mace."God he's annoying sometimes," Tainda said with a smile as all Rose could do was to stand there and blink. "Just like all men sometimes you gotta whack ‘em over the head to knock some sense back into them.""Yes but you really shouldn't knock him unconscious," Amethest added as she strolled over to Rose and Tainda."He's not dead is he?," Rose asked looking down at the unconscious Niko."Nah takes more then that," Tainda grinned. "Niko's good for taking a beating. One time I even threw him off of the top of the floating citadel and he lived.""Yes Tainda but he kept drooling and wetting himself on the carpet for a week after that," Amethest scolded."That won't happen again will it," Rose asked with wide eyes as she looked down to see if Niko had received brain damage again. Still trying to pretend that he was unconscious, Rose could clearly see, Niko peaking up Amethest's and her own dresses; before closing his eye and pretending to be knocked out."Oh you little pervert!" Rose exclaimed as she started kicking Niko. "I cannot believe I was actually feeling bad for you.""I told you!" Tainds giggled as she started chasing Niko around the room with her oversized mace.

Ekuthh

08-21-2007, 02:56 PM

Meanwhile, upon the bulletin board of the society, an ornately written scroll has appeared:Be it known to all members of The Freeport Society for the Betterment of Evil:By direct order of the Good Evil Queen, the writer known here as Ekuth has been enrolled in an Academy course:"Beginner's Guide to Getting Published".With the aim of finally getting him off his duff and, with a modicum of luck, published as a professional author.Looking at the scroll with distaste, Ekuth wrinkles his nose and heads back downstairs to his writing chamber, grumbling."...still don't see why I have to spread it about to everyone..."

Tain

08-21-2007, 03:16 PM

Tainda walks up to the bulletin board and reads some of the announcements."Lost: A smidgeon of gray matter. Please return to Niko ASAP. I'm having problems moving my left foot""Adventurers Wanted: Apply with Gian. Serious inquiries only! Yes, I mean you Niko!"Just as she is about to walk away she notices a new post from the Good Evil Queen."If Ekuth gets published I will be the first in line for that masterpiece!!!! The Good Evil Queen has such fantastic ideas!!"

valkry

08-21-2007, 04:24 PM

Taindia looks to her side as she hears a clumping sound, then goes back to reading the board when she realizes it's only Valk using stilts to be able to see the notices on the board. (And yes I can too still walk on silts...proved it last week showing off/demonstrating for the 5-6th grades at my church's VBS...even managed to jump with them...about 1/2" to 1 1/2"....which according to MTFL "is about your normal vertical, right?&quot<img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />"So, Tai, do you think the Good Evil Queen might pass us the name and /loc of the scribe she forced Ekuth to visit? I'd be happy to send groupie mail to them, begging them to please hire this guy. After all, if he gets published, then the Good Evil Queen will want a brand new wing built on the Society, then we can take over the old suite, well you topsiders can, The gnomelings & I will expand the tunnels under...didn't want to disturb Ekuth's writting w/ the excavation noises & alchemical fumes...."Taindia wonders if she can go check w/ the Good Evil Queen right away, of if she should stay for the end of Valk's sentence...how ever LONG that might be.

Ekuthh

08-21-2007, 07:23 PM

/ooc Now, don't go writing fan mail to the publishers just yet.The class is on how to get published. There's alot I have to do, including building publishing credentials. Which is one of the things the instructor teaches in the class. I can tell you however, that even if my manuscript would be accepted, it takes a year to two years for most publishers to get the novel into print.There's alot to learn, but by the end of the class (end of Sept.) I will know exactly how to go about it, which is more than I know now. So at least it's a step in the right direction.Also, Kinslayers may end up set in a different world entirely, due to the legal issues with SOE. We'll see when the time comes, but I'm also doing a rewrite of the entire first novel in my own world setting as a back up. Will this change things? Yes. Will the essence of the story remain intact? Yes. Will there be additional material? Most likely.As you can see, I've got ALOT of work ahead of me, so don't go blowing the Ekuth fan trumpet just yet. But it's nice to know you will, nonetheless. <img src="/smilies/e8a506dc4ad763aca51bec4ca7dc8560.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

niko_teen

08-22-2007, 01:20 AM

ever so slowly a sense of realization washes over Niko. With Ekuthh attending the academy again to learn about getting published tht means that he'll have less time to the wirte. But then as niko starts to feel a little down he realises the second implication. With the possibility of a profit being made from Ekuthh's writtings that means that the good evil queen should be keeping the zerglings away from Ekuthh Thus granting HIM MORE TO TO WRITE."OH MY <a href="mailto:#@$%@#$%#$^&@$#$" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">#@$%@#$%#$^&@$#$%</a>! GOD!!!!," Niko exclaims as he jumps to his feet and shouts at the top of his lungs."we know," tainda responds in a monotone."THAT IS SO @#$%@#$% AWESOME!!!!!" Niko continues to scream as he strikes a rocky eck pose"Shutup!" tainda orders as she brandishes her mace."IT IS LIKE @#$%@#$ I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MYSELF!!!"Thunk.Niko falls over unconcious after getting wacked over the head"I warned him."

