Cutting the S..... tension with a knife

[niko_teen]

<p>Niko:</p><p>*shakes his head back and forth in a defeated manor as he slouches and walks back into the office. After downing three diet dews as fast as he can get them down and smoking three cigs back to back closes his eyes for a minute to summon the muse.*</p><p>Yes me little pet? *The sadistic <censor> coos into his ear as she takes a seat in his lap* did you miss me.</p><p>No, not exactly but I'd rather deal with you then face the growing alliance of women ganging up on me</p><p>Niko:</p><p>I really cannot remember who started the whole my muse being a mean sadistic <censor> But i still get the image in my mind every time i get ready to write.</p><p>Shado:</p><p>it was you who started that idea Tea when you first discussed how cruel she was =P and her fetish for sugar =P</p><p> and yes, i was mentioned -twice- and it took me this long to appear , shocking, even to myself   I write a little fanfic, never post it, but i write it, and i always ask permission before using a toons name, that way if you need to find out or get help on the characters personality you won't be bombarded with questions before getting a straight answer and yes, he needs people whining at him before he actually writes, he told me so himself. our pleas make his muse happy i guess </p><p>Niko:</p><p>Stupid TCP/IP error. Well fine then no more super longer then most of my story posts rambling about lurkers and needed to feed my ego to be able to write. Or also have it suddenly deflated having the same affect. Yes in teh last time i wrote this out before the error message I went into a big long explanition about how good playful picking on each other will sometimes also push me to write. But nope had to have an error cause the computer decided that today it does not like the internet.</p><p>Well anyway. Yes shado is correct, the more i get nagged and gentle coherst into writting the more I'll spend time doing it. But then again that's true at least for valk as well (Yep, throwing ya' under the buss). You let us know that you l;iked the story and want more then our heads swell all up and I walk around being not mean to every third person instead of mean to everyone and feel like writting again. I'm not sure what valk does but I'd say that I really like to have my ego stroked.</p><p>And yes to all of you out there thinking, "[I cannot control my vocabulary] is this guy really that full of himself?" The anwser is yes. I'm so vain if i had a clone of myself I'd divorce my wife and marry my clone cause i love me so much.</p><p>Keera:</p><p>niko_teen wrote:</p><p>((And yes to all of you out there thinking, "[I cannot control my vocabulary] is this guy really that full of himself?" The anwser is yes. I'm so vain if i had a clone of myself I'd divorce my wife and marry my clone cause i love me so much.))</p><p> He is NOT kidding, I have to endure it all the time, at least the good thing is he knows and admits to it, so if I am telling him he is full of it, he can laugh about it. </p><p>Then again though, and I will probably be getting beat for letting the biggest secret about Tea out of the sack... yes, he is mean, yes, he is a silly ranger, yes, he is all the words that will be clipped from this post if I was to type them, but deep deep down inside, he is always fighting the good and it seeps through and he does NICE things for people all the time, then he turns around and is mean to everybody again though, cause he needs to keep is rep intact. Silly ranger... </p><p>Niko: </p><p>*grumples about evil women continueing the plot against him*</p><p>Hey don't go messing with my plan. Do you know how long it took me to get my name passed around the general public of the server that I was a complete <a href="mailto:#$@!@#$" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">#$@!@#$</a> head. Don't go messing that up for me dang it. Don't you.. Arg..</p><p>I swear if this gets out past the forums *accusingly shakes his finger at her*</p><p><edited to remove content the suports Keera's wild accusations></p><p>Keera:</p><p>See how far I will go, I even jeopardize my friendship to let you guys know the truth... </p><p> /ducks from the fury of Miracle Shot aimed at her. </p><p> yes... he is an &*^(*&#% ... he would go as far as shoot me over letting you guys know about the other side of his personality. That's his true nature, he usually does pretty darn good fighting the good that wells up in him. </p><p>Niko:</p><p>*snickers as the arrow wacks Keera in the bum anyway, Miracle shot, being the only ranger bow attack that does not require line of sight*</p><p>See what you made me do</p><p>*wait for the enfebling poison to kick in so he can gag and keep ahold of her until such time as he figures out what to do with her*</p><p>Keera:</p><p>Argh damned, one day I will realize its near impossible to duck from Miracle Shot, I almost did it though, one day I will. </p><p>/surounds herself with swirling leaves of Nature's Caress and pulls a Cure Poison Vial out of her pack</p><p>/whispers the incantation to summon her wolf pack to hunt down Tea</p><p> Remember.... I have never lost a /Duel yet.... </p><p>Niko:</p><p>*waves his hand around to point out that this is the forums* Tho the laws of physics apply to most, game mechanics have a loose but not tight grip on the running ons of this place.</p><p>*deciding that loosing his undefeated status in /duel was not on the top of his list of things to do, (healers cheat) sneaks off*</p><p><b> <<Keera has defeated Teaeran in a duel. Teaeran ran away liek the coward that he is>></b></p><p>[I cannot control my vocabulary], stupid system generated message.</p><p>Keera:</p><p>/marks yet another notch for defeating Tea on her scimitar's hilt.</p><p>Niko:</p><p>it doesn't count i never hit the /duel to accept *starts a petition to have his undefeated status returned because of a game glitch*</p><p>Keera:</p>

