Lost: Shambling Corpse. Reward if Found.

[Badtidings]

<DIV>YOU challenge me? Don't you know that I am a Necromancer? I am the master of life itself! My touch brings disease. My words bring suffering. Pain flows from my fingertips. The hounds of hell issue forth from beneath my robe. FEEL MY WRATH! PET, ATTACK!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Ummmm.... any minute now.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>No, really, he's coming. He just falls behind a little bit lately.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Don't you worry my friend, your butt-whomping is assured.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Five, six  more seconds (at the outside).</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Please?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[Vodr]

Funny as hell and as a Necro I completly agree.

[Kenazeer]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Badtidings wrote:<BR> <DIV>YOU challenge me? Don't you know that I am a Necromancer? I am the master of life itself! My touch brings disease. My words bring suffering. Pain flows from my fingertips. The hounds of hell issue forth from beneath my robe. FEEL MY WRATH! PET, ATTACK!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Ummmm.... any minute now.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>No, really, he's coming. He just falls behind a little bit lately.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Don't you worry my friend, your butt-whomping is assured.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Five, six  more seconds (at the outside).</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Please?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P>Now if everyone just had your good humor in requesting things were looked at we would all be better off. Hope this gets fixed for you, but you really can't expect the muscles of that rotten thing you call a pet to locomote very well. :smileytongue:<BR></P>

[Finora]

<DIV>/chuckle</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>What about my ghost doggie? He doesn't have rotty muscles and doesn't weigh anything since he's a ghost. Why does he have to be so slow? <G></DIV>

[Lera]

And when can I bring my pet cubes home from Stormhold? They're just the most adorable little creatures, and they'd be perfect for my maze, but I just can't get them to follow me!*ponder* Perhaps a trail of <a href="http://www.zogonia.com/mtzogonarchive/galeena24.html" target=_blank>orc eyes</a>... *heads to the Commonlands*<div></div>

[Jelrak]

<DIV>Hehe thats a funny comic Lera! Thanks for the pointer <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /></DIV> <DIV> </DIV>

[mehtuus]

<div></div><div><blockquote><hr>Lera wrote:And when can I bring my pet cubes home from Stormhold? They're just the most adorable little creatures, and they'd be perfect for my maze, but I just can't get them to follow me!*ponder* Perhaps a trail of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.zogonia.com/mtzogonarchive/galeena24.html">orc eyes</a>... *heads to the Commonlands*<div></div><hr></blockquote>Yes, thank you very much for the link to that wonderfully funny Fantasy cartoon site.</div>

[Oakum]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Calendri wrote:<BR> <DIV>/chuckle</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>What about my ghost doggie? He doesn't have rotty muscles and doesn't weigh anything since he's a ghost. Why does he have to be so slow? <G></DIV><BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Ah, yes no weight is true but that just means they have a lot of problems fighting the wind.  Surprised their are not times it never catches up to. lol

[Lera]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> mehtuus wrote:<BR> <DIV><BR>Yes, thank you very much for the link to that wonderfully funny Fantasy cartoon site.<BR> <HR> </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>Glad you like. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> Now go tell the devs to let us have pet cubes for our homes! :smileyvery-happy:

[Kerowynn]

<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> Lera wrote:<BR> <BR> <BLOCKQUOTE> <HR> mehtuus wrote:<BR> <DIV><BR>Yes, thank you very much for the link to that wonderfully funny Fantasy cartoon site.<BR> <HR> </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>Glad you like. <img src="/smilies/3b63d1616c5dfcf29f8a7a031aaa7cad.gif" border="0" alt="SMILEY" /> Now go tell the devs to let us have pet cubes for our homes! :smileyvery-happy:<BR> <HR> </BLOCKQUOTE> <P><BR>OH!  Double OH!  Thank you for the link, too!!  Both of the 2 cartoon sets had me chuckling!  </P> <P>This is soo me .. <A href="http://www.zogonia.com/mtzogonarchive/galeena02.html" target=_blank>http://www.zogonia.com/mtzogonarchive/galeena02.html</A></P> <P>You can have your pet cubes if I can have pet books!  I love the book familiars wizards have.   I would love to fill my house with flying book house pets!  </P> <P>Meanwhile .. I think we have derailed a perfectly valid issue ..</P> <P><STRONG>Pets should = Owner Run Speed</STRONG>.  </P>

[Lera]

<div><blockquote><hr>Kerowynn wrote:<div></div><strong>Pets should = Owner Run Speed</strong>.  <hr></blockquote>Yes, they should. Especially cubes. <span>:smileyvery-happy:</span></div>