niko_teen

08-22-2007, 02:51 PM

Niko twitches on the floor as the forum gets fixed

Tain

08-22-2007, 02:58 PM

"Maybe THAT will teach you to listen to me when I'm talking!!"

Bithnar

08-22-2007, 03:16 PM

"You say something?" Baak says between dodging clay pellets and wild mace swings.

valkry

08-22-2007, 04:03 PM

As Niko lies on the floor and tries to catch his breath from from Tainda's assault, he hears a weird dragging, clumping and high-pitched squeeling noise at the door behind him. Painfully he rolls over, so he can see what monstrosity could make that sound...The three-headed creature turns a baleful eye on him (with the oldest looking head), "You fix this one yourself... I was trying to invent a 'thread glue,' but they," indicating other portions of it's misshapen anatomy, "got playing with the resin and the hardner and started shooting it at each other and I got stuck trying to stop them.""I'm going back to the catacombs and try to find some solvent that will remove this stuff without making us pass out... or explode...." With that, the Gnomelf moves out of the doorway, creating a loud racket as she attempts to walk, still on stilts, with a tutu-wearing Droag child attached to her left hip and wrapped around her leg/stilt and a small humanoid, that might be hanging upside down, from her back, except is vibrating too fast to really be observed."Just you two wait till MTFL gets home from Qeynos!!!"

kyrr

08-23-2007, 06:22 PM

Keala finds the room assigned to her. It's spartan, but functional which suits her perfectly. She makes her way to the bed and hears a loud thud from below. Figuring it to be Niko's body hitting the floor once again she removes her armor and snuggles in under the nice clean blanket and sheets which seem to be slightly scented with lilac."Well, at least it'll be quiet enough for a bit of a nap now." she thinks to herself and drifts off to sleep with a satisfied smile.

niko_teen

08-24-2007, 10:10 AM

On the door that leads into the kitchen a halfway crooked sign sways back and forth after a minor explosion from within. Awaken from her nap earlier, Kaela and Tainda both hover just outside the door. One of the Zerglings had quoted seeing Niko hand the no entry sign and locked himself within the kitchen. In fact it seemed like to just about everyone was huddled outside of the door with the two fae at the front.Fluttering the two fae wondered what Niko was up to when there was another explosion followed by a string of curses. Almost as worthy of note was that fact that there was a lock on the door to the kitchen. The presence of the lock was just as odd as Niko blowing things up in the kitchen. Well maybe not the blowing things up part, but definitely the part where he was in the kitchen doing anything more complicated the browning some hamburger or fixing a sandwich.Following the last explosion there was no string of curses. Only a dead silence that was starting to lead the two fae into believing that Niko had managed to blow himself up or in the least knock himself unconscious.As a worried expression spread across Shado's face and she started to walk towards only to have the thrown open with a triumphant looking Niko behind it."Happy Women's Equality Day!" Niko shouts as he carries the three tiered cake over to the table. He muttered something else as he was walking along. The exact words were difficult to understand but the crux was apparent to those straining to listen; apparently Valk had ‘modernized' the kitchen.Confused by Niko's sexist rhetoric follow by him celebrating an obscure pro women's holiday she poked her head into the kitchen. The place was a wreck. Even though Niko had baked a cake he hadn't even bothered to place the dirty dishes in the sink let along rise any of them. Surprisingly as well there were no poisons sitting out or any empty bottles in the garbage can.Still scratching her head Rose stepped back into the main room to have Gian hand her a slice of the cake."Believe it or Niko but he's not a half bad cook," Gian said with a smile."Are you sure he didn't do anything ‘funny' to the cake?," Rose questioned."Tainda took care of that," Gian said with a grin as she turned to the side allowing Rose to see Niko tied to a chair in the background. "She tied him to the chair and force fed him half the cake just to make sure that there was nothing wrong mixed in there.""Oh," Rose remarked as her eyebrows arched. "Maybe we should find him some antacid," Shado commented as she daintily picked at her piece of cake and took note of Niko's swollen belly. Out of the 15 pounds of cake that stood three tiers high, Niko had eaten (or been fed) enough to distort his belly like a Chinese hotdog eating champion."What happened to him?," Rose asked as she picked at the exquisite delicacy that Niko had prepared and nudged a comatose Baak.