[Keera]

/sigh ..... Coward! Hiding behind SOE's skirt, tsk tsk tsk

[niko_teen]

well I get one free back shot, and we'll get this taken care of tonight.

[valkry]

<p>Doesn't matter Yeeyna (can't remember exact correct spelling... Tea's fault) we all know he's a big sweetie. Otherwise why would he go to the trouble giving you an alias for the story... the "change the (spelling of) names to protect the innocent" thing so you wouldn't have to put up with in game stalkers. Big ole protective, big-brother, 'grumpy' ranger.</p><p><img src="/smilies/908627bbe5e9f6a080977db8c365caff.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p>

[Keera]

Well, yea I wish it was that, nice try to save, Valk... but it really was nothing but his very poor spelling. LOL

[niko_teen]

<p>Yes but i used the name of one of your alts instead of your main so that you wouldn't be stalked in game. Wait err uh. I mean no I don't care wither way <a href="mailto:!@#$" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">!@#$</a>! that, screw the innocent.</p><p>And FTR I like my in game followers. Granted when one makes and alt or sends me a tell for the first time i generaly launch right in with full force Tea. @#$#$ are you sedning me a tell for got @#$%@$ off and leave me alone.</p>

[valkry]

<p>OK, Tea... here's the deal, little 'throwing under the bus' amoung friends is cool, but you know I will sometimes try to have your back... so you can out any of my toons.... EXCEPT the 'Goth Moth' (My lil black/white dirge fae)... otherwise we'll have to go DPS to DPS, boy!</p>

[Keera]

<p>OK... here is two reasons why, you already had Rose the Druid, couldnt change that to Keera, so, there, you needed a Ranger... that was Yeenya, so there... and I am already used to stalking or what do you think that is called that you are doing to me... <img src="/smilies/69934afc394145350659cd7add244ca9.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p>

[niko_teen]

<p>*stomps around S. Qeynos* </p><p>stupid woman always trying to convince people I'm not mean </p><p>*kicks a stray cat*</p><p>Just when things are starting to go well they have to step in and try and ruin all of it</p><p>*stuffs a dead kitten into a random mail box*</p><p>Arg why can't they leave well enough alone</p><p>*stamps on a little boys ball popping it when it bounces down the street across his path*</p><p>I jsut need to do something to prove my point.</p><p>*knocks and old lady down as he shoulders past her in a crowd*</p><p>something good but not so bad as to get me kicked out of Qeynos again.....</p><p>*ponders the idea as he pulls the wings of a fae then drops it onto the ground wonder what it'll do next. Kinda like when you do the same thing to a house fly*</p>

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>*ponders the idea as he pulls the wings of a fae then drops it onto the ground wonder what it'll do next. Kinda like when you do the same thing to a house fly*</p></blockquote> <img src="/smilies/385970365b8ed7503b4294502a458efa.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[niko_teen]

<p>Valk - =) we'll meet your addition to the shatteringesk tales soon enough</p><p>Keera - Whatevah the judge said that you lacked suficient evidence to warrent the issuance of a restraining order.</p><p>(FTR- I'm playing around, I don't stalk people. Stalking, liek real stalking outside of game, is bad and against the law. So now you know and Knowledge is power Go Team planet !)</p>

[Keera]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>Keera - Whatevah the judge said that you lacked suficient evidence to warrent the issuance of a restraining order.</p></blockquote><p>LOL!!!! </p><p>That one really made me laugh, not even that funny unless you know the bacground of my boss currently dealing with false accusations of stalking his Ex-Wife - she is completely off the rocker. But yea, it completely fits into my current ongoing joke called life here at work. LOL </p>

