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BlackheartBou
05-05-2006, 10:09 PM
Who can take a orc, kick him in the jewelsFinish that quest for a gold piece of twoThe Bouviman, oh the Bouviman canThe Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look goodWho can sneak up and kill you with a sighSoak in your blood and make a grown man cryThe Bouviman, oh the Bouviman canThe Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look goodThe Bouviman makes every death satisfying and deliciousNow you talk about your quest wishes, you can't even dodge the swishesOh, who can take tomorrow, listen to them screamSeparate the sorrow and dash apart their dreamsThe Bouviman, oh the Bouviman canThe Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look goodThe Bouviman makes every death satisfying and deliciousNow you talk about your quest wishes, you can't even dodge the swishes Yeah, yeah, yeahOh, who can take tomorrow, listen to them screamSeparate the sorrow and dash apart their dreamsThe Bouviman, oh the Bouviman canThe Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look good Yes, the Bouviman can 'cause he stabs you in the back and makes your death look good<div></div>

BlackheartBou
05-05-2006, 10:41 PM
And of course the theme song. (sung to the tune of Hong Kong Phooey who was a #1 superguy until Bouvi came along)<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"><strong></strong></font> <p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">BlackHeart Bouvi, Number One Super Guy. BlackHeart Bouvi, Quicker Than The Human Eye.</font></p> <p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">He's got style, a groovy style, and a blade that just won't stop. When the going gets tough, he's really rough, with a BlackHeart Bouvi chop (Hi-Ya!)</font></p> <p><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">BlackHeart Bouvi, Number One Super Guy. BlackHeart Bouvi, Quicker Than The Human Eye. BlackHeart Bouvi, he's fan-riffic (gong!)</font></p><div></div>