valkry

08-24-2007, 02:44 PM

OOC/ was going to post something about a gnomish haz-mat response team having to clean up the kitchen, but....I actually discovered a chemical leak (an older, slightly nasty form of paint) in one of our flamable storage lockers. Since I am real new to the Safety/HazMat team (and kinda new to the company) at work, it was going to be a hard sell getting the company to buy some of the safety equipment we should have, but I think my credibility just went up quite a bit today, so I'm gonna be working that issue pretty hard now....use the "charisma buff' while I can. Unfortunately that means, I'm thinking about where, why, how, how long, etc on chemicals that are 'mildly disorganized' at best, and sometimes in a pretty ugly version of Genglish (German/English). Hopefully, I won't drop too far off the RADAR here, but we all know RL can be a total PK sometimes.

AvalonSpirit

08-24-2007, 03:18 PM

/ooc eeps! sorry valk, and thanks for correcting my post, not sure what i was thinking that day, lol.

valkry

08-24-2007, 04:11 PM

At that age, they can kinda be interchangable.... unless you are the one buying the outfits/toys for them... Or trying to explain to a frustrated lil boy why girls get to wear make-up, but boys don't and daddy would get all twitchy if I put some on you, even if I don't really understand why boys can't wear make-up myself. Needless to say, Zerkling lives for Holloween and costumes (w/ make-up) and the rest of the year I make a very very big deal of it that he has short hair, so he can wear gel to make his hair all spikey & girls have long hair, so we can't do that.

niko_teen

08-24-2007, 05:43 PM

(ooc: hey now lets not get carried away with our oocs)Niko mumbles some incoherant mumblings most about how glad he is to have used Valks suger replacement. For some reason furture technology will never be able to duplicate yet valk was able to in her lab. All the properties & taste of sugar all knit together without the calories."mmmmmuh yummy yummy yumminess."

Rosepetals

08-28-2007, 07:16 PM

"This is quite tasty. Did Niko really make this?" Rose asked in astonishment. "I had no idea he could cook!"Gian just smiled and nodded her reply as she sampled some of the delicacies herself.Rose quietly watches the controled chaos around her and wispers, "Shouldn't we untie him now? He looks harmless enough now."

kyrr

08-29-2007, 10:16 AM

Keala's eyes flash up shooting daggers at Rose.Are you CRAZY?? That's when he's the MOST dangerous. Leave him be 'til we're done at least.

niko_teen

08-29-2007, 12:31 PM

Niko smacks his lips letting the sweet taste continue to swirl around his mouth. until slowly a look of confusion crosses over his face. ONe eyebrow raises and the corner of his mouth on the opposite side raised to meet his scrunched up eye. As if concentrating on stomething really hard he lifts his left buttcheeck and lets long a long fart that seems to echo off the walls."What it's a cream based icing and i told you that I'm semi lactos intolerant."

kyrr

08-29-2007, 11:06 PM

Luckily Keala had forseen just such and incident after the previous one.She'd already donned her gnomish air purifier guaranteed to remove all hazardous fumes from the inhaled air.Shame it weighed 10 lbs. and looked like a diving helmet, but hey as long as she wasn't subjected to Niko's version of biological warfare she was fine with it.

Ekuthh

08-29-2007, 11:12 PM

You mean like this, Cixia?<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Bioshockcoverfinalcropped.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="501" border="0" />

kyrr

08-30-2007, 07:42 AM

Yes, only Fae sized.Good thing Keala had the foresight to don it. She noticed soon after that most of the other people in the room were laying unconcious on the floor.

niko_teen

08-30-2007, 11:31 AM

`With the vast majoriety of the other people passed out and Keala fumbling around with and over sized cooking pot on her head Niko wiggles out of his bonds."Ahh yes not that I'm free I have time to..." His sentence is cut short as his muse breaks out of the closet and sets to beating him with a ridding crop until he is seated back at his writting desk.Using her talon like fingernails to dig into his back forcing Niko to sit erect in his seat she whispers into his ear what he needs to hopefully have the next post for the shattering finished in atimely mannor.