[niko_teen]

<p>*reaches down to poke the wingless fae since it is acting less then entertaining.* </p><p>stupid wannabe butterfly.</p><p>*jerks his finger back as the fae stabs him with a very small but still pointy dagger*</p><p>Oh you little bugger.</p><p>*grabs the Fae then punts it over the city walls to land in the harbor area somewhere.*</p><p>as to you keera, I wouldn't have replaced rose with Keera anyway. Cause well I don't wanna share. My yeena, Rose has been married int eh game, I want me a fresh new girl.</p>

[Keera]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>as to you keera, I wouldn't have replaced rose with Keera anyway. Cause well I don't wanna share. My yeena, Rose has been married int eh game, I want me a fresh new girl.</p></blockquote>/checks mirror to make sure that make up is holding up.... wrinkle reducing night cream working just fine /thumbs up

[niko_teen]

<p>Hey as long as you can deal with me going bald and grey at the same time in my 20s. *sigh* But on the plus side the balding and prematurely going gray means that I've got lots of testostrome in my system making me big burly man.</p><p>*flexes*</p><p>*Kicks a stray cat* What? I've gotta work on getther the rep back, stop looking at me liek that.</p>

[niko_teen]

*picks up another fae and pats it on its head to make Tainda happy*

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>*picks up another fae and pats it on its head to make Tainda happy*</blockquote><p> <img src="/smilies/97ada74b88049a6d50a6ed40898a03d7.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>You're slipping!</p>

[niko_teen]

*the squishes it up into fae jelley. speads it on a peice of cinimon break and muches* ohh taists almost like the pixie dust covered cini sticks from eq1

[Tain]

<p>I knew there had to be a catch!!</p><p>You better be glad it wasn't me.  I had alot of garlic for lunch :p</p>

[niko_teen]

<p>*chuckles in delight*</p><p>I guess there is no suprise in constant need for a suprise.</p><p>*sit sback down to much on his fae sandwhich contemplating the best way to burn Keera down int he duel schedualed for 1.5 hours from now.* dang druids.</p>

[niko_teen]

<p>The duel</p><p><a href="http://sweetindustries.net/shutup/buttkicked.mpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://sweetindustries.net/shutup/buttkicked.mpg</a></p><p>Music reworked, even better =)</p>

[niko_teen]

If only i had known she was immune to stuns /sigh

[Keera]

<p>/sigh See, that's how you listen to me, I told ya I was.... but you thought I was kidding. </p><p> Now I won't ever be save again, everywhere I go people will be trying to /duel me. <img src="/smilies/385970365b8ed7503b4294502a458efa.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> Like that lvl 25 warlock, that was silly enough to challenge me in Nettleville one day in the bank, one hit and the poor guy was creamed to the floor. Note to self, check level of those you challenge for a duel...</p>

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>The duel</p><p><a href="http://sweetindustries.net/shutup/buttkicked.mpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://sweetindustries.net/shutup/buttkicked.mpg</a></p><p>Music reworked, even better =)</p></blockquote><p> That was just awesome!!  hahahahaha  *cries from laughing*</p><p>Plus, I love that song.</p>

[niko_teen]

I have a couple mroe theories as to how to take out the warden... I'm pretty sure that by friday I will have come up with a way to have defeated the warden. Then once I win I'll retire and be the champion.

[niko_teen]

<p>Tainda- TY. I fraps the fight going into it convinced I could win.......</p><p>Oh and I've gotta give Yeena props for making the credits picture.</p>

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>Tainda- TY. I fraps the fight going into it convinced I could win.......</p><p>Oh and I've gotta give Yeena props for making the credits picture.</p></blockquote><p> I saw a ranger try to fight a bowl of jello once.</p><p>**Loading, please wait**</p>

[Keera]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>I have a couple mroe theories as to how to take out the warden... I'm pretty sure that by friday I will have come up with a way to have defeated the warden. Then once I win I'll retire and be the champion.</blockquote><p> Keep in mind, hon, that last night you had me fight with a huge handicap, should you ever beat me with the handicap, I will just resort to using what you asked me not to use and not turning my back to you to let you get the first hit... mwuuuahahahaha</p>

[niko_teen]

That was one time and I never used that big attack in any of the subsequint matches =p. Besides come next friday you'll log on and they'll be a video posted of Teaeran putting the smackdown on Keera uploaded here.

