niko_teen
04-18-2007, 05:32 PM
<p><b>>> I think i got all of it, oh well can always be modified if out of order as well<< </b></p><p><b>AvalonSpirit</b></p><p>tea........ <ehco echo echo>.....tea........<echo echo echo>.....</p><p>you must write more.....<echo echo echo>....</p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Niko_Teen</b> </p><p>I guess I'm jsut stopping in to let you all know I'm still breathing. I haven't been hit by a train, bus, muskrat or anything else along that line. No promises about anything new comming out int he near future but i do have the wheels spinning in my head. so i guess yeah, I'm still alive just being lazy and tormenting my muse.</p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Valkry</b></p><p>/lobs a muskrat at Tea and tries to extimate the damage done by a flying 10-14" (head and body) long, 2-4 lbs aquatic rodent... would wet muskrat do more damage then dry, due to extra weight of water-soaked fur, or would extra water cause a drag and reduce air-speed velocity? Is there a chance or a 'weap proc' due to additional whipping/slapping action of 8-11" naked, black, scaly, flattened tail... /wanders off to that odd place valkry goes sometimes... to research, then calculate the Fire-Control Solution using a muskrat as a projectile... assuming firing from solid ground, no values needed for yaw, pitch or roll, Tea's rate of speed (don't forget scout speed-buff or other speed factors), what method of muskrat lauching? (hand-lob, muskrat-a-pult, SM-2 (Standard Missle-2) Block IIIA with muskrat warhead....</p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Niko_Teen</b> </p><p>*kicks the shoulder fired heat seaking muskrat launcher ver. 2.0 around the corner and out of sight before address valk* Told you we wouldn't need to use it.</p><p>Yeah, Niko, the last thing, you, Ekuth & I need in our group therapy sestion is PETA coming after us for muskrat abuse. </p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Valkry</b></p><p>You have to keep writing Ekuth....you really don't want Niko & I running amuck by ourselves. Your graphic images have a sort of horrible beauty about them... and the ranger & I... well our imaginations are active(hyper), though I can't really call them beautiful, bit demented, yes, beautiful, no. We need you to class up the place otherwise it's just Niko & I being our weird selves. /runs off around the corner to grab SFHSMRL ver 2.0, and takes it to workshop, to upgrade guidance system to use heat seaking or LASER painted targeting.... SFHSLTMRL 3.0 WOOT!</p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Ekuthh</b></p><p>Thank you Janell!</p><p>Niko, be nice or I'll reveal to the world the soft hearted, animal loving guy you are. </p><p>Valkry...</p><p>Can you really abuse a muskrat? What is muskrat love anyway... and do we really want to know?</p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Niko_Teen</b> </p><p>*grumbles something about never underestimating the evilness of DE Necro/wizard hybrids* Fine you win this round.</p><p>*Ponders for a moment about modifying the SFHSMRL to launch fae instead. Jsut a small modification done to the fae could turn their wings into stablalizers the could help to counteract the instabilty of flight when frieing a muskrat that is not dripping wet (they tend to dry out if you leave them in teh tube too long).* </p><p>I'll have to get back with you later and jsut for the rrecord you almost hit the spot with that description of yourself. All except I always invisioned you with a pirate's ee patch that is worn only to scare the students about the inherant danger od mixing two acids together outside of a controled enviroment</p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Valkry</b></p><p>OooH Fae-canon, stablizer wings would be perfect to counter act the rifling effect, but we will have to completely rework the bore of the canon for the thinner Fae-body. Also need to check that alchemical solution used to stablize wings, and for that matter, Fae in general aren't going to be burnt up by the explosion during firing, after all a slender Fae would theoretically be more combustable then a bulkier muskrat, esp. a wet muskrat. Anyway, you were suppose to think James Bond (Sean, of course) when I wrote 'class.' Now if I had said 'classics' then the English college professor sterotype would apply. Tea, Pirates didn't have a damaged eye, they wore the eye patch so one eye would be night-vision ready for if they had to go inside the skin of the ship. Duh, don't use torches or candles on wooden ships, don't want holes in the side of the ship in some areas and the reflective prisms that were used to redirct sunlight below decks still weren't a fantastic light source.</p><p><b>Niko_Teen</b> </p><p>Maybe some cotton wadding drenched in alchemic chemicals so that it wont burn packed between the fae and the charge should counter act wing cashing on fire fromt eh explosive.<b> </b></p><p><b> </b></p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Niko_Teen</b> </p><p><b> </b>so dang it no edditing or I will be forced to use our jointly created SFHSLTRWFL v4.0 (Shoulder Fired Heat Seaking Laser Targeting Resin coated Wing Fae Launcher). well maybe for content i guess if halway through a scene about walking around the commonlands it cuts to scene from season 5 where Ambros is spanking Zasha for being a naughty girl (Sorry things liek that just pop into my head at times).</p><p><b> </b></p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Tainda</b></p><p>Glad I didn't miss the lynching then </p><p>Though I may plan one if he doesn't let those fae out of the jars!! *shakes her little fist*</p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Niko_Teen</b> </p><p>I like how you mind works *starts rigging and over sized buttlefly net in order to get supplies for the SFHSLTRWFL v4.0*</p><p>*speaks almost silently to himself* Shhhh little fae you don't wnt to end up in a jar... (an ellipses hehehehe) just hold still stay right by the door you're be perfect for my SFHSLTRWFL. Shhhhhh</p><p><b> </b></p><p><b>Amethest</b></p><p>dont make me borrow the big ole fae launcher bazooka gun thingy from val ;p</p><p><b>Valkry</b></p><p>I haven't unveiled the lastest mod to Niko yet.... changed the alchemy solution on the wings, they are flame-resistant for 30 sec of flight time, the fae ignites & burning fae hits target. </p>