Ekuthh

08-30-2007, 01:17 PM

Meanwhile, Ekuth's muse stretches lazily on the moonlit beach and listens to the sound of the surf...and promptly goes back to sleep.

niko_teen

08-30-2007, 01:42 PM

While Niko's Muse is off smoke a bowl of crack or meth or what ever she does to make her so evil Niko offers to trade muses with Ekuthh.

niko_teen

08-30-2007, 02:58 PM

After handing off the latest addition to a runner to spread the news Niko climbs free of his desk and makes his over over to the couch."[Removed for Content] that muse can be fricking annoying at times attacking me at all hours of the day," Niko mumbles to those who were just starting to awake."Well at least I've got some free time now," Nikos spoke to no one impeticular when he failed to recieve a comment as to his about the sadistic muse.So relaxed was Niko that he was about the kick his feet up and relax for a bit when he noticed his muse sharpening her dagger esk finger nails on a wetstone."[Removed for Content] it woman NO! I just put out an addition I don't wanna work on the RotDH right now." Niko howeled as he threw cushens and a fae with and over sized helmet at his muse. "Feed your blood lust some other way.""EKUTHH!!!" Niko shouted at the top of his lungs. "I need another kinslayer post before she kills me."

Ekuthh

08-30-2007, 03:06 PM

*.....Click/Whirrrrrrr....*We're sorry, Ekuth is not in right now... please leave your name and problem at the sound of the tone and he'll ignore your call for as long as <strike>humanly</strike> elvenly possible.Thanks for calling!*beep*

valkry

08-30-2007, 04:09 PM

<cite>Ekuthh wrote:</cite><blockquote>*.....Click/Whirrrrrrr....*We're sorry, Ekuth is not in right now... please leave your name and problem at the sound of the tone and he'll ignore your call for as long as elvenly possible.Thanks for calling!*beep*</blockquote>Fixed, remember Elves have a much longer life-span then Humans (/wanders off to concidering nuking that npc in Greystone Yard who keeps calling her 'old' ("Greetings, long-lived one." ) everytime he sees her Koada'Dal.

Ekuthh

08-30-2007, 07:07 PM

Fixed. Thanks, valk! <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/908627bbe5e9f6a080977db8c365caff.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />My personal fav NPC to hate:Nathan Ironforge.I saved stacks of snowballs from the first Frostfell event and everytime I go by that little [Removed for Content], I pelt him until he falls to his knees.

Ekuthh

08-31-2007, 02:21 AM

*.....Click/Whirrrrrr.....*Thank you for calling the "Has Ekuth Updated the Kinslayer's Return With A New Post Yet?" help line.Our operators are all currently busy reading the new post. Please check back shortly for professional advice on how to deal with the aftereffects of twitching.Thank you for calling!*beep*

niko_teen

09-04-2007, 03:58 PM

lounging on the couch Niko continues to thumb through the latest chapter of 'a pocket full of greed.' On the ground about him lay the other new edditions of hafling's tale, Path of redemption, tales of norrath, a druids story and Kinslayers. At the base of the pile lied the sisters and rydian chronicals. Untouched since no new chapters had been out in awhile but still not forgoten.Even though he had barely gotten started on the next set of new chapters and reciently started rereading Path of Redemption, he still peeked at the mail slot. Not matter how much there was for him to go over he still ever hungered for more. Finishing the current chapter Niko places the 'pocket full of greed' on top of the pile. Then reaching down niko instictively picked up a dishelved copy of Kinslayers. Wringled, folded at odd angles and worn from repeated readings Niko placed it to the side. There wasn't time to rereading an old chapter he'd already been through twice already. He had other things more important to do.Quickly scooping up his not pad with the cross overs listed he thumbed through. With his inner gial of eventually linking all of the tales same as the shattering, kinslayers, darkhanded, sisters and rydian chronicals had already been."Hmmmm," Niko pondered. "NO no, I should wait for someone to PM me. There's no need to fret over making any more connections at this point."Niko Turned his had to face his muse chained to the wall. She'd get out eventualy and he knew it. That or only of the Beauties would release her to torment him. But for the mean time she was offering nothing productive only tormenting him for the sake of it and not finishing the current scene."And you shut up," Niko told his muse. "I've had enough of you for now and until you're bloodlust is sadated or you offer me something helpful you're gunna stay there."Instead of offering him one of those sultry soft whispers that she normally did his muse only smiled sweetly. Well a smile as sweet as a crocodile could manage Niko surmised. She looked like a venomous snake sweetly smiling. Sure she looked innocent enough but he knew the truth of the matter.Turning away from her, after peeking at the mail slot once more, Niko picked back up the path of redemption. Then finding the place where he had stopped Niko started reading once again.