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>That was one time and I never used that big attack in any of the subsequint matches =p. Besides come next friday you'll log on and they'll be a video posted of Teaeran putting the smackdown on Keera uploaded here. </blockquote> I wish I had my cable hooked up at home so I could go see that in person!

[niko_teen]

<p>*waits for keera to leave the room for a minute*</p><p>OKay this is one time deal here people. I'll upload some screen shots and to whomever can create and alt to look exactly liek Keera I'm offering a walk on roles in either the shattering series or my other untitled story.</p><p>*sees keera comming back in*</p><p>okay shhhh, just think about it.</p>

[Keera]

<p>Why is everyone so quiet all of a sudden? </p>

[niko_teen]

Don't worry hon, By next friday I'll have the video ready for posting

[Tain]

Keera@Befallen wrote: <blockquote><p>Why is everyone so quiet all of a sudden? </p></blockquote> LOL  I wasn't going to say a word!  I don't want to get my butt kicked by a druid for impersonation!

[Keera]

/chuckle

[niko_teen]

*scowls as he seriously considers stuffing Tainda into a fae launcher and shooting her out towards Zek or soemthing*

[Keera]

<p>No worries Tainda, I got your back. ;o) </p>

[Tain]

Keera@Befallen wrote: <blockquote><p>No worries Tainda, I got your back. ;o) </p></blockquote><p> Wooot!</p><p>*sticks her tongue out at Niko*</p>

[niko_teen]

*pats a bag of platnium coins at his side then nods to keera's MTFL. Just gives him a nod that seems to say, these are for you, just send me a PM when she goes to bed*

[niko_teen]

<p>*runs out side and hits Keera's car bumper with a baseball bat jsut hard enough for to set off the car alarm but do no damage then runs back inside. Once in the hallway he turns on sneak and creaps past Keera as she walks out to go see what is up with her car*</p><p>I mean seriously what could have happened to set the alarm off *Keera mumbles as she heads out to parkinglot*</p><p>*Grinning Teaeran ducks back into the room quickly shoving Tainda into the Fae launcher. All appeared to be going smoothly when Tea turns to see Keera stepping back into the office, obviously she had forgotten her keys.*</p><p>Uh.... hi hon. *toss the fae cannon to the sidde*</p>

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>*runs out side and hits Keera's car bumper with a baseball bat jsut hard enough for to set off the car alarm but do no damage then runs back inside. Once in the hallway he turns on sneak and creaps past Keera as she walks out to go see what is up with her car*</p><p>I mean seriously what could have happened to set the alarm off *Keera mumbles as she heads out to parkinglot*</p><p>*Grinning Teaeran ducks back into the room quickly shoving Tainda into the Fae launcher. All appeared to be going smoothly when Tea turns to see Keera stepping back into the office, obviously she had forgotten her keys.*</p><p>Uh.... hi hon. *toss the fae cannon to the sidde*</p></blockquote> *screams and bites Niko's thumb*

[Keera]

/non-chalantly enchants the baseball bat to hit Niko hard over the head, grabs her keys and turns the car alarm off while Niko tumbles to the floor like a sack of potatoes.

[niko_teen]

*lays ont eh floor bleeding wondering how he ever got to this point*

[valkry]

Duh, you started using your Ekuth-abuse tactics on girls... silly ranger. All girls have massive boy-tactic resists, we just disable them sometimes, so we don't hurt your feelings.

[Lunnagirl]

<cite>valkry wrote:</cite><blockquote>Duh, you started using your Ekuth-abuse tactics on girls... silly ranger. All girls have massive boy-tactic resists, we just disable them sometimes, so we don't hurt your feelings.</blockquote> <img src="/smilies/97ada74b88049a6d50a6ed40898a03d7.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[niko_teen]

<p>True true.. hmm  *resorts all of the way back to 3rd grader tactics*</p><p>*pulls Tainda's hair*</p><p>*pushes valk off the swing set*</p><p>*Trips keera as walks by, then runs over to hide next the teacher so all reprisals will be witnessed by said teacher and the girls punished for being bullies.*</p>

[valkry]

EWWWWWW Ranger Cooties!!!!!

[niko_teen]

*drops a worm down the back of lunna's shirt*

[Lunnagirl]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>*drops a worm down the back of lunna's shirt*</blockquote> Cool a worm!  Lets go fishin' *nod*

[niko_teen]

*start to grumble something about country girls then changes his mind* YA! fishing is fun.