niko_teen

09-07-2007, 03:45 PM

Finishing up his latest chapter Niko looks around at the barren enviroment. He understood that school was starting up so the younger lurkers/authors would be busy with as well as the mommy/daddy lurker/authors who had children that age. Still, even though he understood the reasoning that not so many peeps were around didn't lift his spirits any.Dropping the freshly written chapter for the rending onto the floor near his desk Nikos offered his muse a cautious smile. She didn't care if his work was shared or not jsut that it was written. Granted his muse, same as Niko himself, reviled in teh praise over a new eddition. But to have it written was enough to sedate the muse for now.He'd have suspected that Keala or one of the other beauties had been responsiable for releasing his muse. All except he knew in the back of his mind she'd have escaped anyway. So leaving the papers discarded on his desk he'd jsut hold them there until someone came along. Sighing again deeply he headed for the kitchen. subconciously rubbing his belly Niko pushed the door open only to here the wiz and whirl of some contraption.SLAM! The oversized steel cage crashed around him."What the @#Q$@," Niko cursed as he realised that the people may be scarse but the traps left behind to hinder him from leaving the writting desk sure weren't. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

kyrr

09-07-2007, 06:25 PM

Laughing like a maniac Keala slips past the caged Niko to scoop up his newest edition. "You fool. It was a trap. All of it was just a ruse to get you to write and then lure you out so we could take it for our own reading pleasure. Maybe one of us will come back in a bit to feed you. Maybe."Keala sped off with Niko's work to share it with the rest of the impatient readers.

niko_teen

09-08-2007, 03:15 PM

Niko snickers as Keala picks up the almost completed manuscript. "But now that I know someone is out there I'll get it throw up shortly"

Amethest

09-08-2007, 05:43 PM

amethest runs round in a frenzy trying to find kealas hiding spot so she can read the latest post too. "Keala", ame shouts." hey were ya hiding woman?" peeking her head into the library she sees niko in a cage..giggling she waves and runs down hall yelling,"keala?"

Exelance

09-11-2007, 09:43 PM

(Ramus/half Fae half Tier'Dal (looks like a arasai)/necromancer/weaponsmith/ This looks like fun mind if i play) Ramus stood at the gates to Freeport, he hadint been back to this city cince he had been here looking for revenge on his father. He passed thru the gates keeping his shredded wings folded under his robe as he headed fot the Society. Ariving at the society he found the door unlocked so he wint inside "ouch watch were your going why dont you" a voice had yelled at him. Ramus turned around to find a flutterd fae dirge picking up pappers (she must of been in stealth) his temper rising "why dont you becarfull where you stealth at" he yelled. Unferling his shreded wings Ramus began to hover a few inched obove the ground, hearing a gasp from the fae he said "what never seen shredded wings before" and flew off to find somone incharge to get a room. "Im Keala" the fae yelled after him wundering what his problem is.

niko_teen

09-12-2007, 02:01 AM

"Hey there little guy," Niko says in a sickeningly sweet voice which only earned him a glare from the emo fae. Well he looked liek and arasi as near Niko could tell but nothing ticked off one of them more then calling them an emo fae. So that was what he had in mind."Hey why don't you come over here and open up this cage for me," Niko said as he held out a shinny silver coin. "I've got a shinny for you here if you just open the gate for me."((Edit: /ooc I really hope it's your mom that makes up teh teir'Dal side of the linage<img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/ed515dbff23a0ee3241dcc0a601c9ed6.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />. Otherwise ouch. ehhehehehehe<img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />. Sorry i just had a conversation a few hours ago discussing how as a plot decide a fae could marry an elf but could they actually reproduce?.... was a female fae in the discussion. Jsut go watch Mall Rats and you'll get it, because superman could only have have "relations" with wonderwoman <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/97ada74b88049a6d50a6ed40898a03d7.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />))

Exelance

09-12-2007, 03:31 AM

Ramus enters the room with the cage with the strange little Feir'Dal in it with a look of amusement at the sight he wunderd if this was the bettermint of evil if it was then he felt sorry for evils future. Noticing the silver coin ramus takes it "you want to be let out do you" Ramus reached in to his pocket and pulled out one of his meny single use lock picks he keped with him and tossed it to the little man in the cage "there ya go and thanks for the silver". he headed out of the room happely hearing the little elf curse at him. he pulled a bag of his faveret candy from another pocket and began to nibble away as he walked. "what ya got there" asked a small from behind him he turned to find another fae this one holding a very large mace how meny of these things are there here Ramus wunderd. Sudenly he had a thought "would you like a peice"? he said in his nicest tone as the fae female took one and poped it in her mouth "mmmmm what is it" "its a candy that i inventide its called Candyed Fae Wings or CFW for short" the fae retched on the spot and flew away screeming. ahh i havent had this much fun in years.

Ekuthh

09-12-2007, 05:51 PM

I like this one here. <img src="http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/images/smilies/908627bbe5e9f6a080977db8c365caff.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" width="15" height="15" />

kyrr

10-02-2007, 06:51 PM

/e performs CPR on the thread

niko_teen

10-03-2007, 12:19 AM

Niko bangs the inside of his cell a few more times. He was sure that the good evil queen would have sent someone to release him by now."But i released the post," Niko complained before wandering back to sit in the corner of his cage.

niko_teen

11-08-2007, 07:57 PM

Niko steps away from his desk to finish dragging Argul's into the room."There almost done," he rattles absent mindedly as he places bear traps all around the desk incase she tried to stand up from working on her new tale.

niko_teen

12-23-2007, 01:21 AM

'Time to set things right,' Niko thought to himself as he looked at the pile of cobwebs clinging to his writting desk."I've neglected you for to long," he absentmindly commented to the old desk before bending at the waist to blow a cloud of dust into the air off of the desk. "Think you can forgive me and let is get reaquainted," he asked with a smile brushing the accumlation of dust off of his writting chair. As if in protest the chair creaked having grown unacostume to bearing the weight of none but the occasional moth or scampering mouse. Still holding off the lion share of his weight Niko half expected the chair to give out at any time. To his suprise the chair held firm as he relaxed the rest of the way into the seat."Ahhhh, well lets see where we left off," Niko again spoke outloud to no one but himself and the desk as he picked up where he'd left off in his manuscript.Scanning the pages, he held the poorly bound last eddition that he had written and distributed aloft in his left hand as his right grabbed a blank peice of parchment placing it on the slanted face of the desk. slightly misguided like a man paddling a cannoe for the first time in years his off hand still managed to find a capule of ink that had not dried up and filled the well at the upper corner of the desk.Finished scanning where he had left off he picked up his notes as to what was up comming. There was a mountain of plotleft for him to finish adding to the story before he could start on last book of the trilogy. Yet before he could start Niko slipped on the pair of moldy socks that Larry had given him for Krissmas and lifted his quill.A wicked grinn crossed his face as dipped the quill and started in on the next chapter. 'Boy are the BEAUTYs going to flip when I finish this post,' he thought to himself and couldn't hold back the quick short gleefully vicious chuckles. 'This is going to be beautiful."

Ferunnia

01-05-2008, 01:21 PM

(/ooc I assume anyone who's hung out on this forum much anytime since release knows who my characters are and how they think to an extent, but here's a short introduction nontheless: Elhonna (Nickname El) - slightly psychotic ex-sociopath/ex-assassin druid/warrior. Her daughter, Loriana (Nickname Lori) a fourteen year old girl who grew up in Qeynos but has lately spent all her time with her wanderer mother."This was where I spent most of my time out a long while ago," the azure-eyed half elf told the smaller female half-elf standing at her side. "Before Niko, Ekuth, Valkry, and many others gathered together, this place was a crime-lord's den. Mine, actually." "So, Mom, are we going to go in? It doesn't even look like anyone's here." The teenage half-elf looked over the battered four story building dubiously. Shutters swung in and out, slapping the sides of the building in a slight breeze. Many doors hung crookedly on their hinges, and a couple of pink tutus were still tied to various poles around the place."We might as well, maybe one of the bunch is still here enjoying the abandoned, dank old dungeon surroundings in preparation of new ramblings and writing."The two half-elf females walk up to the door and go in.

niko_teen

01-06-2008, 07:01 AM

"It is done!" Niko shouted at the top of his lugs upon finishing his latest post."Nevermind him," El said to her daughter. "Niko can be rather odd at times.""It's done it's done it's done it's done!"Niko continued to shout as he ran around the dusty writting area. "I'm no longer a second rate has been former writter. I can still do it!"

kyrr

01-26-2008, 01:57 PM

The building had definitely seen better times. Some of the windows had been boarded up at some point only to have the boards removed by someone. It looked less imposing than it had the first time she'd seen it. Gently opening the door she let her eyes adjust to the darkness that greeted her. Though it was a sunny day it seemed that light wasn't able to penetrate the interior of the structure. It smelled of dust and a bit of mold.She moved carefully and quietly through the rooms. It seemed that someone had been here somewhat recently but was gone now. She made her way upstairs to her old room. Dumping the heavy bags laden with ill gotten loot from her travels across Kunark she fell onto the dusty bed. She was so tired. Scenes from her adventures played themselves out across her closed eyelids. She fell asleep to dreams of dragons, drakes, drachnids and drovlargs. She awoke in a sweat sometime later. She'd been dreaming about lava. She shivered just a little. Her foray into Veeshan's Peak had been an exciting one. There she had seen some of the oddest sights like dreaming dragons and drakes that mate with bees. She was glad to be back at the Society, even though it was empty. Sitting up she spied a pair of eyes looking at her from the end of the bed. It was the burynai she'd brought back as a pet. She moved over to her bags and got some food for him. In gratitude he gave her some trinkets he'd found. Helpful little fellow he was. She made her way through the house again this time finding some writings on Niko's desk. She began to read through them. "Took him long enough." Keala mumbled.