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>True true.. hmm  *resorts all of the way back to 3rd grader tactics*</p><p>*pulls Tainda's hair*</p><p>*pushes valk off the swing set*</p><p>*Trips keera as walks by, then runs over to hide next the teacher so all reprisals will be witnessed by said teacher and the girls punished for being bullies.*</p></blockquote><p> Owww!</p><p>I'm telling!</p>

[niko_teen]

No body likes a tadel tale Tainda *flicks her ear a couple of times pulls her hair again and pushes her into a mud puddle*

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>No body likes a tadel tale Tainda *flicks her ear a couple of times pulls her hair again and pushes her into a mud puddle*</blockquote> Geez, it's like my brother is here!

[niko_teen]

lol wel i do have a baby sister.

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>lol wel i do have a baby sister.</blockquote><p> Did you used to hit her over the head with your class ring turned upside down on your finger?</p><p>Mine did <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p><p>*rubs the bump STILL on her head*</p>

[niko_teen]

Oh that's jsut scraching the surface. Class ring, put a mental thumbal on my finger and flick her ear, Tie her to the clothes line and run it out so she's jsut kicking her feet in the wind, lock her int eh truck of the car and drive through the bump hay field. You know, the little things that brothers do to show affection to their younger sisters.

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>Oh that's jsut scraching the surface. Class ring, put a mental thumbal on my finger and flick her ear, Tie her to the clothes line and run it out so she's jsut kicking her feet in the wind, lock her int eh truck of the car and drive through the bump hay field. You know, the little things that brothers do to show affection to their younger sisters.</blockquote><p> You say affection.  I say torture!</p><p>He hung my cabbage patch kid from the bannister too and threw my barbie doll heads around with his friends <img src="/smilies/9d71f0541cff0a302a0309c5079e8dee.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p>

[niko_teen]

<p>I riged firecrackers to her barbies. they when she'd run over and yell at us (bro and i) to stop we'd light the fuse and throw said babrbie up in the air so that she's expload and rain broken bits of plastic in the yard.</p><p>Then when she told mom on us; bro held her down and I took a pair of siscors to a couple of her stuffed animals. Oh those were fun fun day. Then as she got older and decided to wear those small shorts and tank tops around the house, I mean that crap that was popular (and still is sorta) like 6 - 7 years ago. IT's too little clothing for anyone's little sister to wear, now the wife looks great in it but that's a different story. So yeah you stick out our pointer and middlefinger together, breathe on it warm it up then play 'slaps' on her legs and arms until she went up stairs and put decient clothes on. BTW all the while wro and I are sitting around in jsut short pants cause it's to hot to even wear shirts.</p>

[niko_teen]

I wonder if growing up having a little sister is part of the furl as to why Tea's always mean to the girls? You know I wasn't mean to my sister ALL the time. Generally every week when i got paid we'd got to a movie (bro sis and I) then icecream on those hot summer nights. Used to love hitting the late night ice cream shope, Someone would always look the wrong way or make a comment to/about my sister and leave with a black eye.

[Tain]

Dang!  My brother wasn't THAT mean!  He's 7 years older though, so it was more protective than mean.  Glad I only had 1 of them too!

[Lunnagirl]

<p>All I can say is I'm glad I just had a sister.  I'd have ended up killin' somebody *twitch*</p>

[Keera]

<p>Think I am very happy I am an only child... screw having someone when I am old and alone, if I had to go through THAT!!!</p>

[niko_teen]

<p>well we only cut up her stuffed animals twice. Then she figured out that if she didn't react then there was no point in picking on her. we'd still some of the other stuff tho, like toss her off the top of the barn into the snow drifts. we're all close enough in age that we really did most everything together. bros is 1.5 years younger and sis 3.5.</p><p>Then again she'd stop reacting and go off to do girly what ever stuff or help mom aroudn the house and bro and I would get bored then start slugging on one another. There is a little somethign to be said for Irish farm boys. </p><p>Then eventually we'd get tired of that or mom would spray us with the hose soemthing along that line. So we'd go off the plot ways to torment the sister some more</p>

[niko_teen]

Lunna - Keera >> Nah it's all odone out of affection. If you didn't pick on your siblings then someone else was going to. But only we were alowed to pick on her anyone else would end up in a scuffel facing bro and I. Or if bro wasn't around me + tire iron or baseball bat or colapable batton.