niko_teen

01-28-2008, 02:23 AM

Stepping out of his room upstairs with a steaming cup of coffee and bloodshot eyes fresh off a griffon (plane) from some far off land (Japan), Niko made his way down to the writing room. Since he was ‘bird loin crossbreed griffon-lagged' (jetlagged) and not able to sleep anyway he figured that he might as well work on the next edition of the Rending.Offering Shado a brief smile for her work in cleaning up the writing area since it was looking like Niko was back to writing if not the rest of the old crew. Niko stepped back into the writing area with a surprised look on his face to see Kyrrah reading his latest rendition."Oh," Niko exclaimed through a half smile. "I thought that my reader base had all moved on since there were no posts on the thread since my last post."Kyrrah only frowned, amid poutily, in response."Yeah well since my old group of ‘send feedback via email' still sends in PMs/email to let know they're still reading." Niko paused a little haughtily to emphasize his hint. "I figured that no one else was reading since there was no posts on the thread."Finishing the last page of Niko's latest post Kyrrah let her frown deepen. "You know Yeenya is right," Kyrrah paused to mock Niko's earlier pause making a silly face and bobbing her head side to side. "You can be a real Ce'pa at times."Frowning with a confused look in his eyes Niko turned to Shado."Really?"Still smiling in her cheerful self Shado nodded that yes Niko could be a class A jerk at times."Humph," Niko pouted as he retook his seat at the writing desk. "I never thought so... Oh wait, no, never mind. I remember, I'm just a little bird loin crossbreed griffon-lagged."

niko_teen

01-29-2008, 07:35 PM

Pouting Niko wanders out of the writting room and plops down on a dusty couch. Crossing his arms and frowning he lights the candle and replaces the near transparent painted rice paper in the small box Valk had invented to cascade an image onto the wall and run a show for him. Well run a show as fast as he changed the frames.

kyrr

01-30-2008, 01:06 PM

"Y'know," Keala said flopping onto the couch "some of us have other things to do. Not all of us can laze about waiting for new writings. Why since I returned from Kunark I decided I needed to know more about the world so I found myself a scholar to teach me. He's a rather mean spirited gnome, but he really knows a lot. And then there's this poor confused ratonga I ran into the other day. She needs so much help it's pathetic. No way she'd ever be a really good coercer so I told her she'd be better off in Qeynos with all the goodies and she hurried on over there lickity split. "After a moment's silence Keala continued. "Well as much as I'd love to stay and mope about I've got stuff to do. I'll check back as soon as I can."She made her way for the door only to stop short."Oh that reminds me, I picked up a little something for you while I was gone."Moving back to the table that was placed next to the couch she procured a small wrapped bundle. She removed the soft pink cloth to reveal a tiny figure she placed gently onto the table near Niko and then left.Looking over from his moving pictures Niko discovered a miniature green goblin staring at him.

niko_teen

02-24-2008, 05:17 PM

Placing the mean spirited looking goblin on the corner of his writting desk niko sets to updating and adding the new material to the message board (<a href="www.sweetindustries.net" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Shattering website</a>). He'd gotten lazy over the past several posts distributing the latest posts but not updating the message board. With everything set and his spirits uplifted by the promise of a kinslayer's post Niko takes a seat at the writting desk.After cracking open a fresh can of dew he adjusts the way that he is sitting so that his muse can take her perch sitting on his knee. It no longer exciting him as she'd sit there nuzzling his neck, scraching his chest with her nails and whispering the words into his ear. But it was her method and who was he to argue with his muse. He'd already learned what argueing with her earned him.As the sadistic witch (his muse) cut at the flesh of his chest with her talons and whispered the words that he needed to write the next set of paragraphs Niko quickly grabbed another sheet of parchment. This was not what he'd expected from her. Maybe the promise of kinslayers had sated her need for blood at the current moment so the whispers, thoughts and words flowed onto the page."Oh I see, your blood lust is not sedated," Niko spoke aloud to himself. "You're just getting through this part."

niko_teen

02-25-2008, 02:38 AM

"[Removed for Content] it woman no!," Niko shouted at his muse. "I don't wanna write anymore I wanna reread Ekuthh's post for the third time then go to bed not write another post."Cracking her whip to next to Niko's leg his muse then steps in to whisper into his ear."I said no! [Removed for Content] it No mean NO!"This time his muse's whip wtruck him across the calf and shin."Ouch! That fracking hurts," Niko shouted as he picked up his quill again. "But I'm not going to finish the post it is way to late and I have to get up in a few hours to go to work."Smiling her sadisticly sweet smile his muse stepped in and whispered in his ear again"Fracking women," Teaeran growled as he started back in where he left off.

Ekuthh

02-25-2008, 04:28 AM

Man, you worry me.

niko_teen

02-25-2008, 12:41 PM

"It is not me man it's her," Niko explained point to the empty air over his knee that was extended in a mannor as if someone was perched there instead of the empty space that Ekuthh could see."She really is a sadistic [Removed for Content] I tell you."

niko_teen

04-15-2008, 11:46 AM

(ooc: because i ddin't want to tie down the kinslayers with my sillyness)Tea stood in front of the mirror adjusting his hair. Over the past year the mullet that Ekuthh had accidentally cut for him with a scythe had filled in and even the fact that it had previously existed. Whether or not it was visible bore on Teaeran's mind because there was a certain probability to have it repeated as he considered his current course of action.Woof woof bark"No Cody," Teaeran told his wolf hybrid puppy. "I don't think that he'll try and cut my hair again."Grrrrrrrr woof woof"What do you mean you think this is a bad idea?"Bark yip bark"Well Ekuthh hasn't trimmed the hedges in awhile. I mean that's basically the same thing as sending me an invitation in the mail to come and see that he's been working on for Kinslayers."Grrrrrrrrrrr"Oh don't be like that. Valk's kids wont be around to attack you with the colored markers again."Yip yip bark"Okay okay I'm sorry I promised not the bring that up again. I know it's a touchy subject still.... I'm sorry."Bark!"What do you mean you're not coming along because Ekuthh is going to make me sorry?"Bark woof grrrr"I seriously doubt that he's somehow going to cut the hedges again the very moment that I'm hiding there and redo my haircut again."Grrr "Hey not that's not even funny. Besides what makes you think that Ekuthh will understand you if you call?"grrrr"Yeah well I doubt it. And on a side no more calling that "[Removed for Content] in heat" toll number. The phone bill was like 600$ last month."Bark Bark Yip"Okay okay fine. But limit that call to 15 minutes and you had better not tell anyone about that there."Bark woof"I said cool it Cody, that's suppose to be our little secret."Grrrrr bark woof"Fine. Well I'm leaving so don't bother staying up to wait on me. Dinner is in rotisserie so just knock it off the counter and enjoin the roast like you did last week."After Teaeran leaves the house Cody knocks the gnomish communication device off the wall hook and bangs on the keypad with his paws a few times until he is connected to the right person on the other end of the line.Woof Bark Bark"Oh really," says an amused sinister sounding Koada'Dal voice.

Ekuthh

04-15-2008, 12:40 PM

"Thank you, Cody. You'll find your payment at the usual drop."The Koad'dal listens to the barking for a moment more."True, but if he chooses to ignore that fact, are we to blame?"Ekuth nods as he listens."Too true. Again, my thanks."Chuckling, the silver haired high elf sets down the gnomish communication device and moves to his window. Sipping on his tea, he presses a few buttons on the control panel hidden in a recess of the window sill.From the perimeter of his yard, there are a series of metallic clicks, followed an ominous humming sound.Nibbling on a cheese biscuit, the Koad'dal settles himself to wait."This should be entertaining."

niko_teen

04-15-2008, 01:03 PM

Decked out in Ranger UCUs (Urban Combat Uniform, okay yeah so they're normal clothes but deciding that they were meant to blend into crowds, Tea had decided the name them his UCUs anyway) Tea dropped over the side of the writer's compound wall to land a few house lots away from Ekuthh's. Granted the denizens of the FSBE all held residences in the same compound and he could have as easily just walked down the street from his house but it lacked a certain flair that dropping off the wall added to his subterfuge.Shaking his ankle back and forth furiously to nub the pain from twisting it from the drop he did his best to stay quiet. A twisted ankle was little to pay for how cool it was to move around like this.With his skill at moving undetected he used some of the local minerals to camouflage his face and hair."What was that," one of the other guards said to the other as they watched Tea rather get his shoe stuck between two rocks at the peak of the wall. Then windmill his arms around to try and regain his balance before rather unceremoniously falling off the wall to land face first into a mud puddle."Oh that's Tea, he's nothing to worry about.""Yeah but he's headed to Ekuthh's house. I mean you'd have to be an idiot not to see all the construction that he has had done around his house over the past year.""Yeah well maybe you should call a cleric to come on down here. I have a feeling the Tea is going to need one.""Couching low and using the foliage to his advantage Tea moved through the surrounding lawns headed for Ekuthh's house.