[Tain]

<p>My brother and I still pick on each other to this day hahaha  And I'm 33 and he's 40 lol</p><p>He doesn't throw my barbies around anymore though :p</p>

[niko_teen]

Eh I try to pick on my sister but my dad just sits in his chair reading while my mom, sister, wife and daughter all gang up on me.

[Lunnagirl]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>Eh I try to pick on my sister but my dad just sits in his chair reading while my mom, sister, wife and daughter all gang up on me.</blockquote><p> O man,  paybacks a b*tch isn't it?</p>

[niko_teen]

why else would you think i had no problems with moving 1400 miles away and leaving them behind. It's safer this way.

[AvalonSpirit]

i have to agree actually lol.  i have two older brothers.  not only did i learn at a young age how to kick butt, it also gave us some entertaining stories.   i guess its a sort of unwritten code that while we can torment each other to the ends of the earth, no one else is allowed to.  its a family thing lol.  many bumps and bruises etc but i can say in the end i usually gave as good as i got lol.  boys putting up with little sisters can go just as nutso as a girl putting up with big brothers. <img src="/smilies/b2eb59423fbf5fa39342041237025880.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[niko_teen]

<p>As i said I would figure out a way to beat Keera in a duel by this friday. I present to you my proof</p><p><a href="http://sweetindustries.net/shutup/keera.mpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://sweetindustries.net/shutup/keera.mpg</a></p><p>/snicker</p>

[Keera]

PWNED!!! <img src="/smilies/385970365b8ed7503b4294502a458efa.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[niko_teen]

mwahahahahahaha

[Tain]

<p>That's amazing!!!!</p><p>I didn't think a ranger could kill someone even if that person was afk!!!  </p><p>Learn something new every day <img src="/smilies/283a16da79f3aa23fe1025c96295f04f.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></p>

[niko_teen]

<p>/Bonks Tainda</p><p>Sush you, don't make me hunt you down and .......... and ........... Well it'll be very very bad</p><p>*mumbles about the FATS <Fatal Assination of Teaeran by She people> program and evil woman as he walks away*</p>

[Tain]

<p>Did you just call us fat??!!!</p><p>*breaks down in tears*</p><p>*chuckle*</p>

[Keera]

No worries Tainda, we all know they like us well padded better. <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[Tain]

Keera@Befallen wrote: <blockquote>No worries Tainda, we all know they like us well padded better. <img src="/smilies/8a80c6485cd926be453217d59a84a888.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></blockquote> I hope so!  lol

[niko_teen]

<p>*nods* must have cushion and I'm goign to stop there before someone reports me to a mod again.</p><p>And FATS is just that acrynom for the evil female conspiracy to pick on tea heheehehhehe </p><p>(It's okay i can take the picking on. I'm a big boy)</p>

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>*nods* must have cushion and I'm goign to stop there before someone reports me to a mod again.</p></blockquote><p> Cushion?  For what?</p><p>*falls over laughing*</p>

[niko_teen]

Tainda wrote: <blockquote><p>Cushion?  For what?</p><p>*falls over laughing*</p></blockquote><p>/blush and walks away</p><p>Hmm new acrynom FAAT (Female Agression Against Teaeran)</p>

[Tain]

<p>Hehehe</p>

[Keera]

<p><strike>/feels sudden need to head to the bathroom...</strike> </p><p> Uhm.... nevermind... </p>

[Tain]

I will behave now <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[valkry]

<p>Haven't you learned your lesson about using accronyms, yet?</p><p>A certain someone had to scramble to figure an appropriate phrase when he used my "HAF" to describe a tank at work. Not a 'tank' meaning SK, Guardian, etc, but tank ie Abrams, Sherman, military armor tank. So when you hear the Military Channel describing Heavy Armour Formation as "HAF"s in a couple years, you know what happened.</p><p>(Ya keep complaining the girles are picking on you, we can make sure <u>all </u>the girlies are being mean.)</p>

[niko_teen]

<p>Keera  - /bonk bad you</p><p>Tainda - well behaived women as never as fun</p><p>Valk - kk new acrynom hmmmm.... BEAUTY (Brutal Eager Agression Ultimately directed against Teaeran Yikes!)</p>

[valkry]

Ah! /namemuse Beauty

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>Tainda - well behaived women as never as fun</p></blockquote> Truth!

[niko_teen]

silly online status says all of you "BEAUTY" members are still online but i know better. Dang forums.

[niko_teen]

<p>Tainda wrote: </p><blockquote><cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite>Tainda wrote:</cite><blockquote>Clutz </blockquote><p> Fairy</p><p>*tosses Tainda out the window all paper airplane style*</p></blockquote> <img src="/smilies/2e207fad049d4d292f60607f80f05768.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />  Don't make me pinch you!</blockquote>Don't Threaten me with a good time.

[Tain]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote>Don't Threaten me with a good time.</blockquote> <img src="/smilies/97ada74b88049a6d50a6ed40898a03d7.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" />

[niko_teen]

*walks down the hall of the evil society mumbling something about keera being cruel and getting a booty shaking song stuck in his head from her pms*

[niko_teen]

<p>*chuckles evilly at his most recient post Knowing that is posting it he'll only half cure the twitches since he failed to anwser the question associated with the majoriety of the twitching.*</p><p>I warned you all that I got my testostorne lvl back up. So much for the touchy cuddly tlk about feelings Tea, back to the real me.</p>

[niko_teen]

<p>FRom the Rending:</p><p> Rosepetals wrote: </p><blockquote><cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite>Rosepetals wrote:</cite><blockquote>Who me? pigheaded and stubborn?? I am not! <p>ok....maybe just a bit......but [I cannot control my vocabulary]...must you beat on every male in my life?</p></blockquote> Must be jsut some pent up frustration for loosing out in the first round ALL those years ago when we dueled to win Rose's hand in marriage. hmmmm I'm still wondering if i should include that or not</blockquote>LOL  that was a fun night wasn't it?  We even had one female contestant. Kinda glad she didn't win, this might have turned out to be a different kind of story <img src="/smilies/136dd33cba83140c7ce38db096d05aed.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> </blockquote><p>I remember well Lukenmai was the one to clear me out, if i remember correctly, But then again ragers truely were grimp back then.</p><p>*coughs*</p><p>I mean ARE [Removed for Content], well at lest I am.</p>

[niko_teen]

<p>From Sisters:</p><p>Amethest@Befallen wrote: </p><blockquote><cite>valkry wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>/drags the gaged Niko to a chair, checks the side of the computer the mouse is on, leaves the matching hand loose, duct tapes other hand and feet to chair, pushes chair up to computer desk...</p><p>"I'll bring you a Mountain Dew when your post is ready." /walks out the door.</p></blockquote> woot YES go val kick his grumpy butt and get him writing. I have been very patiently waiting to see the big fight , but no someone is being stingy with his story ;p hugs for val <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></blockquote><p>*after Valk leaves he smiles as his muse's TWIN sisteris the ony on the far side of the computer. She smiles as sweetly as she can and comes over to intie Niko*</p><p>Thank you hon.</p><p> *locks the door so that Valk cannot get back inside. Then cracks his knuckles and greats ready to finish getting the rest of his Kithicor Nighthunter Armor set.*</p><p><so far 3 out of 7></p>

[Rosepetals]

<cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><p>FRom the Rending:</p><p> Rosepetals wrote: </p><blockquote><cite>niko_teen wrote:</cite><blockquote><cite>Rosepetals wrote:</cite><blockquote>Who me? pigheaded and stubborn?? I am not! <p>ok....maybe just a bit......but [I cannot control my vocabulary]...must you beat on every male in my life?</p></blockquote> Must be jsut some pent up frustration for loosing out in the first round ALL those years ago when we dueled to win Rose's hand in marriage. hmmmm I'm still wondering if i should include that or not</blockquote>LOL  that was a fun night wasn't it?  We even had one female contestant. Kinda glad she didn't win, this might have turned out to be a different kind of story <img src="/smilies/136dd33cba83140c7ce38db096d05aed.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> </blockquote><p>I remember well Lukenmai was the one to clear me out, if i remember correctly, But then again ragers truely were grimp back then.</p><p>*coughs*</p><p>I mean ARE [Removed for Content], well at lest I am.</p></blockquote><p>LOL how could i forget Luke! At least there was a male behind the keyboard on that one. Luke never stopped asking to marry me either come to think of it. If only he had played a male character. Remember Shivran? She was female ingame and out...and put on a heck of a good show. She had me worried for a while. </p>

[niko_teen]

Didn't he take 2nd place in the end? hmmm but anyway Just wodnering if the readers will want to see the turniment written in.